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Still puzzled by the mystery of missing flight MH370, Malaysian airport authorities now have the opposite problem: three Boeing 747 planes left unclaimed at the country's main airport. The operators of Kuala Lumpur International Airport (KLIA) have placed a bizarre advertisement in a Malaysian…
The Military has recently released technology that is now available to the public. Get yours before they run out - limited supply!
DEAR ABBY: A good friend of mine recently found out his daughter, "Rhonda" (who is over 18), feels she should have been born a boy. "Ronnie" is now living life as a man and plans to change genders completely.To say the least, my friend and his wife are finding it difficult to deal with. He doesn't…
The US Supreme Court appeared on Monday to back lawmakers who want to restrict the type of guns such as semi-automatic assault weapons used in recent mass shootings. "By rejecting this case, today the Supreme Court sided with a community that has taken action to protect itself from the type of…
ANCHORAGE, Alaska (AP) — A former beauty queen who hosts an Outdoor Channel adventure show illegally shot an Alaska grizzly bear and conspired to cover up the violation, according to charges filed in a rural state court.
In an ad distributed by Coca-Cola Mexico, pretty, young white people do their holiday good deed by bringing bottles of soda to a remote village and build a wooden Christmas tree in the town square. “This type of publicity is an act of discrimination and racism,” Elvira Pablo, an indigenous lawyer,…
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Syed Raheel Farook and his younger brother Syed Rizwan Farook grew up in the same house, attended the same high school two years apart and, as teenagers, often socialized in the same groups. In court filings, Rafia cited multiple instances of domestic abuse, asserting that her husband was "mentally…
By Duff Wilson DEVILS LAKE, North Dakota (Reuters) - Two days after giving birth in the summer of 2014, Reanne Pederson left a hospital with her baby boy Avery and a prescription for 20 hydrocodone pills to treat pain. A day later, Pederson was prescribed another 15 pills. High, she breastfed Avery…
FRESNO, Calif. (AP) — In a trailer park tucked among irrigated orchards that help make California's San Joaquin Valley the richest farm region in the world, 16-year-old Giselle Alvarez, one of the few English-speakers in the community of farmworkers, puzzles over the notices posted on front doors:…
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The largest US destroyer ever built headed for sea trials Monday, its angular radar-evading form cutting a distinctive figure on Maine's Kennebec River, the US Navy said. The $4.3 billion USS Zumwalt is the first in a new line of revolutionary guided missile destroyers. Hundreds of workers were on…
With four other children sleeping in the bedroom, Ronald Exantus allegedly stabbed little Logan Tipton, 6, multiple times in the head.
One of the big cases in the Supreme Court’s current term is in front of the Justices this morning, in what could be a historic test of the “one-person, one-vote concept.”
NEW HAVEN, Conn. (AP) — A Yale University faculty member who sparked protests when she said students should be free to push boundaries with Halloween costumes, even to the point of offense, resigned from her teaching position, the school announced Monday.
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Canada and Mexico won WTO approval Monday to impose up to $1 billion a year in trade sanctions against the United States over its country-of-origin labeling requirement for beef and pork. An arbitration panel at the Geneva-based World Trade Organization ruled that the US policy, known by its…
The help came too late to save her daughter, Jacey. In December 2011, Frazier gave birth to Jacey at a hospital in Charlotte, North Carolina. Jacey spent two weeks suffering through withdrawal, a result of the methadone Frazier took during pregnancy to control an addiction to prescription…
The officer was held up around 10:30 p.m. while responding to a Craigslist ad for a used white BMW, according to the New York City Police Department.
Traci Johnson gave her advice to the survivors of the San Bernardino shooting as she spoke to INSIDE EDITION.
A vegetable…a fruit…a seed…an “unhealthy” food…a natural compound…all shown by science to lower blood pressure. And most already in your kitchen.
MOSCOW (AP) — In an unexpected renewal of a feud between the Kremlin and Russia's former richest man, exiled tycoon and ex-prisoner Mikhail Khodorkovsky was summoned for questioning in Moscow on Tuesday.
Japan is set to build India's first bullet train, with Tokyo financing the project through an $8 billion loan to New Delhi, a leading Japanese business daily reported on Tuesday. The Nikkei, which did not cite sources, said the bullet train will link the cities of Mumbai and Ahmedabad and that the…
Police last week arrested the mother of a little girl found beneath asphalt on a Compton, California bike trail.