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A 24-year-old man was snatched by a crocodile in front of at least 15 onlookers as he swam across a northern Australian river with a friend, police said Sunday.
A top Iranian military chief warned on Sunday that the US will face "harsh consequences" if it intervenes in ally Syria over claims of chemical attacks, Fars news agency reported.
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Tunisian opposition calls thousands onto the streets for a week-long demonstration against the ruling Ennahda party. Lindsey Parietti reports.
Chelsea announced on Sunday that they have reached an agreement to sign Brazilian attacking midfielder Willian from Russian side Anzhi Makhachkala, subject to the granting of a work permit.
DUBAI (Reuters) - An al Qaeda-affiliated rebel commander in Syria has pledged to target communities of Syrian President Bashar al-Assad's Alawite minority with rockets in revenge for an alleged chemical attack near Damascus, according to an audio recording seen on Sunday. "For every chemical rocket…
CAIRO (Reuters) - Egyptian authorities arrested an Islamist militant on Sunday, saying he was close to the brother of al Qaeda leader Ayman al-Zawahri and had supplied arms to supporters of ousted President Mohamed Mursi, according to security sources. Daoud Khairat was arrested in Cairo's Nasr…
By Dave Sherwood PORTLAND, Maine (Reuters) - By all rights, lobsterman Steve Train should be the envy of commercial fishermen around the world. Lobster populations in Maine are booming like never before. Tourists readily dole out $15 or more for lobster rolls, those delectable morsels of seafood on…
Hundreds of Hindu nationalists detained for defying ban on pilgrimage to holy site in India
LOS ANGELES (AP) — Jon Lester had never faced the Los Angeles Dodgers before, and he handled their lineup with ease.
By Laura and Zuckerman SALMON, Idaho (Reuters) - The U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service is investigating the killing of a grizzly bear near Yellowstone National Park in eastern Idaho, not far from where a grizzly attacked two biologists this month, state wildlife officials said on Saturday. It is…
A vigil was held Saturday night for missing 5-month-old Joshua Summeries just hours after murder charges are filed in the case. Searchers in Zion still have not located the child's body.
YANGON, Myanmar (AP) — Fresh sectarian violence struck northwestern Myanmar early Sunday when a 1,000-strong Buddhist mob burned down dozens of Islamic homes and shops following rumors that a young woman had been sexually assaulted by a Muslim man, police said. There were no reports of injuries.
A man was arrested in New York City's international airport with uranium destined for Iran hidden in the soles of his shoes, the US Justice Department said.
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ABC News’ Daniel Rapaport reports: A website that provides users the opportunity to expose alleged cheaters has come under fire after a Sacramento, Calif., man who claims he didn’t cheat discovered his name on the site. Jared Powers said he decided to explore what a...
A Chicago woman has settled with the city of Chicago after she was left with more than $100,000 in parking fines when her ex-boyfriend abandoned her car in an inaccessible airport parking lot for nearly three years. Jennifer Fitzgerald initially owed the city of Chicago...
By Alex Dobuzinskis (Reuters) - A giant panda surprised its keepers by giving birth to a stillborn cub at the Smithsonian National Zoo in Washington on Saturday evening, a day after the animal delivered a live cub, an official said. The stillborn cub was born with "many abnormalities" and when a…
North Korea's top military official said Pyongyang did not want war and valued peace above all, as the two Koreas forge ahead with plans for their first family reunions in three years.
NEW YORK (AP) — During a season of nearly unprecedented pitching success, Max Scherzer relished a rare opportunity to talk about his bat.