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PARIS - A parcel bomb exploded at a lawyer's office in central Paris on Thursday, killing one person and seriously injuring another, officials said.
BAGHDAD - Citing a 60 percent decline in violence in Iraq over the last six months, Gen. David Petraeus said Thursday that maintaining security is easier than establishing it and gives him more flexibility in deploying forces.
CAPE CANAVERAL, Fla. - Near-perfect weather was forecast over Florida for Thursday afternoon, giving NASA confidence that shuttle Atlantis can continue its streak of on-time takeoffs. NASA began fueling the space shuttle at daybreak.
LOS ANGELES - Things couldn't get much better for country star Taylor Swift.
LOS ANGELES - Kiefer Sutherland was sentenced Wednesday to 48 days in jail for racking up a second drunken-driving arrest in three years and immediately reported to a city lockup. The star of the Fox TV drama "24" was being processed at the Glendale city jail, said Officer John Balian.
NASHVILLE, Tenn. - Gold Glove center fielder Andruw Jones is set to give the Los Angeles Dodgers the dangerous slugger they sorely need. Now, they hope he bounces back from a miserable season. Jones and the Dodgers reached a preliminary agreement on a $36.2 million, two-year contract late Wednesday as action picked up on the final night of the winter meetings.
OMAHA, Nebraska (Reuters) - A 19-year-old man killed eight people and then himself with an assault rifle at a busy mall in Omaha on Wednesday, sending terrified workers and Christmas shoppers scrambling for cover.
BAGHDAD (Reuters) - Sunni Islamist al Qaeda militants remain a dangerous foe in Iraq despite a decline in violence, the commander of U.S. forces in Iraq said on Thursday, a day after the deadliest bombing in Baghdad since September.
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - President George W. Bush is expected to unveil a plan on Thursday to prevent a wave of home loan foreclosures that has threatened to knock the U.S. economy into recession and rattled investors worldwide.
PARIS (Reuters) - One person was killed when a booby-trapped package exploded on Thursday in a central Parisian building where French President Nicolas Sarkozy's old law firm is located, a witness told French radio.
NUSA DUA, Indonesia (Reuters) - The United Nations praised on Thursday a step by a U.S. Senate committee to cut greenhouse gas emissions in the world's top carbon emitter even as Washington reaffirmed opposition to caps.
ISLAMABAD (Reuters) - Pakistani lawyers and former prime minister Nawaz Sharif took to the streets on Thursday to demand President Pervez Musharraf reinstate sacked judges.
BEIJING (Reuters) - Ninety-six Chinese miners were feared dead after a coal mine gas blast in the northern province of Shanxi on Thursday, Xinhua news agency said, the latest in a grim series of colliery disasters.
PRISTINA, Serbia (Reuters) - A Kosovo TV station has for months displayed a number at the top of screens, counting down the days until mediators report to the United Nations on failed talks on the breakaway Serbian province's future.
OMAHA, Nebraska (AFP) - A teenager who wanted to die "famous" shot dead eight Christmas shoppers with an assault rifle at an Omaha shopping mall before killing himself.
BEIJING (AFP) - US envoy Christopher Hill said Thursday that North Korea must make credible declarations about all its nuclear programmes, as doubts emerged over whether a year-end deadline would be met.
PARIS (AFP) - A parcel bomb explosion in central Paris killed a legal secretary and injured five others, investigators said Thursday.
BAGHDAD (AFP) - The top American general in Iraq, David Petraeus, expressed satisfaction on Thursday at the progress made in Iraq but said the military was still far from any victory dance.
BRISBANE, Australia (AFP) - Australian Prime Minister Kevin Rudd on Thursday denied his government would support deep carbon emission cuts for developing nations by 2020 aimed at curbing global warming.
FRANKFURT (AFP) - The European Central Bank held its main interest rate steady as expected on Thursday amid rising inflation and slowing economic growth.
LONDON (AFP) - The Bank of England cut its key interest rate by a quarter-point to 5.50 percent on Thursday, the first reduction in more than two years, and warned of slowing growth due to world financial turmoil.
CHICAGO (Reuters) - The U.S. Episcopal Church faces major tumult this week when an entire California diocese with more than 9,000 members decides whether to secede in an unprecedented protest over gay issues.
NEW YORK (AFP) - A tiny and extremely rare 5,000-year-old white limestone sculpture from ancient Mesopotamia sold for 57.2 million dollars in New York on Wednesday, smashing records for both sculpture and antiquities.
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - U.S. health officials alerted the public on Tuesday about the deaths of two patients who were treated with a prescription drug to control bed-wetting.
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - President George W. Bush is expected to outline on Thursday a plan to freeze mortgage rates for five years for many U.S. homeowners facing sharp increases in their monthly payments, industry sources said on Wednesday.
Manchester, N.H. - They're coming from Miami and Seattle, from the "big sky" state of Montana, and from close to home here in New Hampshire. They're coming to help political iconoclast Ron Paul get elected president – many as campaign first-timers who, characteristically independent, may not even feel obliged to tell the Paul camp what exactly they're planning to do on the candidate's behalf.
NASHVILLE, Tenn. - Andruw Jones is following Joe Torre to the Los Angeles Dodgers. The Gold Glove center fielder and the Dodgers reached a preliminary agreement Wednesday night on a $36.2 million, two-year contract that gives him the fifth-highest average salary in the major leagues.
ATLANTA - In a surprise move, the chief executive of The Coca-Cola Co. will step down after four years as head of the world's largest beverage maker and be succeeded by his second-in-command, the company said Thursday.