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This edition was generated on Sat Aug 18 08:45:02 EDT 2007

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General News Update
Sports News Update
Business News Update
Miscellaneous Daily Information
Boston Area Weather


General News Update

Yahoo! Reuters Headlines-General News:

Hurricane Dean churns through Caribbean
AP - 36 minutes ago

CASTRIES, St. Lucia - Hurricane Dean barreled across the eastern Caribbean Saturday and took aim at Hispaniola, Jamaica and Mexico's Yucatan Peninsula, with forecasters saying it could turn into a monster Category 5 storm within 72 hours.

60 MINUTES ON YAHOO! NEWS

Meeting sharks

It's a thrill for tourists, but what are the consequences?

PEOPLE OF THE WEB

Sleazy business?

A breast-implant matchmaker reaps Web rewards but stirs controversy.

THE WEEK IN PHOTOS

Images of the week

The space shuttle, the mine disaster, a historic home run, and more.

YAHOO! NEWS INTERACTIVE

Courting the gay vote

Gay voters weigh in after Democratic candidates answer tough questions.

  • Error in Ark. law allows kids to marry AP - 2 hours, 46 minutes ago

    LITTLE ROCK, Ark. - A law passed this year allows Arkansans of any age — even infants — to marry if their parents agree, and the governor may have to call a special session to fix the mistake, lawmakers said Friday.

  • In this image made available Thursday, Aug. 16, 2007 by NASA, Space Shuttle Endeavour, docked to the Destiny laboratory of the International Space Station, is backdropped by a blue and white Earth during the STS-118 mission's third planned session of extravehicular activity Wednesday Aug. 15, 2007. The shuttle's Canadian-built Remote Manipulator System (RMS) robotic arm and station's Canadarm2 are also featured in the scene. The SPACEHAB pressurized logistics module is visible in Endeavour's payload bay. (AP Photo/NASA)
    Spacewalk trimmed for shuttle return AP - 1 hour, 22 minutes ago

    HOUSTON - The astronauts aboard the shuttle Endeavour and the international space station prepared Saturday for the last spacewalk of their joint mission, an outing that was scaled back because of approaching Hurricane Dean.

  • The Home Depot store is shown Monday, Aug. 13, 2007 in North Miami, Fla. The Home Depot Inc., the world's largest home improvement store chain, reported Tuesday, Aug. 14, 2007 a 14.8 percent drop in second-quarter profit as sales slid, particularly at stores open at least a year. (AP Photo/Wilfredo Lee)
    Home Depot settles waste dumping suit AP - 1 hour, 11 minutes ago

    LOS ANGELES - Home Depot agreed Friday to pay nearly $10 million in penalties and investigation costs to settle a lawsuit alleging it mishandled hazardous waste from its California stores, officials said.

  • Tony Griffin, center left, son of late entertainer Merv Griffin and former first lady Nancy Reagan  look on during funeral services for the late entertainer at the Church of Good Shephard in Beverly Hills, Calif., Friday, Aug. 17, 2007. Griffin died Aug. 12 of prostate cancer at the age of 82. (AP Photo/Kevork Djansezian, Pool)
    Stars fondly remember Griffin at funeral AP - 2 hours, 19 minutes ago

    BEVERLY HILLS, Calif. - Hollywood stars fondly remembered Merv Griffin at his funeral Friday, including Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger, who credited the creator of "Jeopardy!" and "Wheel of Fortune" with jump starting his own acting career.

  • Escorted by U.S. Marshals, Atlanta Falcons quarterback Michael Vick, right, leaves the federal courthouse in Richmond, Va., following his arraignment, in this July 26, 2007 file photo. (AP Photo/Haraz N. Ghanbari, Pool)
    Vick accused of gambling, executing dogs AP - 1 hour, 59 minutes ago

    RICHMOND, Va. - It's up to Michael Vick now. His last two co-defendants pleaded guilty Friday and implicated Vick in bankrolling gambling on dogfights. One of them said the Atlanta Falcons quarterback helped drown or hang dogs that didn't do well.

