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Gambia's President Yahya Jammeh on Friday declared the formerly secular country an Islamic republic in a move he said was designed to distance the West African state further from its colonial past. "In line with the country's religious identity and values, I proclaim Gambia as an Islamic state,"…
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SAN JOSE, Costa Rica (AP) — A U.S. woman who organized volunteer medical missions in Central America was found stabbed to death at a hotel in Costa Rica's capital of San Jose, authorities said.
DEAR ABBY: My heart breaks when jokes are made about older children, especially sons, who still live at home. My son "Nick" has his own area of the house and cares for himself. His rent helps us greatly. My parents also live in another part of the house, and he helps with their needs sometimes.Why…
Donald Trump is a disgrace and should pull out of the United States presidential race, Saudi Arabian billionaire Prince Alwaleed bin Talal tweeted late on Friday. "@realDonaldTrump You are a disgrace not only to the GOP but to all America," Alwaleed said on his official Twitter account,…
Former beauty queen and avid hunter Theresa Vail frequently finds herself in tricky situations as the host of the Outdoor Channel reality series Limitless, but finding her way out of new legal troubles could prove more difficult than skydiving at West Point or making it through a 26-mile trek in…
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Recommended: How much do you know about the Islamic State? “We are not postured as a [Defense] department, intellectually or organizationally, for these highly asymmetric and largely unconventional long-term challenges,” Vickers said in congressional testimony.
Riyadh (AFP) - Saudi women vote Saturday for the first time in elections but still face a host of other restrictions, among the tightest in the world.
KANSAS CITY, Kan. (AP) — A Kansas bail bondsman and his wife were charged with first-degree murder Friday in the death of a child who authorities believe is the man's missing 7-year-old son, prosecutors said.
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A mysterious buffalo herd numbering almost 100 has appeared in the Canadian prairie province of Saskatchewan, officials said Friday, 150 years after they were hunted to the brink of extinction. Police issued a warning to drivers to watch out for the large animals on local highways, while officials…
LAS VEGAS (AP) — Police and church officials in Las Vegas are investigating a recent series of disruptive protests at Roman Catholic parishes that they say put worshippers on edge and led to plans for increased patrols around churches this weekend.
DEAR ABBY: I made a big mistake three years ago. When I found out my husband was cheating on me, I became vengeful and sought revenge. I ended up sleeping with my sister-in-law's boyfriend to get back at my husband and at her for some things she did in the past. It took my pain away -- for a…
DES MOINES, Iowa (AP) — Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump has finally unleashed a verbal assault on the one rival he has so far spared.
These 12 Stunning Underwater Discoveries Will Definitely Make Your Jaw Drop! It's Crazy To Think That Humans Have Only Explored 5% Of The Worlds...
Scientists widely agree that this meltwater has been a major factor in raising global sea levels about seven inches over the 20th century. The movement of all that water is affecting the Earth’s rotation, according to a study published Friday in the journal Science. “If you are melting glaciers…
A man who was set to adopt his four half-siblings after their parents died was killed himself a day before he was to pick the children up.
A Chinese medical student who murdered his roommate at a prestigious Shanghai university by poisoning a drinking water dispenser was executed Friday, the official Xinhua news agency reported. Lin Sinhao was convicted by a Shanghai court of murdering fellow student Huang Yang "out of spite" by…
BEIJING (AP) — An all-female band formed by North Korean leader Kim Jong Un canceled its concerts in Beijing and abruptly left the Chinese capital on Saturday for unknown reasons.
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By Louis Charbonneau UNITED NATIONS (Reuters) - The United States and Russia blamed each other on Friday for the continued conflict in Ukraine, with Washington accusing the Kremlin of attempting to suppress public discussion of facts about the nearly two-year-old war. The mutual accusations came…
The latest b-ball kicks represent a new era in the game.
A 7th grader in Rosenberg says he was forced by school administrators to cover up his Star Wars t-shirt because it depicted a weapon, even though it's fictional.