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The U.S. Navy announced Wednesday that a new laser weapon deployed into Persian Gulf earlier this year performed seamlessly during testing that wrapped up in November, and declared the weapon a success.
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(Reuters) - Police in southern California found the body of a woman on Wednesday inside the trunk of a car belonging to a family of six that has been missing for days, officials said. Authorities in the Los Angeles suburb of Montebello have been searching for the Perez family since they were…
COURTLAND, Miss. (AP) — Surveillance video that shows a woman at a convenience store gas station less than two hours before she was set on fire and left to die is part of the puzzle authorities were trying to piece together Wednesday about the last hours of the 19-year-old's life.
At least seven women have been killed in "barbaric" attacks in Somalia after Shebab insurgents beheaded a soldier's wife, prompting revenge executions of women close to the Islamists, elders said Thursday. "It was horrible, Al-Shebab killed two innocent women connected with the government troops,"…
LAS VEGAS (Reuters) - Several rooms at the Las Vegas MGM Grand Hotel And Casino were evacuated on Wednesday after a suicidal man barricaded himself in a room at the massive resort hotel before shooting himself to death, police said. A SWAT team responded to the hotel and sought to establish contact…
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By Brendan O'Brien (Reuters) - A 21-year-old college student died of severe head trauma after being struck by the cab of a dumbwaiter at a bar and grill in western Wisconsin, an autopsy released on Tuesday found. Brooke Baures, a student at Winona State University and former member of its…
MONACO (AP) — For the first time since Monaco was founded in the 13th century, its royal family gave birth to twins on Wednesday, and dozens of cannons were fired to celebrate.
Members of Nigeria's main opposition party voted through the night to choose a candidate to challenge President Goodluck Jonathan at next year's elections, with a result expected later on Thursday. Proceedings at the All Progressives Congress (APC) presidential primary at a stadium in the financial…
ISLAMABAD (AP) — Pakistani police Wednesday were looking for four men believed to have killed a couple and their four children as retribution for a perceived "honor crime."
Christmas caters to small children. The endless mythology around Santa and the endless fights over popular toys all revolve around bringing Christmas cheer to another generation of tiny humans who have yet to realize that everything is a lie. One of the most popular lies to tell your children in…
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Jihadist attacks around the world in November killed a total of 5,042 people, showing Islamist extremism is "stronger than ever" despite Al-Qaeda's declining role, a new study published on Thursday said. There were 664 attacks in 14 countries during the month, according to the joint report by the…
The outgoing senate majority leader blasted Republicans, vowing Democrats will wage "a new battle" with the GOP when the Senate reconvenes on Jan. 6.
A North Hollywood man was facing criminal charges after allegedly skinning and eating part of his roommate`s pet rabbit and then threatening to do the same to her, the Los Angeles County District Attorney`s Office announced Wednesday. Steve Kuzj reports for the KTLA 5 News at 10 on Wednesday, Dec.…
It’s nearly the end of the fall semester on America’s college campuses, which means students are preparing to be graded on their final papers and exams. It’s a stressful time, but at the end of it all, students get to turn the tables and give feedback about whether a professor lectured too much or…
By Zachary Fagenson MIAMI (Reuters) - A graffiti artist who went by the nickname "Demz" died after being hit by a police car during a chase amid the height of Miami's annual Art Week, according to his mother. “He died doing what he loved,” Nannette Gutierrez wrote on Instagram alongside pictures of…
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ANCHORAGE, Alaska (AP) — A convicted Alaska felon with a history of assaulting women was charged with first-degree murder Wednesday in the shooting death of an assistant state prosecutor in Barrow.
Prince Albert II of Monaco and his wife Charlene welcomed their twin babies to the world Wednesday, and announced that Jacques, born two minutes after his sister Gabriella, will be next in line to the throne. Cannons roared and church bells tolled in the tiny Mediterranean principality at the…
WARSAW, Poland (AP) — Poland's defense minister on Thursday complained of "unprecedented" activity by Russia's navy and air force in the Baltic Sea region in recent days.