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VATICAN CITY (Reuters) - Former Pope Benedict has said he resigned after "God told me to" during what he called a "mystical experience", a Catholic news agency reported. Benedict, whose formal title is now Pope Emeritus, announced his shock resignation on February 11 and on February 28 became the…
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The maternity dress worn by Kate Middleton, the Duchess of Cambridge, in her latest photo with the royal baby and Prince William sold out within hours of the release of the family portrait. The new mother was seen previously in fashion by British company Séraphine, shopping...
WASHINGTON (AP) — The U.S. opposes even limited U.S. military intervention in Syria because it believes rebels fighting the Assad regime wouldn't support American interests if they got power today.
NEW YORK (AP) — We may be seeing more prominent gay and lesbian characters on TV shows, but the movie industry lags well behind the small screen, an advocacy group reports.
SAN DIEGO (AP) — A man who died in a shootout with FBI agents after kidnapping a 16-year-old girl and killing her mother and brother named a member of the victims' family as his life insurance beneficiary, a spokesman for the man's family said Monday.
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LAS VEGAS (AP) — The bodies of an off-duty California Highway Patrol officer and his brother-in-law will be sent home to Visalia, Calif., after they were both killed trying to stop the theft of the officer's pickup truck from a Las Vegas Strip hotel-casino, authorities said Tuesday.
JUNEAU, Alaska (AP) — Celebrity Cruises announced Tuesday is was cancelling the remainder of a seven-night cruise to Alaska after mechanical issues forced a ship carrying more than 3,100 passengers and crew members to return to port in Ketchikan.
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Antoinette Tuff describes how she helped Michael Brandon Hill surrender to Georgia police.
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WILMINGTON, Del. (AP) — Beau Biden, the Delaware attorney general and the son of Vice President Joe Biden, is being evaluated at a cancer center in Texas, according to people with knowledge of his condition.
The Fine Print In the 11th hour negotiations on Capitol Hill, away from the glare of the media and behind closed doors, there are high-level Congressional staffers working to close the deal. In many of the nation’s biggest legislative crises in recent memory, Rohit Kumar has been at the table. …
Hawaii joined the Union on this day in 1959, an act that remains historically significant but not without controversy.
A man equipped with scuba gear was arrested after hauling 8 pounds of marijuana underwater , crossing the U.S.-Canadian border.
MOSCOW – A pair of champion Russian runners are denying that their kiss atop the podium last weekend was a silent protest of their country’s new anti-gay law. Ksenia Ryzhova and Yulia Guschina kissed each other on the lips as they celebrated winning gold in...