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LIMA, Peru (AP) — Members of an Indian tribe that has long lived in voluntary isolation in Peru's southeastern Amazon attempted to make contact with outsiders for a second time since 2011, leading to a tense standoff at a river hamlet.
PIERCE, Neb. (AP) — A retired Nebraska car dealer is putting hundreds of vintage Chevrolets up for auction, including some that logged only a single mile.
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AdChoices CompareCards.comSponsoredMANILA, Philippines (AP) — Flooding caused by some of the Philippines' heaviest rains that submerged more than half the capital began receding Tuesday even as authorities evacuated thousands of residents along Manila's overflowing rivers and braced for more chaos in outlying provinces.
Disagreements over various strategies to attempt to defund ObamaCare are straining a once-strong political alliance
LANDOVER, Md. (AP) — Robert Griffin III's surgeon ended up tending to Griffin's backup.
VERONA, Va. (AP) — The chairman of the House Judiciary Committee is rejecting the idea of giving immigrants in the U.S. illegally a special pathway to citizenship.
WASHINGTON — The Obamas have welcomed another member to the family: Sunny, their new 1-year-old puppy. Bo’s new baby sister, also a Portuguese water dog, made her public debut this evening. “So excited to introduce the newest member of the Obama family — our puppy,...
Russian female runners say their kiss was just a kiss, not a protest against new anti-gay law
SIOUX FALLS, S.D. (AP) — A B-1B bomber crashed in a remote area of southeastern Montana on Monday, but its four crew members survived after ejecting from the South Dakota-based aircraft, Air Force officials said.
By Jon Hemming DUBAI (Reuters) - President Hassan Rouhani is still deciding who will lead talks with world powers on Iran's nuclear program, the Foreign Ministry said on Tuesday, more than two months after the moderate cleric was elected. Rouhani has signaled that Iran is willing to be more…
QUEENSTOWN, New Zealand (AP) — When Lynley Bendall and Ally Wanikau walked down the aisle to exchange vows, the fasten-seatbelt signs were off.
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AdChoices Auto-Price-Finder.comSponsoredST. HILARION, Gaza Strip (AP) — The ruins of this ancient complex sit on dunes by the sea, a world away from Gaza City's noise and bustle. Up in the sky, birds compete for space with children's kites flying from a nearby farm.
JOINT BASE LEWIS-MCCHORD, Wash. (AP) — Army prosecutors said Monday they have a recording of a phone call in which Staff Sgt. Robert Bales and his wife laugh as they review the charges filed against him in the killing of 16 Afghan villagers.
SEOUL, South Korea (AP) — North Korea on Tuesday criticized South Korea-U.S. military drills with milder-than-usual language that is being seen as a sign of its interest in keeping up diplomacy.
The NYPD seizes 254 firearms smuggled up from the Carolinas
Most of the Philippine capital Manila is underwater as monsoon rains, intensified by a tropical storm, pound the city. Jessica Gray reports.