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This edition was generated on Fri Aug 26 08:45:01 EDT 2016
Table of Contents
General News Update
Sports News Update
Business News Update
Miscellaneous Daily Information
Boston Area Weather
Quotes of the Day
Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - August 26, 2016
- Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.
- Ed Gardner
- Now, in reality, the world have paid too great a compliment to critics, and have imagined them to be men of much greater profundity than they really are.
- Henry Fielding (1707 - 1754)
- Early to rise and early to bed makes a male healthy and wealthy and dead.
- James Thurber (1894 - 1961), New Yorker, Feb. 18, 1939 "The Shrike and the Chipmunks"
- Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it.
- Dan Quayle (1947 - ), 5/20/92 (reported in Esquire, 8/92)
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