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Russia on Tuesday warned a military intervention in Syria could have "catastrophic consequences" for the region and called on the international community to show "prudence" over the crisis.
NEW YORK (AP) — The day after the MTV Video Music Awards came with a few more people Googling the phrase: "What is twerking?"
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Taliban insurgents executed six Afghans working for a flagship development programme funded by the World Bank in the west of the country, officials said Tuesday.
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Mutual funds that invest in U.S. Treasurys have been under siege on all fronts over the past several months. As investors in these funds take a beating, they face a classic dilemma: sell before things get worse or wait out the storm?
Islan Nettles was out in New York City with friends when a group of young men approached her, learned she was a transgender woman and began taunting and maliciously beating her—right in front of a police precinct in Harlem.
Republicans insist the law will be a mega-disaster. But they also seem scared that Americans will like it.
BEIJING (Reuters) - An attack on Syria would be dangerous and irresponsible, and the world should remember the Iraq war was started by U.S. allegations of weapons of mass destruction which turned out to be false, China's official Xinhua news agency said on Tuesday. The United States has served…
NEW HAVEN, Conn. (AP) — A portrait of a highly isolated young man with disruptions in his education is emerging as a state office investigating the Newtown shooter seeks the release of his school records.
By Alexander Dziadosz SHARM EL-SHEIKH, Egypt (Reuters) - At a cafe in the Red Sea resort of Sharm el-Sheikh, Mohamed was lamenting to a foreign journalist how Egypt's 2011 uprising had hurt his business because law and order had broken down. The reporter never got to ask the tour guide whether he…
DALLAS (AP) — A Texas megachurch linked to at least 21 measles cases has been trying to contain the outbreak by hosting vaccination clinics, officials said.
ATLANTIC CITY, N.J. (AP) — What if, after seven years of plunging casino revenues and fleeing customers, Atlantic City's real problem was this: People are wearing too much clothing?
Tragedy Strikes Texas Family After Boy, 4, In Truck Runs Over Little Sister
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North Valley teachers may avoid a strike after all; the Madera Unified School District and the teacher's union have reached a tentative agreement, following more than a year of hostile negotiations.
MOSCOW (AP) — A respected Russian newspaper says National Security Agency leaker Edward Snowden spent two days in the Russian Consulate in Hong Kong directly before leaving on an abortive attempt to reach asylum in Latin America.
NEW YORK (AP) — A tumultuous summer for Joe McKnight just got worse.
By Greg Torode and James Pomfret HONG KONG (Reuters) - The most prominent Catholic in greater China warned on Tuesday of violence in Hong Kong next year as a planned campaign of civil disobedience demanding full democracy possibly sparks a backlash from the government after unnerving Beijing.…
LINCOLN, Neb. (AP) — An unusual, late-summer heat wave has enveloped much of the Midwest, putting schools and sports events on hold.