Aaron's Daily WWW Newspaper
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This edition was generated on Wed Dec 7 08:45:02 EST 2016
Table of Contents
General News Update
Sports News Update
Business News Update
Miscellaneous Daily Information
Boston Area Weather
Quotes of the Day
Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - December 7, 2016
- His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.
- Mae West (1892 - 1980)
- A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.
- Robert Benchley (1889 - 1945)
- The whole world is in revolt. Soon there will be only five Kings left--the King of England, the King of Spades, The King of Clubs, the King of Hearts, and the King of Diamonds.
- King Farouk of Egypt (1920 - 1965), 1948
- 'Who are you and how did you get in here?' 'I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.'
- Leslie Nielsen (1926 - ), as Lieutenant Frank Drebin, "Police Squad"
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