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ALGIERS, Algeria - Two car bombs, one of which targeted the U.N. refugee agency's offices, killed at least 45 people including 10 U.N. staff members Tuesday, authorities said.
MOSCOW - Dmitry Medvedev, the hand-picked candidate to succeed President Vladimir Putin, called Tuesday for Putin become prime minister after the March 2 election.
COLORADO SPRINGS, Colo. - Authorities believe the man who killed four people at a church and missionary training center posted an anti-Christian diatribe online that closely repeated a rant by one of the Columbine killers, a newspaper reported Tuesday.
SAN FRANCISCO - Hoping to establish itself as the Internet's least intrusive search engine, Ask.com is empowering people to prevent their search requests from being deposited in data banks.
LONDON - After that performance, Led Zeppelin really must go on tour.
ATLANTA - With Reggie Bush watching from the sideline, Drew Brees passed for 328 yards and three touchdowns as the New Orleans Saints bounced back from a devastating loss with a 34-14 rout of Atlanta on Monday night.
ALGIERS (Reuters) - At least forty-seven people were killed when two car bombs exploded in upscale districts of Algiers on Tuesday, a security source said, in the bloodiest attack since the 1990s on the capital of the OPEC member state.
MOSCOW (Reuters) - Dmitry Medvedev, named by Russian President Vladimir Putin as his preferred successor, said on Tuesday he wanted Putin to become prime minister under him, mapping out a route for the outgoing leader to retain influence.
NUSA DUA, Indonesia (Reuters) - The European Union took a veiled swipe at the United States at climate talks in Bali on Tuesday over Washington's efforts to remove tough 2020 emissions guidelines for rich nations from draft text.
KIEV (Reuters) - Yulia Tymoshenko, leading force in Ukraine's 2004 "Orange Revolution," failed to win backing from parliament to restore her as prime minister on Tuesday, plunging the ex-Soviet state into new political uncertainty.
NEW YORK (Reuters) - Iran did shut down its nuclear weapons program in 2003 but restarted it a year later, dispersing the equipment to thwart international inspectors, an overseas Iranian opposition group told the Wall Street Journal.
BAGHDAD (Reuters) - Iraq will never allow the United States to have permanent military bases on its soil, the government's national security adviser said.
NEW DELHI (Reuters) - A schoolboy shot and killed a classmate on Tuesday in a private school in a suburb of the Indian capital, police said.
BEIJING (Reuters) - China agreed to stiffer food and drug export controls on Tuesday after a day of trade talks with the United States which were strained by tensions over how to handle consumer alarm about the "made-in-China" tag.
ALGIERS (AFP) - Two bomb attacks -- one on the UN refugee agency -- rocked the Algerian capital on Tuesday, killing at least 52 people with foreigners among the casualties, hospital sources and officials said.
MOSCOW (AFP) - President Vladimir Putin should become Russia's prime minister after leaving the Kremlin, Dmitry Medvedev, the main contender to replace Putin in an election next March, said Tuesday.
GAZA CITY (AFP) - Three Palestinian militants were killed in the Gaza Strip on Tuesday as Israel launched its largest operation in months in the south of the Hamas-run territory, medics and witnesses said after another militant was killed by an air strike in the north.
DORASAN STATION, South Korea (AFP) - The first regular train service between the two Koreas for over 50 years crossed the heavily fortified border on Tuesday, in the latest reconciliation project between the historic enemies.
MOSCOW (AFP) - Russia will demand that the UN Security Council annul any unilateral declaration of independence by the Serbian province of Kosovo, Interfax quoted Russia's chief Kosovo negotiator as saying Tuesday.
CHICAGO (AFP) - Disgraced media baron Conrad Black was sentenced to six and half years in prison Monday for raiding the coffers of his once mighty newspaper empire and trying to cover up his crime.
WASHINGTON (AFP) - The US economy has sailed through a series of rough patches, but the Federal Reserve is likely to cut interest rates Tuesday to guard against the effects of a brewing economic storm, analysts say.
AMSTERDAM (Reuters) - The Netherlands wants to redraw the map of Europe -- literally.
RICHMOND, Virginia (Reuters) - Disgraced U.S. football star Michael Vick was sentenced on Monday to 23 months in prison for his role in an illegal dogfighting ring in which he had admitted he was involved in the killing of at least eight dogs.
DES MOINES, Iowa; and LOS ANGELES - Melanie White wasn't paying much attention to the presidential campaign. But when she heard Oprah Winfrey was coming to Des Moines to campaign for Barack Obama, politics suddenly mattered. She wanted to see Oprah.
BUENOS AIRES (AFP) - Six South American presidents on Sunday launched the Bank of the South, the region's answer to the World Bank and the International Monetary Fund as a source for development funds.
COLUMBIA, South Carolina (Reuters) - Talk show host Oprah Winfrey has long been a role model for black women because of her rags-to-riches story, her status as a tastemaker and her message of self improvement.
RICHMOND, Va. - Michael Vick's outlook changed as the dogfighting case against him grew, going from disbelief that he could be hurt to depression at what he'd lost.
KANSAS CITY, Mo. - H&R Block Inc., the nation's largest tax preparer, said in a preliminary earnings report Tuesday that it expected a huge second-quarter loss as it continued to wrestle with its disintegrating mortgage arm.