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WARSAW, Poland (AP) — According to Polish lore, a Nazi train loaded with gold, artworks and weapons vanished into a mountain at the end of World War II, as the Germans fled the Soviet advance. Now two men claim they know the location of the mystery train and are demanding 10 percent of its value in…
If you owe more than $15,000, there is a way to pay off credit card debt that few people think of first. Read how it works
Former National Football League quarterback Erik Kramer was treated for a gunshot wound following an apparent failed suicide attempt, US media reported. The incident took place Tuesday at a motel in Calabasas, about 30 miles (50 kilometers) northwest of Los Angeles. Kramer's ex-wife told NBC News…
The second release by hackers of data from infidelity website Ashley Madison is authentic and included the source code for the website, internal emails and a message to the company's founder Noel Biderman, a cyber expert who had downloaded the data said. Dave Kennedy, chief executive of cyber…
Maine police were searching on Thursday for what motivated a woman to fatally stab a mother of five adult children who was shopping in the ice cream aisle of a grocery store in an apparently unprovoked attack, authorities said. Wendy Boudreau, 59, of Saco, was shopping in a local Shaws store on…
Transgender Olympic champion Caitlyn Jenner could face misdemeanor manslaughter charges over a deadly car crash in February when Los Angeles police reveal the results of an investigation into the accident next week. Jenner -- then still known as Bruce -- was at the wheel of a large SUV that…
Uber is a smartphone app that makes it easy to get outside and earn extra money this summer for giving people rides with your car.
A giant asteroid is not hurtling towards Earth about to wipe out much of the Americas, NASA has felt compelled to explain following a swirl of online rumors. Blogs and off-beat news sites have claimed a major asteroid will impact earth in mid-to-late September near Puerto Rico, causing major…
CALEXICO, California (AP) — The arrest of a drug smuggler in scuba gear led to the discovery of a tunnel from Mexico that's partially underwater and ends in a canal.
Officers specializing in crimes against children searched the home of Gene Simmons, but he and his family are not considered suspects, Los Angeles Police Department officials said.
DEAR ABBY: A man I work with found a dog on his way to the office. He picked it up, took it home and was immediately talking about what a good playmate the dog would make. He said he tried to call the local animal shelter, but was put on hold twice, so he gave up. I felt he should have made more of…
The Shawshank Redemption is one of the most revered films of all-time, but not too many people know these subtle facts revolving around Darabont.
SEOUL, South Korea (AP) — The latest on the tensions on the Korean Peninsula (all times local):
CLEVELAND (AP) — Johnny Manziel made another strong impression on Cleveland's coaches.
By Jonathan Allen NEW YORK (Reuters) - For months, the U.S. State Department has stood behind its former boss Hillary Clinton as she has repeatedly said she did not send or receive classified information on her unsecured, private email account, a practice the government forbids. Leonard was…
A man was sentenced to up to 16 years in prison on Thursday for letting his 15-year-old daughter drive his SUV, which she crashed in Pennsylvania's Pocono Mountains, killing three young friends. Michael Ware, 54, of Scarsdale, New York, pleaded guilty last month to three counts of involuntary…
Bipolar disorder affect 5.5 million people in the United States. Do you know the symptoms?
People tend to kill adult fish at 14 times the rate of marine predators, said the findings in the journal Science. Based on a survey of 2,125 predators around the world on both land and in the water, scientists found that people cause "extreme outcomes that non-human predators seldom impose," said…
Sheriff's officials investigating the fatal Malibu crash involving Caitlyn Jenner are submitting the case to the L.A. District Attorney's office and recommending a manslaughter charge.
FERGUSON, Mo. (AP) — Ferguson police are searching for clues about the killing of a 9-year-old girl who was shot when someone fired into a home where she was doing homework on her mother's bed.
LONE PINE, Calif. (AP) — The gas station's ground was covered with the small winged bugs. Piles of carcasses, inches deep, sat swept to the sides.
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A dad reveals to the movie's director James Gunn that the character Groot helped his son, who suffers from a speech disorder, find his voice again.
Seoul (AFP) - North Korean leader Kim Jong-Un has ordered his frontline troops onto a war-footing, state media reported Friday, as military tensions with South Korea soar following a rare exchange of artillery shells across their heavily-fortified border.
MEXICO CITY (AP) — Archaeologists have found the main trophy rack of sacrificed human skulls at Mexico City's Templo Mayor Aztec ruin site, scientists said Thursday.