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This edition was generated on Tue Aug 28 08:45:02 EDT 2007
GHAZNI, Afghanistan - The Taliban agreed Tuesday to free 19 South Korean church volunteers held hostage since July after the government in Seoul pledged to end all missionary work and keep a promise to withdraw its troops from Afghanistan by the end of the year.
ATHENS, Greece - Foreign firefighters and aircraft joined the battle Tuesday against blazes in southern Greece, and officials expressed optimism that wildfires burning some of the country's lushest landscape could be brought under partial control.
WASHINGTON - Attorney General Alberto Gonzales' replacement whoever that may be faces a potentially nasty Senate confirmation and a beleaguered Justice Department badly in need of leadership.
NEW YORK - Stocks headed toward a lower opening Tuesday as Wall Street cautiously awaited minutes from the Federal Reserve's Aug. 7 meeting, which could provide insight into whether it may cut rates.
LONDON - The father-in-law of singer Amy Winehouse said Tuesday that fans should stop buying her records to force her to seek help for drug addiction.
NEW YORK - U.S. Open tennis resumes today with Lleyton Hewitt taking on Amer Delic, Martina Hingis facing Mathilde Johansson and Michael Russell going against James Blake in the day matches.
SEOUL (Reuters) - Taliban insurgents will release all 19 South Korean Christian volunteers they have held hostage in Afghanistan since mid-July, South Korea's presidential Blue House said on Tuesday.
KERBALA, Iraq (Reuters) - Gunmen battled Iraqi security forces on Tuesday near two of Shi'ite Islam's holiest shrines in the city of Kerbala, where hundreds of thousands of pilgrims had gathered for a religious festival.
KRESTENA, Greece (Reuters) - Greece's conservative government faced mounting criticism of incompetence on Tuesday as villagers fled fierce forest fires that have killed 63 people.
JERUSALEM (Reuters) - Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Olmert and Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas held talks on Tuesday to prepare for a U.S.-sponsored Middle East conference that Abbas cautioned could turn out to be pointless.
ISLAMABAD (Reuters) - Pakistan's embattled President Pervez Musharraf may quit as army chief in return for support from political parties to re-elect him for another term, a newspaper reported on Tuesday.
BEIJING (Reuters) - Two Chinese brothers who tunneled their way out of a coal mine collapse after being trapped for nearly six days survived by eating coal and drinking urine, a local newspaper reported on Tuesday.
LONDON (Reuters) - One of the lasting and most poignant scenes from the funeral of Princess Diana was the sight of her ex-husband and two young sons solemnly walking in silence as her coffin was led through London's streets.
VIENNA (Reuters) - Iran has resolved U.N. questions about tests with plutonium, a key fuel for atomic bombs, and the International Atomic Energy Agency considers the matter closed, according to the text of an IAEA-Iran accord released on Monday.
ANKARA (AFP) - The Turkish parliament is set to elect Foreign Minister Abdullah Gul as president on Tuesday following months of tension, making him the first head of state with an Islamist past in the history of the secular republic.
ATHENS (AFP) - Greece battled devastating forest fires for a fifth day Tuesday as the opposition said the country had been "humiliated" by the government's handling of a disaster which has claimed more than 60 lives.
JERUSALEM (AFP) - Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Olmert and Palestinian president Mahmud Abbas met on Tuesday to discuss core issues of the Middle East conflict ahead of a major peace conference later this year.
SEOUL (AFP) - Afghanistan's Taliban agreed Tuesday to release 19 South Korean Christian aid workers held hostage for nearly six weeks, the presidential office announced.
CHICAGO (AFP) - US researchers have shown a designer estrogen can protect the brain against degeneration without increasing a woman's risk of breast or uterine cancer, according to a study released Monday.
BERLIN (AFP) - Business confidence in Germany slipped again in August, but its decline was smaller than feared by analysts, according to a widely-watched index by the Ifo economic research institute published Tuesday.
LONDON (AFP) - Global stock markets suffered losses on Tuesday ahead of a fresh reading on the frazzled US housing sector, with markets lower in Europe and most of Asia.
OOSTDUINKERKE, Belgium (Reuters) - As dying trades go, Belgium's horseback shrimp fishery must be among the most arcane and outdated.
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - U.S. Attorney General Alberto Gonzales announced his resignation on Monday after months of questions about his competence and accusations from Congress that he politicized the office to benefit President George W. Bush.
WASHINGTON (AFP) - A raid on a Guatemalan orphanage has thrown the spotlight on overseas adoptions which have tripled in the United States in 15 years despite many perils, corrupt officials and exorbitant fees.
NEW YORK - U.S. Open tennis resumes today with Lleyton Hewitt taking on Amer Delic, Martina Hingis facing Mathilde Johansson and Michael Russell going against James Blake in the day matches.
NEW YORK - Stocks headed toward a lower opening Tuesday as Wall Street cautiously awaited minutes from the Federal Reserve's Aug. 7 meeting, which could provide insight into whether it may cut rates.
10. While traveling the country, I can shower with any team I choose
9. Can now advertise my garage sales as "Hall of Fame garage sales"
8. George Steinbrenner just offered me $20 million to play again
7. On Bobblehead Day, guess who gets two bobbleheads?
6. At any moment, there's a good chance Bob Costas is boring someone with stories about me
5. It's nice to be mentioned in the same breath as Arky Vaughan, Burleigh Grimes, and Gabby Hartnett
4. Free chalupa from Taco Bell if I mention them in my induction speech
3. Made all those years playing in southern California's lousy climate worth it
2. I can now admit I broke my streak in 1998 because I had tickets to "Les Mis"
1. Get to be on national television-- even if it is this show