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This edition was generated on Mon Aug 18 08:45:01 EDT 2008

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General News Update

Yahoo! Reuters Headlines-General News:

Pakistani President Pervez Musharraf resigns
Pakistan's President Pervez Musharraf, under pressure to step down before he is impeached, speaks during a news conference broadcast live to the nation August 18, 2008. (PTV via REUTERS TV/Reuters)
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AP - 1 hour, 27 minutes ago

ISLAMABAD, Pakistan - Pakistani President Pervez Musharraf announced Monday that he will resign, just days ahead of impeachment in parliament over attempts by the U.S.-backed leader to impose authoritarian rule on his turbulent nation.

  • In this April 26, 2008 file photo, Actress Portia de Rossi, left, and talk show host Ellen DeGeneres arrive at the 19th Annual GLAAD Media Awards in Los Angeles. (AP Photo/Chris Weeks, file)
    Reports: DeGeneres and de Rossi wed in California AP - 1 hour, 11 minutes ago

    BEVERLY HILLS, Calif. - Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi are married, according to reports. In the biggest celebrity union since California legalized same-sex marriage, DeGeneres, 50, and de Rossi, 35, wed Saturday night in an intimate ceremony at their Beverly Hills home, People and Us Magazine reported.

  • PBGC downplays investment plan risks, report says AP - 1 hour, 10 minutes ago

    WASHINGTON - The federal agency charged with backstopping pension benefits for 44 million Americans has understated the risks of its new investment policy, a congressional watchdog said Monday.

  • Blood protects against long-gone killer 1918 flu AP - 1 hour, 9 minutes ago

    WASHINGTON - Nearly a century after history's most lethal flu faded away, survivors' bloodstreams still carry super-potent protection against the 1918 virus, demonstrating the remarkable durability of the human immune system.

  • Analog TV shutdown kills free cell-phone TV AP - 1 hour, 10 minutes ago

    NEW YORK - Picture whipping out your cell phone and catching up with "Lost" or "Jeopardy," or watching the local 11 o'clock news, all for free. You can do this with an imported Chinese phone, but you can't with any phone sold in the U.S. — at least not without monthly charges.

  • Baby whale seems to think yacht is its mother AP - 1 hour, 12 minutes ago

    SYDNEY, Australia - Australian media say a lost humpback whale calf has bonded with a yacht it seems to think is its mother.

  • Pakistan's President Pervez Musharraf speaks in a televised address to the nation in Islamabad August 18, 2008. (Press Information Department/Handout/Reuters)
    Pakistan's Musharraf resigns Reuters - 8 minutes ago

    ISLAMABAD (Reuters) - Pakistan's President Pervez Musharraf, who came to power in a coup nine years ago and was a key U.S. ally in its campaign against terrorism, quit office on Monday to avoid impeachment charges.

  • Georgian Shalva Khutsenashvili (L), 84, and his South Ossetian wife Misurat Khutayeva, sit in a hospital room in Tshinvali, August 16, 2008. (Denis Sinyakov/Reuters)
    Russia promises to "crush" future aggressors Reuters - 56 minutes ago

    KURSK/GORI (Reuters) - Russian President Dmitry Medvedev promised on Monday a "crushing response" to any attack on its citizens as Georgia waited for concrete signs of a promised Russian military pullout.

  • Satomi Wadami of Japan is helped after crashing during the women's track cycling points race at the Beijing 2008 Olympic Games August 18, 2008. (Stefano Rellandini/Reuters)
    China weeps as main track hope limps out Reuters - 10 minutes ago

    BEIJING (Reuters) - Chinese fans were stunned into silence and tears as national hero and 110 meters hurdles Olympic champion Liu Xiang hobbled out of the Games injured on Monday.

  • A surfer attempts to ride a small wave in Havana August 17, 2008. (Claudia Daut/Reuters)
    Tropical Storm Fay hits Cuba coast Reuters - Mon Aug 18, 5:16 AM ET

    HAVANA (Reuters) - Tropical Storm Fay, which killed at least 57 people in other Caribbean countries over the weekend, slammed into Cuba's southwestern coast on Monday on a path expected to take it to Florida as a likely hurricane.

