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QALA-E-KAZI, Afghanistan - Taliban militants on Wednesday released eight of 19 South Korean captives they promised to free under a deal struck with the South Korean government to resolve a nearly six-week hostage crisis.
NEW ORLEANS - On the second anniversary of Hurricane Katrina, anger over the stalled rebuilding was palpable throughout a city where the mourning for the dead and feeling of loss for flooded homes, schools, snow cone stands, old-time hairstylists and hardware stores doesn't seem to subside.
NEW YORK - Stocks headed toward a higher opening Wednesday as Wall Street looked for bargains after a huge tumble a day earlier.
STOCKHOLM, Sweden - Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards has demanded an apology from Swedish newspapers for their scathing reviews of the group's performance in the country earlier this month.
NEW YORK - Leona Helmsley's dog will continue to live an opulent life, and then be buried alongside her in a mausoleum. But two of Helmsley's grandchildren got nothing from the late luxury hotelier and real estate billionaire's estate.
NEW YORK - More big names are set to play at the U.S. Open Wednesday, with top seeds Roger Federer and Justine Henin, Rafael Nadal and the Williams sisters on the schedule.
GHAZNI, Afghanistan (Reuters) - Taliban insurgents freed eight South Korean hostages in two separate batches on Wednesday, the first of 19 Christian volunteers the Taliban agreed to release.
KABUL (Reuters) - More than 100 suspected insurgents were killed in a battle with U.S.-led troops in southern Afghanistan, the U.S. military said on Wednesday.
KERBALA, Iraq (Reuters) - Iraq's prime minister flew to the holy city of Kerbala on Wednesday and declared order had been restored after gunbattles among Shi'ite factions killed 52 people and forced hundreds of thousands of pilgrims to flee.
PLOUTOCHORI, Greece (Reuters) - Greek firefighters gained the upper hand on Wednesday over widespread forest fires that have killed at least 63 people and left the government shaken by accusations of incompetence.
ANKARA (Reuters) - Abdullah Gul's first task as Turkish president will be to approve the new cabinet of Prime Minister Tayyip Erdogan on Wednesday, hoping to push ahead with stalled reforms needed to join the EU.
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - U.S. President George W. Bush is preparing to ask Congress for as much as $50 billion in additional funding for the war in Iraq, The Washington Post reported on Wednesday, citing a White House official.
FOSHAN, China (Reuters) - Boxes stacked in the factory window are labeled clearly: "Fisher-Price," "toys," "preschool." The future of the plant, though, is not so clear.
TEHRAN (Reuters) - Iran rejected on Wednesday accusations by U.S. President George W. Bush that Tehran was fomenting instability in Iraq, and called on Washington to change its policies in the region.
GHAZNI, Afghanistan (AFP) - The Taliban freed eight of their 19 South Korean captives on Wednesday as the six-week hostage crisis in Afghanistan neared resolution.
BAGHDAD (AFP) - Iran issued a strong protest on Wednesday after US forces seized an Iranian delegation at a Baghdad hotel in an action likely to further escalate tensions between archfoes Tehran and Washington.
KARBALA, Iraq (AFP) - Iraqi Prime Minister Nuri al-Maliki clamped a curfew on the shrine city of Karbala on Wednesday after gunbattles in its crowded streets turned a Shiite pilgrimage into a bloodbath with 52 people dead.
ATHENS (AFP) - Greek wildfires raged for the sixth straight day Wednesday but dropped in intensity, giving the government a boost as it fought off criticism of its efforts to counter the disaster which has claimed 63 lives.
LONDON (AFP) - Former South African president Nelson Mandela watched Wednesday as a statue of him was unveiled outside the Houses of Parliament before dignitaries including Prime Minister Gordon Brown.
LONDON (AFP) - Equity markets faltered Wednesday in Asia and Europe after steep overnight falls in the United States as investors were spooked by resurgent fears of a worldwide credit crunch.
BEIJING (AFP) - China was to sell nearly 80 billion dollars worth of government bonds Wednesday in the first batch of a planned special issue to fund a new foreign exchange investment agency, state media reported.
LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - For some prospective home buyers in Southern California, the effect of the U.S. mortgage crisis has been to keep them on the sidelines of the home market, wary of stepping in for fear prices will fall further.
HAVANA (Reuters) - Ailing Cuban leader Fidel Castro is tipping Democratic candidates Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama to team up and win the U.S. presidential election.
From late 2004 until mid-2006, a little-known data-mining computer system developed by the US Department of Homeland Security to hunt terrorists, weapons of mass destruction, and biological weapons sifted through Americans' personal data with little regard for federal privacy laws.
NEW YORK - More big names are set to play at the U.S. Open Wednesday, with top seeds Roger Federer and Justine Henin, Rafael Nadal and the Williams sisters on the schedule.
NEW YORK - Stocks headed toward a higher opening Wednesday as Wall Street looked for bargains after a huge tumble a day earlier.
10. While traveling the country, I can shower with any team I choose
9. Can now advertise my garage sales as "Hall of Fame garage sales"
8. George Steinbrenner just offered me $20 million to play again
7. On Bobblehead Day, guess who gets two bobbleheads?
6. At any moment, there's a good chance Bob Costas is boring someone with stories about me
5. It's nice to be mentioned in the same breath as Arky Vaughan, Burleigh Grimes, and Gabby Hartnett
4. Free chalupa from Taco Bell if I mention them in my induction speech
3. Made all those years playing in southern California's lousy climate worth it
2. I can now admit I broke my streak in 1998 because I had tickets to "Les Mis"
1. Get to be on national television-- even if it is this show