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MOSUL, Iraq - Defense Secretary Robert Gates is using his latest unannounced trip to Iraq to assess whether the downturn in violence in parts of the country can be sustained, and whether Iran is working to quell the shipment of arms into Iraq.
ABU DHABI, United Arab Emirates - OPEC decided Wednesday to keep output ceilings steady for now, in a move that briefly propelled crude prices above $90 a barrel.
SAN FRANCISCO - Yahoo Inc. is touching up its popular online photo-sharing service, Flickr, with free editing tools aimed at the growing number of shutterbugs who want to doctor their digital pictures.
LOS ANGELES - Child welfare investigators are looking into "multiple child abuse and neglect" allegations in the custody battle between Britney Spears and ex-husband Kevin Federline, according to court documents released Tuesday.
VIENNA, Austria - A court on Wednesday awarded $11,000 to a woman who said she woke up during major abdominal surgery but was unable to tell doctors she was in terrible pain.
NASHVILLE, Tenn. - One swift move, two new stars. The Detroit Tigers are loading up for another run at the World Series, this time with Miguel Cabrera and Dontrelle Willis.
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Lawyers for terrorism suspects at Guantanamo Bay will argue in the U.S. Supreme Court on Wednesday that the prisoners' detention is unconstitutional, focusing renewed attention on the United States' tarnished human rights record.
MOSUL, Iraq (Reuters) - U.S. Defense Secretary Robert Gates made an unannounced visit to Iraq on Wednesday to urge Iraqi leaders to take advantage of a lull in violence to enact measures aimed at reconciling warring communities.
TEHRAN (Reuters) - Iran's president declared victory over the United States on Wednesday and the head of a U.N. watchdog said Iran had been "somewhat vindicated" by a U.S. report that it had halted its nuclear weapons program.
NEW YORK (Reuters) - Federal regulators and lenders are homing in on five years as the length of an interest-rate freeze on subprime mortgages, Bloomberg reported, citing a source familiar with the negotiations.
ISLAMABAD (Reuters) - Pakistani lawyers abandoned their legal tomes and took to the streets of the capital on Wednesday, yelling slogans and punching the air in protest at President Pervez Musharraf's purge of the judiciary.
GAZA (Reuters) - At least two Hamas militants were killed and two others wounded in an Israeli missile strike in the Gaza Strip on Wednesday, Palestinian medical workers and the Islamist group said.
GOMA, Congo (Reuters) - Democratic Republic of Congo's army said it retook a strategic town on Wednesday from rebels loyal to renegade Tutsi General Laurent Nkunda in the violence-torn eastern province of North Kivu.
KABUL (Reuters) - A Taliban suicide bomber slammed his car into a bus filled with Afghan soldiers in Kabul on Wednesday, killing 13 people, the second such attack in as many days around a visit by the U.S. Defense Secretary.
TEHRAN (AFP) - President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Wednesday boasted a US intelligence report on Iran's nuclear programme was a "great victory" for Tehran, vowing never to yield to Western pressure to halt the contested drive.
KABUL (AFP) - A suicide attacker slammed a bomb-filled car into an Afghan army bus in Kabul Wednesday, killing at least 16 people in the second such blast in two days during a visit by US Defence Secretary Robert Gates.
ADDIS ABABA (AFP) - US Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice went into talks here Wednesday with African leaders after expressing growing concern about the conflicts in the Great Lakes and Horn of Africa regions.
BANGKOK (AFP) - Hundreds of thousands of people filled the streets around Bangkok's glittering Grand Palace on Wednesday for a candlelight vigil to cheer Thailand's revered King Bhumibol Adulyadej on his 80th birthday.
LONDON (AFP) - A Briton who walked into a police station five years after disappearing, claiming he had lost his memory, has been arrested on suspicion of fraud, officers said Wednesday as mystery over the case deepened.
ABU DHABI (AFP) - OPEC is set to maintain its official oil output level at a key ministerial meeting here Wednesday after oil kingpin Saudi Arabia insisted there was no need to increase production.
BRUSSELS (AFP) - EU regulators on Wednesday approved Britain's bailout of troubled mortgage lender Northern Rock after finding that a package of loans and deposit gurantees were in line with European emergency aid rules.
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - A new U.S. intelligence report says Iran halted its nuclear weapons program in 2003 and it remains on hold, contradicting the Bush administration's earlier assertion that Tehran was intent on developing a bomb.
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - U.S. health officials alerted the public on Tuesday about the deaths of two patients who were treated with a prescription drug to control bed-wetting.
Manchester, N.H. - They're coming from Miami and Seattle, from the "big sky" state of Montana, and from close to home here in New Hampshire. They're coming to help political iconoclast Ron Paul get elected president – many as campaign first-timers who, characteristically independent, may not even feel obliged to tell the Paul camp what exactly they're planning to do on the candidate's behalf.
JAKARTA (Reuters) - Many of Indonesia's islands may be swallowed up by the sea if world leaders fail to find a way to halt rising sea levels at this week's climate change conference on the resort island of Bali.
NEW ORLEANS (Reuters) - Actor Brad Pitt said on Monday he wants to build 150 environmentally friendly homes for families displaced by Hurricane Katrina in a hard-hit New Orleans neighborhood
NASHVILLE, Tenn. - One swift move, two new stars. The Detroit Tigers are loading up for another run at the World Series, this time with Miguel Cabrera and Dontrelle Willis.
WASHINGTON - Worker productivity roared ahead at the fastest pace in four years in the summer while wage pressures dropped sharply.
10. While traveling the country, I can shower with any team I choose
9. Can now advertise my garage sales as "Hall of Fame garage sales"
8. George Steinbrenner just offered me $20 million to play again
7. On Bobblehead Day, guess who gets two bobbleheads?
6. At any moment, there's a good chance Bob Costas is boring someone with stories about me
5. It's nice to be mentioned in the same breath as Arky Vaughan, Burleigh Grimes, and Gabby Hartnett
4. Free chalupa from Taco Bell if I mention them in my induction speech
3. Made all those years playing in southern California's lousy climate worth it
2. I can now admit I broke my streak in 1998 because I had tickets to "Les Mis"
1. Get to be on national television-- even if it is this show