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This edition was generated on Sun Dec 1 08:45:01 EST 2013
DEAR ABBY: I am ready to explode. My father-in-law dotes on my 16-year-old daughter, who is his only grandchild. The biggest issue, aside from his overspending, is that he takes her to and from school every day and then expects to stay and visit. I have neither the time nor the inclination to sit…
The Philippines' taxman has long struggled to compel the country's elite pay its fair share, but a name-and-shame campaign targeting one of history's greatest boxers and the "sexiest woman alive" is aiming to change that. A crusade against wealthy Filipinos is part of President Benigno Aquino's…
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AdChoices CompareCards.comSponsoredANCHORAGE, Alaska (AP) — A mother on board a plane that crashed in remote southwest Alaska made a frantic phone call for help resuscitating her 5-month-old baby, then left the fatally injured boy to lead searchers hampered by cold and fog to the crash site.
Iran's nuclear chief Ali Akbar Salehi has said Tehran will never abandon the Arak heavy water reactor, considering it a "red line" in talks with world powers, media reported Sunday. "Your actions and words show you don't want us to have the Arak heavy water reactor which means you want to deprive…
Police Suspect this to be 10th Knockout Attack in New York.
By Marina Lopes and Lesley Wroughton NEW YORK/WASHINGTON (Reuters) - U.S. airlines United, American and Delta, have notified Chinese authorities of flight plans when traveling through an air defense zone Beijing has declared over the East China Sea, following U.S. government advice. The United…
Thirty-six million people in the U.S. suffer from migraine headaches.
Double major-winner Rory McIlroy won the Australian Open on Sunday with a birdie at the final hole, sensationally pipping the home favourite Adam Scott, to secure his first tournament victory of 2013. Scott was leading by a stroke with one hole to play and looked certain to become only the second…
WASHINGTON (AP) — Sasha Obama could be the deciding factor in whether her father stays in Washington after he leaves office.
Police say a Metro-North passenger train has derailed in New York City; some cars in water.
Online US shopping for Black Friday deals soared to $3 billion during a two-day period beginning Thursday, with tablets and cell phones as top must-have items, estimates showed. That marked a 39 percent increase over 2012, according to software maker Adobe, which analyzed 400 million visits on…
COLUMBIA, Mo. (AP) — Henry Josey watched helplessly from the sideline last fall, rehabbing from a serious knee injury, while Missouri was getting pushed around in its first SEC season.
Scientists and skeptics continue to quibble over global warming, but meanwhile Americans and Europeans are bracing for what could be a mean ol’ winter, given early signs – including 1,000 low temp records set in the US over Thanksgiving break – that Winter 2014 could be a real teeth-chatterer. …
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AdChoices Instant CheckmateSponsoredUkrainian President Viktor Yanukovich pledged to do all he could to accelerate moves closer to the European Union while tens of thousands of protesters readied to rally on Sunday against what they called his broken promise to integrate with Europe. Tensions have risen in Kiev after riot police…
India's struggling Tata Nano, billed as the world's cheapest car, could still have a strong future with a more upmarket image, says Tata group tycoon Ratan Tata, as the company looks to give the hatchback a new start. Tata told US business channel CNBC late Friday he still had high hopes for the…
Hong10, trumped reigning champion Mounir from France to take the Red Bull world breakdancing crown before a rapturous home crowd in Seoul on Saturday.
Brett Hundley propels No. 22 UCLA past No. 23 USC 35-14 for Bruins' 2nd straight rivalry win
NEW DELHI (AP) — India's Mars orbiter mission left Earth's sphere of influence early Sunday after performing a maneuver to put it on its way to orbit the red planet.
BEIJING (AP) — Two aspiring American rappers said Saturday that they had filmed part of a music video in North Korea, hoping the novel locale will make a hit.