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DENVER (AP) — When it comes to records, Peyton Manning only cares about one: The wins and losses.
MOSCOW (AP) — Russia reserves the right to use nuclear weapons in response to a conventional strike and sees them as a "great equalizer" reducing the likelihood of aggression, a senior Russian official said Wednesday.
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A new theory has emerged in the single-vehicle crash that killed actor Paul Walker and his friend Roger Rodas. KTLA`s Wendy Burch reports from Valencia on Wednesday, Dec. 11, 2013.
Nelson Mandela's distraught widow was among thousands of mourners who paid their last respects before his open casket Wednesday, as the much-loved leader lay in state. The procession passed the central prison where he was jailed in 1962 for incitement and leaving the country illegally.
Federal and state wildlife managers of grizzly bears in the Yellowstone National Park area recommended on Wednesday that U.S. Endangered Species Act protections be lifted for the animals, a decision that would open the way for them to be hunted. Yellowstone's grizzlies, now classified as a…
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DES MOINES, Iowa (AP) — A Mississippi River towboat that partially sank just over two weeks ago has begun its 350-mile trip to a St. Louis-area repair facility.
Stephany Marchese, the winner of a $1 million jackpot with nine of her coworkers at a Staten Island, N.Y., nursing home, has very simple advice for those eying this Friday’s $400 million Mega Millions jackpot. “Play, play, play,” Marchese, 61, told GoodMorningAmerica.com. “It took $2...
By Marina Lopes NEW YORK (Reuters) - At the Henley Vaporium, one of a growing number of e-cigarette lounges sprouting up in New York and other U.S. cities, patrons can indulge in their choice of more than 90 flavors of nicotine-infused vapor, ranging from bacon to bubble gum. A sprawling sign on…
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The pilot of a South Korean airliner that crashed in San Francisco in July felt very stressed about touching down without a functioning instrument landing system to guide him, according to newly released documents. Three passengers died when Asiana Airlines Flight 214 clipped a seawall with its…
LOS ANGELES (AP) — Ryan O'Neal told a jury that an Andy Warhol portrait of Farrah Fawcett that hangs in his home is one of his deepest connections to his longtime partner and that he does not believe he should have to hand it over to the actress' alma mater.
LAS VEGAS (AP) — More than 200 rescuers feared for the worst when a couple and four children vanished this week in the bitterly cold Nevada wilderness. But two days after their ill-fated trip to play in the snow Sunday, the family was found in good condition. By Wednesday, the mother and a child…
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WARRI, Nigeria (AP) — He survived three days in a sunken tugboat at the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean and was hailed as a miracle survivor, but now the Nigerian faces nightmares and questions on whether he used black magic.
Guo Bin - known as Bin Bin - has made a full recovery from surgery to attach the implants, which look and move like normal eyes but will not enable him to see. He was found covered in blood with his eyes removed near his home in the northern Chinese province of Shanxi in August after going missing…
Sen. Rand Paul says "black unemployment in America is double white unemployment" and "hasn't budged" under President Obama. Actually, the black unemployment rate is lower now than when Obama took office, and the gap between the races is below the historical average.
As a result of kissing a fellow student on the hand during class,6-year-old Hunter Yelton now has a permanent record. His Colorado school district has a zero-tolerance policy on sexual harassment, which school officials maintain the boy violated with his peck. The boy was suspended from first…
In an excerpt from his new book, Happy City: Transforming Our Lives Through Urban Design, Charles Montgomery walks us through a few of the design pitfalls being implemented by local governments across the country. These maze-like neighborhoods "engineer their travel behavior," which studies have…