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FARMINGTON, Utah (AP) — A Utah judge tossed out a lawsuit Thursday claiming a school district didn't do enough to protect students from a female teacher who sexually abused three male students.
A frightening new normal.
By Svetlana Burmistrova and Jack Stubbs MOSCOW (Reuters) - Gas pipes worth 1.8 billion euros ($1.95 billion) are to be left stranded on the shores of the Black Sea after Russia's decision to suspend work on the Turkish Stream pipeline, a potent symbol of Moscow's falling out with Ankara. Russia has…
Ever since Caitlyn Jenner graced the cover of Vanity Fair in June, she’s been the butt of jokes, ranging from sexist slights about her body to a $75 Halloween costume marketed to cisgender men. The billboard featured Jenner in her Vanity Fair bustier and a photoshopped-on Santa hat. “I hope your…
Radiation from Japan's 2011 nuclear disaster has spread off North American shores and contamination is increasing at previously identified sites, although levels are still too low to threaten human or ocean life, scientists said on Thursday. Tests of hundreds of samples of Pacific Ocean water…
Holiday Sale! Limited Edition New England Patriots Empire Tees and Hoodies,Pick Your Shirt Style, Size,Color and Check Out Safely!
Prosecutors said a southern New Jersey man strangled his ex-girlfriend and suffocated her 3-month-old daughter before dumping their bodies in a wooded area.
As representatives from 195 nations gather in Paris to hammer out a global agreement to slash greenhouse gas emissions, a new study finds that the failure to do so could leave the world gasping for breath. Marine plants such as phytoplankton are estimated to produce more than half the Earth’s…
Reigning league MVP Stephen Curry honoured his father with an explosive third quarter performance and Kobe Bryant took his farewell tour up another notch in a pair of key NBA contests. Curry watched at halftime as his father and former Charlotte star Dell Curry was featured in a half-time ceremony…
DEAR ABBY: When I was 19 and played bass in a rock band, I fell in love with a guy I'll call "Brian." He was three years older and also a musician. We had the best times together -- we were young and wild without a care in the world. But the years rolled on and we got older. After six years…
Kate Middleton doesn't always make the Queen very happy. These photos show the reasons why.
JERUSALEM (AP) — In a story Dec. 2 about the massacre of Israeli athletes at the 1972 Munich Olympics, The Associated Press reported erroneously that the New York Times was the first to report on details of abuse of an Israeli athlete who was killed by Palestinian gunmen. The Los Angeles Times…
Two suspects are dead Wednesday after a shooting erupted at the Inland Regional Center in San Bernardino, California, that killed at least 14 people and injured at least 17 more. Two suspects, one male and one female, were killed in a shootout with police, Chief Jarrod Burguan of the San Bernardino…
President Recep Tayyip Erdogan on Thursday said Turkey had proof Russia was involved in illegal oil trade with the Islamic State (IS) group in Syria, countering "immoral" Russian allegations that his own family was importing oil from the jihadists. The Russian defence ministry on Wednesday accused…
SAN BERNARDINO, Calif./NEW YORK (Reuters) - On Wednesday morning, Syed Rizwan Farook, 28, and Tashfeen Malik, 27, dropped off their six-month-old baby with Farook's mother, saying they were going to a doctor's appointment. By noon, the couple had donned assault clothing, armed themselves with…
These terrible parkers were justly knocked down from their pedestal, proving karma can be oh so satisfying.
The family of one of the victims injured in the mass shooting at an Inland Regional Center building in San Bernardino Wednesday spoke out about the incident.
One step closer to immortality.
NASSAU, Bahamas (AP) — Jordan Spieth ends 2015 with two majors, the No. 1 ranking and no doubts about his ability to close out tournaments.
Recent satellite imagery suggests North Korea is excavating a new tunnel at its main nuclear test site, although there are no indications that a test in imminent, a US think tank said. The tunnel is in a new area of the Punggye-ri site, separate from three other tunnels that the North has excavated…
The middle school years are pretty rough on everyone! Who knew these kids would grow up to look that good?
By Susan Cornwell WASHINGTON (Reuters) - House Speaker Paul Ryan said on Thursday that Republicans next year will unveil a plan to replace Obamacare in its entirety, as part of a "pro-growth" agenda that he believes should also include cutting welfare programs and taxes. Ryan said even if President…
DETROIT (AP) — Aaron Rodgers took the shotgun snap on an untimed down with no time left, shuffled to his left, slipped a sack, rolled right and heaved a pass that seemed as high as it was long.
An NYPD officer was off-duty when cops say he was found drunk and exposing himself.