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A Spokane Police officer has been charged with second-degree rape for allegedly assaulting a fellow cop who had passed out a party, authorities said.
Bank customers have been stalled, denied, and even threatened with legal action for trying to take out their OWN money… Click here to see why.
One woman took to the streets to show why you should ALWAYS read the terms and conditions before signing anything.
DEAR ABBY: I am 16 and my old friend from grammar school is getting married next month. I just received a wedding invitation in the mail. However, my mother does not approve of her getting married at such a young age (she's 18) and has forbidden me to go or even talk to her.I haven't seen this…
Baghdad demanded Saturday the immediate withdrawal of forces it said Turkey illegally deployed in Iraq, which is struggling to assert its sovereignty while receiving foreign assistance against the Islamic State group. A senior officer from the Kurdish forces in the region -- which are allied to…
Islamic State said on Saturday that a married couple who killed 14 people in California in an attack the FBI is investigating as an "act of terrorism" were followers of the militant group based in Syria and Iraq. The group's declaration, in an online radio broadcast comes three days after U.S.-born…
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President Barack Obama defended his remarks about the threat posed by climate change, saying Republicans, including U.S. presidential candidate Donald Trump, were "the only people" disputing the gravity of the problem. Obama has called climate change a great threat to future generations. At a news…
NASSAU, Bahamas (AP) — What if Jordan Spieth could win only one tournament next year? He wasted no time with his answer.
All of the 14 fatal San Bernardino shooting victims have been identified.
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The royal seal of an ancient biblical king has been unearthed near the Temple Mount in Jerusalem. The seal, a clay impression depicting a two-winged sun with two ankh symbols on either side, was once used to seal papyrus documents associated with King Hezekiah, who ruled the kingdom of Judea from…
The Georgia woman allegedly told police she was unhappy with her 12-year-old son's "rock and roll phase."
DEAR ABBY: After a marriage of many years, I have come to realize ours has become simply one of convenience. My husband is a negative and controlling person who gripes about everything and anything. He has developed no friendships or interests of his own, and I have to battle with him to even have…
The Islamic State group on Thursday posted online a gruesome video showing six of its child soldiers killing Syrian security forces held captive by the jihadists. Titled "To the Sons of Jews," the slickly-produced video shows dozens of boys, who appeared to be about 10 years old, studying religious…
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SAN BERNARDINO, Calif. (AP) — The latest on the mass shooting in San Bernardino, California (all times local):
A mother and brother of one of the 14 victim's killed in the San Bernardino mass shooting attack speak out after finding out she was dead a day later.
Colombia has found the wreck of a Spanish galleon that sank off the coast of Cartagena and is thought to be laden with emeralds and gold and silver coins, President Juan Manuel Santos said on Friday. The San Jose sank in 1708 in the Caribbean Sea close to the walled port city of Cartagena. It was…
"That seems like something you'd only do if you were an asshole."
Kate Middleton doesn't always make the Queen very happy. These photos show the reasons why.
Russian airforce has struck nearly 1,500 targets all over Syria over the past nine days, the military said, its bombers now flying under cover of strategic fighter jets following the downing of a plane by Turkey last week. Defence ministry spokesman Igor Konashenkov said in a briefing that the…
DETROIT (AP) — Free-agent right-hander Mike Pelfrey has reached a $16 million, two-year agreement with the Detroit Tigers, according to a person with knowledge of the deal.
The couple left behind baby clothes, photographs, ammo and startling financial records before their shooting spree.