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When James Madison spoke to the First Congress he proposed 20 amendments for a Bill of Rights, and not the 10 we all know about. So what did Congress delete from the final list that was ratified by the states?
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DEAR ABBY: I have been married to my amazing husband for two years. He has worked his butt off to put me through school, and I am appreciative and thankful. He has recently been offered a promotion, which means we will have to move from the South to the Midwest. Though I'm not a fan of the idea, I…
When Lithuania inaugurates two electrical links to the West on Monday, it will launch a process that will reduce its reliance on Russian electricity, and one day could make Russia dependent on the Baltic grids. With Russia accustomed to wielding energy supplies as a political weapon, the…
A Dubai real estate firm has restored Donald Trump's name on a $6 billion golf complex it is building with the U.S. businessman and presidential hopeful, days after taking it down following his proposal to ban Muslims from entering the United States. Gold letters spelling out "Trump International…
Babylonia has no regrets about leaving behind her two children and her job as a hairdresser to join a Christian female militia battling against the Islamic State group in Syria. The fierce-looking 36-year-old in fatigues from the Syriac Christian minority in the northeast believes she is making the…
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LOS ANGELES (AP) — An underwater search for a computer hard drive and anything else linked to the husband-and-wife shooters who killed 14 in the California attacks has concluded.
ATLANTA (AP) — The father of a Muslim middle school student says a teacher asked his daughter if she was carrying a bomb in her backpack
Authorities say a man armed with two handguns and a machete has been shot and killed by police inside a northeastern Pennsylvania Walmart store.
There are plenty of post–Great Recession signs that the middle class is still in serious trouble in the United States. An analysis of government data released this week from the Pew Research Center reveals that in 2015, for the first time in more than 40 years, middle-income households stopped…
Has it been a long day? Need some laughter in your life? Well, look no further because these pictures are guaranteed to make you laugh.
Who buys 59 pre-paid cell phones in a single shopping trip? Several bulk purchases of cell phones in Missouri caused concern among Americans on alert for signs of terrorist plots. The alarm began when two immigrants bought 59 cell phones at once from a Wal-Mart in Lebanon, Mo. on Dec. 5.
DEAR ABBY: My heart breaks when jokes are made about older children, especially sons, who still live at home. My son "Nick" has his own area of the house and cares for himself. His rent helps us greatly. My parents also live in another part of the house, and he helps with their needs sometimes.Why…
When Vu Thi Linh moved her family from their spacious rural home to a tiny rented room in Hanoi, she hoped her children would be able to get the education she never had. The Linhs are among hundreds of thousands of people moving to Vietnam's bulging capital and southern Ho Chi Minh City every year,…
By Anastasia Lyrchikova and Alexander Winning MOSCOW (Reuters) - The Kremlin is trying to reassure residents of Crimea, left in the dark after electricity supplies from Ukraine were cut off, that it is coming to their rescue by installing a power link with Russia. The electricity problems are a…
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The Golden State Warriors suffered their first defeat of the season with a shocking 108-95 loss to the last-place Milwaukee Bucks, halting their season-opening win streak at 24 games. The stunning defeat came at the end of a grueling seven-game road trip for the weary Warriors, who needed a double…
HOUSTON (AP) — Army Sgt. James Brown survived two tours of combat duty in Iraq. He died in a West Texas jail in 2012 while serving a weekend sentence for a DWI conviction.
A California woman -- a worker with the state's Corrections Department -- is under investigation after being filmed while allegedly attacking a group of Muslim men as they prayed in a San Francisco Bay-area park, authorities said. One of the alleged victims filmed the incident, which happened in…
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In 2012, Zolushka (“Cinderella” in Russian) was in bad shape. Hunters found the four-month-old Amur tiger cub alone and emaciated in Primorskii Krai, one of the last strongholds of the Amur tiger species in the world. Cinderella was whisked away to a rescue center, where she was nursed back to…
Thousands of shoppers were evacuated from malls in at least three states on Saturday as bomb threats or scares disrupted one of the busiest days of year for holiday shopping. The evacuations come at a time of heightened vigilance in public places across the country, a week after a husband and wife…
CARACAS, Venezuela (AP) — President Nicolas Maduro on Saturday told Venezuela's military to be prepared for a fight as the country remains tense after a landslide defeat for his socialist party in congressional elections.