  • Andy Kline watches the flood waters from tropical storm Erin enter his house in San Antonio, August 16, 2007 (Joe Mitchell/Reuters)
    Hurricane Dean seen becoming deadly Category 5 Reuters - 2 hours, 24 minutes ago

    MIAMI (Reuters) - Hurricane Dean is expected to grow into a ferocious Category 5 storm as it passes Jamaica and nears Mexico's Yucatan Peninsula and the oil and gas rigs of the Gulf of Mexico after it smashed into several Caribbean islands, the U.S. National Hurricane Center said on Saturday.

  • Afghan bystanders and police personeel look at the wreckage of a damaged car near the site of a suicide bomb attack in Kandahar August 18, 2007. A suicide car bomb attack outside a base of a U.S.security firm on Saturday killed 15 people in Afghanistan's southern province of Kandahar, witnesses and police said. (Ismail Sameem/Reuters)
    Suicide raid on U.S. security firm kills 15 Afghans Reuters - Sat Aug 18, 2:26 AM ET

    Mirwais Afghan

    KANDAHAR, Afghanistan (Reuters) - A suicide car bomb attack outside a base of a U.S. security firm on Saturday killed 15 people in Afghanistan's southern province of Kandahar, witnesses and police said.

  • Unidentified people leave the Atlasjet aircraft as it waits on the tarmac after being hijacked on its way to Istanbul from northern Cyprus, at Antalya Airport August 18, 2007. Nearly all the passengers on a plane hijacked on its way to Istanbul from northern Cyprus have left the aircraft and an operation to rescue the others is almost complete, Atlas Jet CEO Tuncay Doganer said. (Okan Ozer/Anatolian/Reuters)
    Turkish plane hijack ends as all freed Reuters - 2 hours, 16 minutes ago

    ANTALYA, Turkey (Reuters) - A Turkish plane heading for Istanbul from northern Cyprus was hijacked on Saturday, but the hijackers gave themselves up and released all hostages five hours after forcing the plane to land in Turkey.

  • A miner drives through the Crandall Canyon mine, northwest of Huntington, Utah, in this handout photo released on August 14, 2007. Crews in Utah were forced to suspend their desperate underground search for six trapped coal miners on August 17, 2007 after a cave-in killed three rescue workers and injured six. (Utah American Energy Inc./Handout/Reuters)
    Dig for Utah miners halted in shifting mountain Reuters - Fri Aug 17, 4:17 PM ET

    HUNTINGTON, Utah (Reuters) - Crews in Utah were forced to suspend their desperate underground search for six trapped coal miners on Friday after a cave-in killed three rescue workers and injured six.

  • A man walks on the debris of a church destroyed by an earthquake, in Pisco August 17, 2007. A powerful aftershock rattled Peru on Friday, sowing panic as rescue teams and volunteers scrambled to find survivors of a massive earthquake earlier this week that killed about 500 people. (Marian Bazo/Reuters)
    Peru earthquake survivors loot, fight for food Reuters - Fri Aug 17, 5:53 PM ET

    PISCO, Peru (Reuters) - Peruvians frustrated over slow emergency aid looted pharmacies and scuffled in food lines on Friday as rescuers picked through rubble for survivors two days after a massive earthquake killed at least 510 people.

  • Seon Yeon-ja (2nd L), mother of Kim Ji-na and Park Seon-nyo (3rd L), mother of Kim Kyung-ja, watch the news on a television in Seongnam, south of Seoul, as the two Korean women who were kidnapped by the Taliban in Afghanistan, arrive at the Incheon international airport in Incheon, west of Seoul, August 17, 2007. Negotiations to secure the release of 19 Korean church volunteers being held in Afghanistan by the Taliban have failed and the insurgents' leadership council are now considering their fate, a Taliban spokesman said on Saturday. (Korea Pool/Reuters)
    Taliban say Korean hostage talks fail Reuters - Sat Aug 18, 3:55 AM ET

    KABUL (Reuters) - Negotiations to secure the release of 19 Korean church volunteers being held in Afghanistan by the Taliban have failed and the insurgents' leadership council are now considering their fate, a Taliban spokesman said on Saturday.

