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By Catherine Bremer PARIS (Reuters) - France said on Friday it still backed action to punish Syrian President Bashar al-Assad's government for an apparent poison gas attack on civilians, despite a British parliamentary vote against it. An aide to Russian President Vladimir Putin, a close Assad…
A mother and daughter who tricked hundreds of people into sending money to individuals they thought were U.S. soldiers in Afghanistan were sentenced to prison for their role in the “romance scam,” Colorado’s attorney general announced Wednesday. Prosecutors said the pair helped funnel money to...
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Tebow has up-and-down outing in bid to make team, Pats beat Giants 28-20 in preseason finale
On Thursday, the Internal Revenue Service ruled that, for tax purposes, same-sex couples legally married in any state are married, so far as the federal government is concerned, no matter where they live.
PHOENIX (Reuters) - A six-year-old Phoenix girl received fatal injuries when her eight-year-old brother crashed the family car into a metal pole during a late-night drive in their pajamas, police said on Thursday. The children were reported missing by their mother around 10 p.m. on Wednesday night,…
Celebrating the 50th anniversary of the March on Washington to Miley Cyrus' racy performance.
LAS VEGAS (AP) — It turns out that even in Sin City, some sins are hard to overlook.
The Black Eyed Peas Singer Welcomed Her First Child With The "Las Vegas" Star.
By Alister Doyle (Reuters) - Last year the Haida, an indigenous group in Canada, set out to increase their salmon stocks and save the planet. Helped by American businessman Russ George, a group of villagers dumped 100 metric tons (110.23 tons) of iron dust from a boat into the Pacific Ocean. They…
Eating whole fresh fruit, especially blueberries, grapes, apples and pears, is linked to a lower risk of Type 2 diabetes, but drinking fruit juice has the opposite effect, says a new study.
A taxi driver in Chicago allegedly scammed a Chinese student out of $4,200 for a ride to college.
OVER ALASKA (AP) — Flying at 34,000 feet over the Bering Strait, the Russian pilots had a singular focus: making sure they smoothly received the hand-off of a "hijacked" jetliner from their U.S.-Canadian counterparts.
Repo men had already made one trip to the dump with a West Virginia teacher’s belongings when the silver-haired woman came home to find the house she owns being foreclosed on.
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FLAT ROCK, Mich. (AP) — For the first time, Ford is making its Fusion sedan in the U.S.
LAS VEGAS (AP) — A 15,000-square-foot Las Vegas mansion once owned by Liberace was sold for $500,000 in cash to a British businessman who said he learned to play the piano after being inspired by the flamboyant performer.
Pennsylvania State Police have issued an Amber Alert after two young girls were abducted from their home in West Reading.
After Syria defeat, UK treasury chief warns Britain not to turn its back on the world
5 things we know about Packers, Chiefs after starters sit in preseason finale won by KC