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This edition was generated on Sat Dec 8 08:45:01 EST 2007
OMAHA, Neb. - A shaggy-haired figure in a baggy sweatshirt enters the Von Maur department store, glances to the right and left, and leaves. He's captured again by a surveillance camera about six minutes later as he re-enters, clutching his midsection as if hiding something, and stalks toward the elevators.
MALLIPO BEACH, South Korea - Residents and emergency workers used buckets to remove dense crude oil from South Korea's western shore as the Coast Guard struggled in high waves and strong winds to contain the country's largest oil spill Saturday.
QUETTA, Pakistan - Gunmen killed three people in an attack Saturday on a party office of opposition leader Benazir Bhutto, police said the first reported deaths apparently linked to Pakistan's current election campaign.
ATKINSON, N.H. - New Hampshire made John McCain the last time he sought the White House. Now he's hoping the nation's first primary can save him.
BARQUISIMETO, Venezuela - A new voice has emerged to challenge Hugo Chavez's push to turn Venezuela into a socialist society, someone with rare insight into the president's passions and vulnerabilities: his ex-wife.
NEW YORK - The Heisman Trophy has been handed out every year since 1935 and all the winners have been either juniors or seniors. Florida sophomore Tim Tebow is poised to break that trend and score one for college football's underclassmen.
MANAMA (Reuters) - Iran poses a threat to the United States and the Middle East despite a U.S. intelligence assessment that Tehran halted its nuclear weapons program in 2003, Defence Secretary Robert Gates said on Saturday.
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Democrats charged cover-up and demanded investigations into the CIA's destruction of videotapes showing terrorism suspects being subjected to severe interrogation techniques.
TAEAN, South Korea (Reuters) - South Korean workers using skimmers and containment fences battled on Saturday to clean up the worst oil spill in the country's history, as the slick washed ashore near a nature preserve on the west coast.
JERUSALEM (Reuters) - An Israeli minister on Saturday rebuffed criticism by U.S. Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice of Israel's plan to build new homes on occupied land in the Jerusalem area, saying nothing should prevent the project.
BAGHDAD (Reuters) - A spate of recent attacks in Iraq's volatile Diyala province indicate a change in tactics by al Qaeda rather than an upsurge in violence, the commander of U.S. forces in northern Iraq said on Saturday.
ISLAMABAD (Reuters) - Pakistani President Pervez Musharraf will lift emergency rule and restore the suspended constitution on December 15, a day earlier than planned, Attorney General Malik Mohammad Qayyum said on Saturday.
LASHKAR GAH, Afghanistan (Reuters) - Afghan, British and U.S. troops were fighting in a major operation on Saturday to capture the Taliban's biggest stronghold in Afghanistan.
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Three Guantanamo inmates who are British residents will be released under an agreement between Britain and the United States, their lawyer said on Friday.
LISBON (AFP) - Leaders of Europe and Africa opened a landmark summit Saturday designed to forge a new partnership of equals, but with strains showing over trade and Zimbabwean President Robert Mugabe's presence.
SEOUL (AFP) - South Korea's worst-ever oil spill reached the country's southwest coastline on Saturday, polluting beaches and threatening valuable sea farms, witnesses and officials said.
MANAMA (AFP) - US Defence Secretary Robert Gates on Saturday said Iran's foreign policy was a threat to the United States, the Middle East and all countries within range of missiles which he said Tehran was developing.
KANDAHAR, Afghanistan (AFP) - Afghan and international troops closed in on a Taliban-occupied town Saturday, with a NATO soldier, two children and a dozen "terrorists" killed in fighting to reclaim the area, the defence ministry said.
CAPE CANAVERAL (AFP) - The US space agency Saturday delayed the launch of the space shuttle Atlantis for a third consecutive day and announced plans to strengthen safety rules governing launches.
MANILA (AFP) - The US tycoon and television personality Donald Trump is taking on a Philippine property firm over their alleged attempt to use his name in one of their real estate projects, a report said Saturday.
TEHRAN (AFP) - Major crude producer Iran has completely stopped carrying out its oil transactions in dollars, Oil Minister Gholam Hossein Nozari said on Saturday, labelling the greenback an "unreliable" currency.
COVA DA MOURA, Portugal (Reuters) - The dream of a new life that brought their parents from Africa has turned sour for thousands of youngsters across Europe who are grappling with unemployment and bitterness in run-down city ghettos.
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - President George W. Bush announced a plan on Thursday aimed at slowing a wave of home loan foreclosures that has threatened to knock the U.S. economy into recession and rattled investors worldwide.
NEW YORK (AFP) - A tiny and extremely rare 5,000-year-old white limestone sculpture from ancient Mesopotamia sold for 57.2 million dollars in New York on Wednesday, smashing records for both sculpture and antiquities.
MEXICO CITY (Reuters) - Eight Cuban acrobat jugglers disappeared before a performance at a festival in central Mexico last week, presumably to defect to the United States, organizers said on Friday.
LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - A Marine was charged a second time on Friday with murder and dereliction of duty in the shooting death of an Iraqi detained during 2004 combat operations in Fallujah.
NEW YORK - The Heisman Trophy has been handed out every year since 1935 and all the winners have been either juniors or seniors. Florida sophomore Tim Tebow is poised to break that trend and score one for college football's underclassmen.
LOS ANGELES - A few days ago, hopes were high that a deal to end a costly five-week strike by thousands of Hollywood writers was imminent. But optimism that writers and producers would soon sign a new pact all but crumbled Friday, as talks broke down and the sides blamed each other for the stalled negotiations that have sidelined many prime-time and late-night TV shows.