  • In this file photo pro-Taliban supporters attend a gathering in Killi Nalai on the Pakistan-Afghan border June 1, 2007. (Stringer/Reuters)
    Omar urges Afghans to unite against Western troops Reuters - 48 minutes ago

    KABUL (Reuters) - The Taliban's reclusive leader, Mullah Mohammad Omar, in a rare message on Saturday called on Afghans to shun their differences and join the militant Islamic movement's campaign to drive Western troops from Afghanistan.

  • Newly named White House press secretary Tony Snow (R) speaks after being introduced by U.S. President George W. Bush in the briefing room in Washington, in this April 26, 2006 file photo. Snow plans to leave his job before Bush's term ends in January 2009, citing financial reasons rather than his recurrence of colon cancer, according to media reports on August 17, 2007. In a radio interview this week, Snow, 52, did not reveal when he would leave. (Jim Young/Files/Reuters)
    White House's Snow to leave before Bush term ends Reuters - Fri Aug 17, 5:34 PM ET

    WASHINGTON (Reuters) - White House spokesman Tony Snow plans to leave his job before U.S. President George W. Bush's term ends in January 2009, citing financial reasons rather than his recurrence of colon cancer.

  • A passenger from the hijacked Turkish aircraft is carried to the hospital in Antalya. Two men claiming to be Al-Qaeda members who hijacked a Turkish plane surrendered at an airport in southern Turkey after hours of negotiations.(AFP/Cem Ozdel)
    Hijackers of Turkish plane surrender AFP - 1 hour, 21 minutes ago

    ANKARA (AFP) - Two men claiming to be Al-Qaeda members who hijacked a Turkish plane surrendered at an airport in southern Turkey on Saturday after hours of negotiations, officials said.

  • A boat hit by a wave as Hurricane Dean hit Fort-de-France in the French Carribean island of Martinique. The US National Hurricane Center said that Hurricane Dean threatened to grow into a monster category five storm as it barreled across the Caribbean, packing sustained winds of up to 240 kilometers (150 miles) per hour.(AFP/Fernand Bibas)
    Hurricane Dean threatens to gain category 5 AFP - 39 minutes ago

    MIAMI (AFP) - Hurricane Dean on Saturday threatened to grow into a monster category five storm as it barreled across the Caribbean, packing sustained winds of up to 240 kilometers (150 miles) per hour, the US National Hurricane Center said.

  • A firefighter walks through a destroyed street in Pisco. Rescuers in Peru sifted through rubble in search of victims of an earthquake that killed 500 people as new aftershocks shook the area, spreading fear among survivors.(AFP/Ernesto Benavides)
    Rescuers race to find Peru quake survivors AFP - 2 hours, 1 minute ago

    PISCO, Peru (AFP) - Rescuers in Peru early Saturday sifted through rubble in search of victims of an earthquake that killed 500 people as new aftershocks shook the area, spreading fear among survivors.

  • Kazakh President Nursultan Nazarbayev takes his ballot from a polling station worker during parliamentary elections in Astana. Kazakhs headed to the polls in parliamentary elections seen as a key test of Nazarbayev's pledge to boost democracy in this oil-rich nation.(AFP/Stanislav Filippov)
    Kazakhs vote in test of democracy AFP - Sat Aug 18, 5:23 AM ET

    ASTANA (AFP) - Kazakhs headed to the polls Saturday in parliamentary elections seen as a key test of authoritarian President Nursultan Nazarbayev's pledge to boost democracy in this oil-rich nation.

  • Miners at work in a coal mine. Rescuers battled Saturday to reach more than 180 miners trapped by floods in eastern China, raising fears of more deaths in what is already the world's most dangerous mining sector.(AFP/File/Yuri Kadobnov)
    Grave fears for 180 Chinese miners in flooded shaft AFP - Sat Aug 18, 3:21 AM ET

    BEIJING (AFP) - Rescuers battled Saturday to reach more than 180 miners trapped underground by flash flooding in eastern China, but officials warned the men had little chance of survival.

