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PARIS (AP) — The third gunman who terrorized Paris' Bataclan concert hall before being killed last month in the attack was identified Wednesday as a Frenchman who left for Syria in 2013. The development came after his mother received a text message announcing his death and gave a DNA sample to…
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It was the teen's first day working as a subcontractor with North Carolina-based Crawford Tree Service.
Judge Susan Dlott fled her Connecticut home without shoes and banged on neighbors' doors for help.
China said on Wednesday it had asked South Korea to ensure the safety of Chinese ships after South Korea's navy fired warning shots at a Chinese vessel which crossed into waters disputed by North and South Korea. The South Korean navy told Yonhap news agency it had fired 10 warning shots at a…
WASHINGTON (AP) — Donald Trump's plan to ban Muslims from entering the United States is shoving the Republican Party to the edge of chaos, abruptly pitting GOP leaders against their own presidential front-runner and jeopardizing the party's longtime drive to attract minorities.
There are 4 terrifying things that can happen right before your heart attack. If you are 45 years of age or older, then you better read this.
Harold Henthorn, 59, received the mandatory sentence on Tuesday for murdering his wife Dr. Toni Henthorn, who plummeted nearly 130 feet to her death.
The two Afghan air force students failed to show up for duty on Monday at their regular maintenance training at Moody Air Force Base in Valdosta, Georgia, an Air Force spokesman said in a statement. In January, a soldier in the Afghanistan army who went missing during a training exercise at a U.S.…
Members of Kenya’s Marsh lion pride, made famous in BBC’s long-running Big Cat Diary documentary series, have reportedly been poisoned after eating a cow carcass in the Masai Mara Reserve. On Tuesday, the David Sheldrick Wildlife Trust posted on its Facebook page that an autopsy of Bibi found that…
The ex-wife of grunge rocker Scott Weiland, who died after years of addiction, has urged fans not to glamorize the singer but instead learn from his mistakes. The former Stone Temple Pilots singer died Thursday at age 48 on his tour bus in Minnesota, as police found cocaine nearby. In an open…
A 46-year-old woman is suspected of killing her child inside a home in San Bernardino on Tuesday, according to the San Bernardino Police Department.
Russia warned in advance that its military would launch strikes Tuesday on Syria for the first time from a submarine stationed in the Mediterranean, the United States said. The strikes were aimed at "two terrorist strongholds" around Raqa, the de facto Syrian capital of the Islamic State group,…
A chimpanzee that suffered from the trauma of being a research animal has found comfort in an unexpected source: a troll doll. Foxie was born in 1976 in a research laboratory and was used for hepatitis vaccine testing and breeding, Diana Goodrich, co-director of Chimpanzee Sanctuary Northwest, told…
Turkish warplanes struck Kurdistan Workers' Party (PKK) militant targets in northern Iraq overnight and a policeman was killed in southeastern Turkey during clashes with the group. Turkish jets hit targets in the Qandil, Hakurk, Zap and Avasin Baysan areas of northern Iraq, targeting storage units…
The Fox News anchors bracket, which includes 16 of the Network's top female anchors, breaks down each woman’s unique characteristics to figure out...
WASHINGTON (AP) — As secretary of state, Hillary Clinton intervened in a request forwarded by her son-in-law on behalf of a deep-sea mining firm to meet with her or other State Department officials after one of the firm's investors asked Chelsea Clinton's husband for help setting up such contacts,…
JACKSON, Ga. (AP) — A death row inmate who insisted he was innocent shook his head while looking at Georgia officials before his death sentence was carried out early Wednesday.
Ronald Warninger was cleaning out his garage in Yakima, Washington when he found the wedding cake from 1915.
"The December Geminids are a particularly reliable and prolific shower, one of the finest of the year."
It's time once again for the annual holiday season T&A-fest -- aka the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show -- which is set to air...
A man wanted for murder in Philadelphia has been arrested in Florida, authorities tell Action News.
DEAR ABBY: A good friend of mine recently found out his daughter, "Rhonda" (who is over 18), feels she should have been born a boy. "Ronnie" is now living life as a man and plans to change genders completely.To say the least, my friend and his wife are finding it difficult to deal with. He doesn't…
A global firestorm erupted Tuesday over Donald Trump's call to bar Muslims from entering the United States, as the White House branded him a "carnival barker" unfit to lead and his campaign rivals rounded on him.