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In an ad distributed by Coca-Cola Mexico, pretty, young white people do their holiday good deed by bringing bottles of soda to a remote village and build a wooden Christmas tree in the town square. “This type of publicity is an act of discrimination and racism,” Elvira Pablo, an indigenous lawyer,…
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DEAR ABBY: Every year my husband and I throw a formal holiday party. We invite a small group of our closest friends, and everyone always has a wonderful time. Over the years we have grown apart from some of these couples. This year as we were starting to plan, my husband asked if we could trim the…
CARACAS, Venezuela (AP) — Venezuela's opposition won control of the National Assembly by a landslide, stunning the ruling party and altering the balance of power 17 years after the late Hugo Chavez kicked off the nation's socialist revolution.
DEAR ABBY: Every year around the holidays, well-intentioned strangers wish me and my family "Merry Christmas!" Even though we are Jewish, I have always regarded it to be a kind gesture to spread good cheer. I smile and return the greeting.My children have asked me why I don't tell people we're…
ISTANBUL (Reuters) - Turkish warplanes have taken part in air operations by United States-led coalition forces but have not bombed Islamic State targets in Syria since Nov. 24, when Turkey shot down a Russian fighter jet, a senior Turkish official said on Monday. A U.S. official told Reuters last…
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Turkey accused Russia of a "provocation" on Sunday after a serviceman on the deck of a Russian naval ship allegedly held a rocket launcher on his shoulder while the vessel passed through Istanbul. Relations have deteriorated sharply since Turkey last week became the first NATO member in more than…
THE HAGUE, Netherlands (AP) — The families of two hijackers killed when Dutch forces stormed a train seized by Moluccan extremists in 1977 are suing the government, claiming the hijackers were "executed" by marines when they could have been arrested, according to details of the case released Monday.
A Chinese state news agency has suspended four employees, a report said, following a typographical slip that suggested President Xi Jinping was resigning. Staff at the state-run China News Service switched two Chinese characters with similar sounds, accidentally changing the word in question to…
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A 17-year-old in Tennessee took a ride from a stranger before quickly realizing something wasn't right, cops say.
LOS ANGELES (AP) — Holly Woodlawn, the transgender actress made famous by Andy Warhol and Paul Morrissey in their 1970s films "Trash" and "Women in Revolt," has died.
Venezuela's opposition won control of congress for the first time in 16 years Monday as voters punished the socialist government for an economic crisis and insecurity in the oil-rich nation. President Nicolas Maduro promptly accepted the defeat, a blow to his leadership and the "revolution" of…
The monthly €800 payment would replace all other welfare, social security programs, unemployment payments, The Independent reports. The Finnish government plans to begin testing the program in 2017. Finland’s unemployment rate is at a 10-year high of more than 9 percent (the United States’ rate is…
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WASHINGTON (AP) — The latest on President Barack Obama's Oval Office address on the threat of terrorism and the government's response following attacks in California and Paris (all times local):
Abu Murad surveys the captive audience in the mosque in West Amman, Jordan. Several latecomers kneel for the sunset Maghrib prayer, while others perform individual Sunna prayers in the corner. A handful of old men whisper passages from the Quran in the back. “I was a Muslim,” Abu Murad begins,…
NEW DELHI/ALMATY (Reuters) - An earthquake measuring 7.2 magnitude struck Tajikistan on Monday, shaking buildings as far away as the Indian capital of New Delhi and in Pakistan, the U.S. Geological Survey and witnesses said. A spokesman for Tajikistan's Emergencies Committee said it had no…
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General Electric has terminated the planned acquisition of its appliance business by the Swedish manufacturer Electrolux, which US authorities opposed, both companies announced Monday. Electrolux had sought to snap up GE appliances for some $3.3 billion (about 3 billion euros), which would have…
Police say they recovered the remains of five humans at the Conn. home of 32-year-old Amador Medina on Friday.
A Brooklyn man allegedly stabbed his girlfriend to death before his wife returned home on Saturday afternoon.