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NEW YORK (AP) — Wonder Woman is finally coming to the big screen.
LONDON (AP) — Celebrity chef Nigella Lawson says she is not proud of her past drug use but came clean to avoid being "bullied by lies" from her ex-husband.
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AdChoices CompareCards.comSponsoredWith President Barack Obama mounting a weeks-long offensive supporting the rebooted health care website, Republicans are lining up their own pre-election campaigns attacking the controversial law as disastrous for Americans. Aside from continued legal challenges to the Affordable Care Act, critics…
Landry Thompson, 13, Was Taken From Her Dance Instructor and Placed in CPS
By Michael Martina BEIJING (Reuters) - China's new air defense identification zone over the East China Sea has caused "significant" unease in the region, U.S. Vice President Joe Biden said on Thursday, adding he had stated Washington's firm objection to the move during talks in Beijing. Biden had…
Pope Francis once worked as a bouncer at a nightclub.
Let’s be clear: I think that Windows 8 is in many ways a good operating system. But it is also a very polarizing one among longtime Windows users and that’s something Microsoft will ignore at its own peril. First, let’s go through Windows 8′s obvious virtues — it runs much more smoothly than…
Seeing celebrity doubles? Stars and their kids are lookalikes. Demi Moore and daughter Tallulah Willis matched during Sao Paulo Fashion Week.
Grand Rapids (United States) (AFP) - Unbeaten US fighter Floyd Mayweather hinted that the identity of his next foe, speculated to be Britain's Amir Khan, could be revealed this week. In a report Tuesday on the MLive Media Group website from Mayweather's home state of Michigan, Mayweather was…
A day after China trumpeted the successful launch of its first-ever robotic lunar rover, state media reported a sobering footnote: more than 180,000 residents of southwestern Sichuan and southern Hunan provinces were evacuated to keep them from being hit by falling debris from the rocket....
BISMARCK, N.D. (AP) — Some people were choosing to stay indoors as an arctic blast swept across the Northern Plains, but the prospect of temperatures not cracking single digits had a different effect on the roustabouts, roughnecks and thousands of others working outside in western North Dakota's…
Senior Hezbollah commander Hassan al-Laqis was assassinated early Wednesday in southern Beirut — a sharp blow to the Iranian-backed Shiite group. Hezbollah has no shortage of rivals eager to strike at its strongholds and leadership:
Yota Devices Release 4G Smartphone
Did you know that public records are posted online and can be viewed by anyone in seconds? Marriages, divorces, bankruptcies, etc. Search anyone.
AdChoices Instant CheckmateSponsoredThe actions of Hempstead Middle School principal, Amy Lacey, are under investigation after students allege that the administrator announced a ban on students speaking Spanish.
The first face transplant patient in the United States was in Chicago today touting the remarkable technology that gave him a new outlook on life while doctors revealed the astounding action of blood vessels they never expected in the groundbreaking surgery.
Those poor kids. That was probably the first time that they’ve ever been introduced to foul language.
In the murky waters off the coast of Nigeria, divers were performing the grim task of recovering the bodies of 12 crew members from the Jascon 4, a sunken tug 100 feet below the surface on the ocean floor, when they got quite the surprise....
The latest generation of the iconic sports coupe will be the first in the car's 50-year history to officially go on sale in Europe as well as the US. Ford claims that the new model is a clean-sheet design, in other words the company started from scratch, but even so it retains many of the styling…
Maria Kang Says She Is Being Picked On Because Of Her Size