  • President George W. Bush (R) smiles with Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice as they arrive to deliver a statement on the situation between Russia and Georgia, at his ranch in Crawford, Texas, August 16, 2008. (Jonathan Ernst/Reuters)
    Rice set for another Mideast visit Reuters - Mon Aug 18, 4:32 AM ET

    JERUSALEM (Reuters) - U.S. Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice will visit the Middle East next week in another attempt to achieve progress towards an Israeli-Palestinian peace deal, officials said on Monday.

  • U.S. Secretary of Defense Robert Gates speaks during a press briefing at the Pentagon in Washington, July 9, 2008. (Molly Riley/Reuters)
    U.S.' Gates scoffs at Russian warnings to Poland Reuters - Sun Aug 17, 1:30 PM ET

    WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Pentagon chief Robert Gates dismissed as "empty rhetoric" on Sunday Russian warnings that Moscow would target Poland for a possible military strike because Warsaw agreed to host part of a U.S. missile shield.

  • Protesters wearing masks and holding miniatures of U.S. arms perform on a map of Korean peninsula as a South Korean army's truck passes by during an anti-war and anti-U.S. rally denouncing the Ulchi Focus Guardian (UFG) exercise, a joint military drill between South Korea and the U.S., in front of South Korea-U.S. War Command Centre TANGO in Seongnam, south of Seoul, August 18, 2008. (Jo Yong-Hak/Reuters)
    North Korea angry as S.Korea, U.S. start military drills Reuters - Mon Aug 18, 5:20 AM ET

    SEOUL (Reuters) - South Korean and U.S. forces began annual military drills on Monday, as a North Korean military spokesman denounced the exercises as a prelude to war and said they spoiled the prospects for nuclear disarmament talks.

  • A woman stands next to her relative, who was wounded in a shooting attack by the security guards of Blackwater firm on Sunday, in a hospital in Baghdad September 20, 2007. (Ceerwan Aziz/Reuters)
    U.S. prosecutors target six Blackwater staff: report Reuters - Sun Aug 17, 9:44 AM ET

    WASHINGTON (Reuters) - U.S. prosecutors have sent letters to six Blackwater security guards involved in a Baghdad shooting last year in a move that could lead to groundbreaking criminal indictments, The Washington Post reported on Sunday.

  • Pakistan People Party (PPP) activists protest against President Pervez Musharraf in Karachi. Musharraf has brought the curtain down on a turbulent nine years in power to avoid the first impeachment in the nuclear-armed nation's history.(AFP/Rizwan Tabassum)
    Musharraf resigns as Pakistan president AFP - 8 minutes ago

    ISLAMABAD (AFP) - Pakistan President Pervez Musharraf resigned on Monday, bringing down the curtain on a turbulent nine years in power to avoid the first impeachment in the nuclear-armed nation's history.

  • An elderly Georgian woman passes in front a Russian armoured personnel carrier in Gori. The world awaited the promised start of a Russian pullout of combat troops from Georgia on Monday, as a plan to retain Russian "peacekeepers" in the embattled Caucasus republic sparked new tension.(AFP/Marco Longari)
    Russia due to start pullout of combat troops from Georgia AFP - Mon Aug 18, 3:30 AM ET

    TBILISI, Aug 18, 2008 (AFP) - The world awaited the promised start of a Russian pullout of combat troops from Georgia on Monday, as a plan to retain Russian "peacekeepers" in the embattled Caucasus republic sparked new tension.

  • Russian soldiers patrol the flashpoint Georgian city of Gori. General Anatoly Nogovitsyn -- the deputy head of Russia's general staff -- says Russian forces have begun their the withdrawal from Georgia.(AFP/Marco Longari)
    Russian begins withdrawal from Georgia: general staff AFP - 1 hour, 20 minutes ago

    MOSCOW (AFP) - The withdrawal of Russian forces from Georgia under a peace agreement began Monday, according to General Anatoly Nogovitsyn -- the deputy head of Russia's general staff.