  • People walk by a stock market board showing the Dow Jones industrials up 233.30 points to close at 13,079.08 on 17 Aug in San Francisco, California. The stock market  rebounded after a week of volatile activity once the Federal Reserve lowered its key discount rate by a half percentage point.(AFP/GettyImages/David Paul)
    Bruised US investors see perilous waters ahead AFP - Sat Aug 18, 3:38 AM ET

    NEW YORK (AFP) - Credit fears have played havoc with Wall Street stock portfolios and US investors could suffer more bruises from fresh upheavals sweeping world markets in the week ahead, despite an emergency rate cut.

  • Richard Wagoner, Chairman and Chief Executive Officer of General Motors Corporation addresses a meeting in Wilmington, Delaware, in 2006. Facing some intense competition for long-held spot as the world's top automaker to Japan's Toyota, General Motors' top executive reiterated late Friday the yen is still undervalued on world's currency markets.(AFP/GettyImages/File/Thomas Cain)
    GM says yen undervalued AFP - Sat Aug 18, 1:26 AM ET

    DETROIT, United States (AFP) - Facing some intense competition for long-held spot as the world's top automaker to Japan's Toyota, General Motors' top executive reiterated late Friday the yen is still undervalued on world's currency markets.

Most Popular Top Stories

  • A group of girls, dressed exactly like their dolls, pose together at the grand opening of the American Girl Place store in Los Angeles, California, April 21, 2006. As American Girl opens its fourth retail store this weekend in Atlanta, industry watchers say the doll is likely to sell well this season despite concerns over economic sluggishness and toy recalls. American Girl dolls, like other premium toys, should weather an economic slowdown more effectively than mass market products, toy industry analyst Chris Byrne said. (Fred Prouser/Reuters)
    American Girl seen weathering economic, recall woes Reuters - Fri Aug 17, 2:22 PM ET

    CHICAGO (Reuters) - As American Girl opens its fourth retail store this weekend in Atlanta, industry watchers say the doll is likely to sell well this season despite concerns over economic sluggishness and toy recalls.

  • The Internet Corporation for Assigned Names and Numbers (ICANN) is likely to approve North Korea's country domain ".kp" at a meeting in Los Angeles starting in October when the isolated communist state registers an Internet country address.(ICANN)
    NKorea to get Internet code AFP - Fri Aug 17, 10:02 AM ET

    SEOUL (AFP) - North Korea is expected to register an Internet country address this year as the isolated communist state takes cautious steps towards global information technology, an official said Friday.

  • A car passes on branches fallen on a road in Fort-de-France. The US National Hurricane Center said that Hurricane Dean threatened to grow into a monster category five storm as it barreled across the Caribbean, packing sustained winds of up to 240 kilometers (150 miles) per hour.(AFP/Fernand Bibas)
    Hurricane Dean seen becoming deadly Category 5 Reuters - 2 hours, 24 minutes ago

    MIAMI (Reuters) - Hurricane Dean is expected to grow into a ferocious Category 5 storm as it passes Jamaica and nears Mexico's Yucatan Peninsula and the oil and gas rigs of the Gulf of Mexico after it smashed into several Caribbean islands, the U.S. National Hurricane Center said on Saturday.

  • Amna Adam Khamis sits with her grandsons at a health centre in Oure Cassoni refugee camp, Bahai, eastern Chad, August 9, 2007. Most refugees appear to be under the impression that a U.N. force would be composed of Western troops, not the more likely scenario of African soldiers under foreign command. (Stephanie Hancock/Reuters)
    Darfur refugees haunted by past, long for peace Reuters - Fri Aug 17, 6:42 AM ET

    DJABAL REFUGEE CAMP, Chad (Reuters) - Mariam Khamis Adam is huddled on the floor, using giant marker pens to draw a picture of her childhood memories.

  • