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TRENTON, N.J. (AP) — Gov. Chris Christie plans to sign a bill Monday barring licensed therapists from trying to turn gay teenagers straight, making New Jersey the second state to ban so-called conversion therapy, along with California.
Power Players Over the past decade, ABC News has traveled to the reclusive nation of North Korea just shy of a dozen times. Over the years, more and more fellow journalists have been “invited” by the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea -- the DPRK, for short, as the North officially refers to…
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AdChoices CompareCards.comSponsoredRUZHYN, Ukraine (AP) — It was meant to be the happiest day of her life. Instead, Yulia Yukhimets' wedding ended with her being rushed to the hospital, weak, pale and hooked to an IV — together with nearly 60 guests.
And what does this mean for the NSA spying controversy?
This weekend marked the anniversary of a low-mark in White House history, as an angry crowd led a U.S. president to fear for his family’s safety—and also led to the strengthening of a police force to protect him and other District of Columbia residents.
By Sanjeev Miglani NEW DELHI (Reuters) - - India said on Monday it was running out of patience with Pakistan army-backed transgressions across disputed Kashmir as cross-border firing spread further north for the first time since the two armies agreed to a ceasefire in 2003. Tension has been running…
Gunfire rang out in a Far West Side neighborhood, as two teens are hit and 18-year-old DaQuan Boyd did not survive. It comes on a day when Governor Quinn signs new gun legislation that he says will make communities safer.
BOSTON (AP) — Alex Rodriguez got hit by a fastball from Boston starter Ryan Dempster in the second inning Sunday night, setting off an angry scene at Fenway Park and leading to the ejection of New York Yankees manager Joe Girardi.
British warships arrive in Gilbraltar for scheduled exercises amid tensions over fishing rights off the coast. Rough Cut (no reporter narration)
CHICAGO (Reuters) - Illinois Governor Pat Quinn signed a gun-control measure into law on Sunday that expands background checks to cover all firearms purchases in the state, closing what he said was a loophole that exempted gun sales between private parties. The new law also requires all gun owners…
MANILA, Philippines (AP) — Torrential rains brought the Philippine capital to a standstill Monday, submerging some areas in waist-deep floodwaters and making streets impassable to vehicles while thousands of people across coastal and mountainous northern regions fled to emergency shelters.
QUEENSTOWN, New Zealand (AP) — When Lynley Bendall and Ally Wanikau walked down the aisle to exchange vows Monday, the fasten-seatbelt signs were off.
By Silvio Castellanos GIBRALTAR (Reuters) - British warships arrived in Gibraltar on Monday for scheduled exercises amid tensions with Spain over fishing around the British Mediterranean enclave. Although British, Spanish and Gibraltarian authorities have said the navy's arrival at the British…
JERUSALEM (AP) — Israel is quietly and carefully watching the turmoil in neighboring Egypt while maintaining close contacts with the Egyptian military amid concerns that the escalating crisis could weaken their common battle against Islamic militants in the Sinai Peninsula, officials said.
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AdChoices American ExpressSponsoredAerial footage shows parts of a huge, luxurious villa on top of a Beijing apartment building being dismantled after the city's authorities ruled it had been built illegally. Rough Cut (No Reporter Narration).
CINCINNATI (AP) — Not even John Isner's steamiest serves could keep Rafael Nadal from winning another hard-court title.
(Reuters) - Detroit's public-employee pension funds, bondholders, bond insurers, vendors, retirees and legions of others expected to oppose the city's bankruptcy filing have until the end of the day on Monday to file objections in U.S. Bankruptcy Court. So far, only a few former city workers have…
By William James LONDON (Reuters) - British authorities used anti-terrorism powers on Sunday to detain the partner of a journalist with close links to Edward Snowden, the former U.S. spy agency contractor who has been granted asylum by Russia, as he passed through London's Heathrow airport. The…
Meteorologist Melissa Magee a few showers sneak in for the start of the work week.
Quick: what’s 3 x 4?