  • A displaced Georgian leaves a distribution center in Gori. US Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice heads for Europe Monday for crisis talks with NATO allies on the situation in Georgia and to sign a key missile defense shield pact with Poland.(AFP/Marco Longari)
    Rice heads to NATO meeting to rally support for Georgia AFP - Mon Aug 18, 3:34 AM ET

    WASHINGTON, (AFP) - US Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice heads for Europe Monday for crisis talks with NATO allies on the situation in Georgia and to sign a key missile defense shield pact with Poland.

  • Christopher Brown of the Bahamas registered the fastest time in the first round heats of the 400 metres here on Monday as favourite Jeremy Wariner and chief rival LaShawn Merritt both strolled through(AFP/Adrian Dennis)
    Liu injury darkens China's brightest Games AFP - 1 hour, 27 minutes ago

    BEIJING (AFP) - Chinese superstar Liu Xiang sensationally pulled out of the 110m hurdles heats injured Monday, putting a huge dampener on China's celebrations at achieving their most successful Olympics.

  • Britain recruiting gay spies: report AFP/File - Sun Aug 17, 10:16 PM ET

    LONDON, (AFP) - Britain's domestic intelligence agency is actively recruiting gay spies and wants its staff to be more open about their sexuality, the Financial Times reported Monday.

  • File photo shows BHP Billiton's Olympic Dam copper and uranium operation at Roxby Downs in South Australia. The world's biggest mining company has posted a record US$15.39billion annual net profit, setting an Australian corporate record(AFP/BHP BILLITON/File)
    BHP Billiton posts record 15.4-billion-dollar profit AFP - 21 minutes ago

    LONDON (AFP) - The world's biggest miner BHP Billiton on Monday announced record annual net profits of 15.39 billion US dollars (10.46 billion euros), driven by soaring commodity prices and strong Asian demand.

Most Popular Top Stories

  • Guns are seen inside a display case at the Cabela's store in Fort Worth, Texas, June 26, 2008. (Jessica Rinaldi/Reuters)
    Texas school district to let teachers carry guns Reuters - Fri Aug 15, 3:32 PM ET

    HOUSTON (Reuters) - A Texas school district will let teachers bring guns to class this fall, the district's superintendent said on Friday, in what experts said appeared to be a first in the United States.

  • A screenshot of an eBay listing advertising the sale of a pair of underwear and a condom wrapper, taken on August 13, 2008. An Australian woman has taken revenge on her cheating husband by putting a photograph of his lover's underpants up for sale on the auction site eBay. (www.ebay.com/Reuters)
    Buy evidence of my husband's adultery on eBay Reuters - Wed Aug 13, 9:33 AM ET

    CANBERRA (Reuters) - An Australian woman has taken revenge on her cheating husband by putting a photograph of his lover's underpants up for sale on the auction site eBay.

  • Britain is likely to face a growing problem of "home alone" old men as the number of male over-60s living alone in Britain hits one million for the first time, according to research by the Help the Aged charity.(AFP/File/Mustafa Ozer)
    Home alone: old men left lonely in Britain's ageing society AFP - Sun Aug 17, 2:36 AM ET

    LONDON (AFP) - Britain is likely to face a growing problem of "home alone" old men as the number of male over-60s living alone in Britain hits one million for the first time, according to research by the Help the Aged charity.

Sports News

Yahoo! Reuters Headlines-Sports:

Edwards closes in on Busch with win at Michigan

AP - Mon Aug 18, 4:05 AM ET

BROOKLYN, Mich. - Carl Edwards looked in his mirrors and saw the guy he had to beat.

Business News

Yahoo! Reuters Headlines-Business:

Lowe's 2Q profit drops 7.9 pct, still beats view

AP - 12 minutes ago

NEW YORK - Lowe's Cos. Inc. reported a 7.9 percent decline in second-quarter profit on Monday, but still topped Wall Street expectations as the nation's second-largest home improvement retailer benefited from tight expense controls and the government stimulus checks.

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Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - August 18, 2008
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Men who never get carried away should be.
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A nation is a society united by delusions about its ancestry and by common hatred of its neighbors.
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William Ralph Inge (1860 - 1954)
I can't understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars.
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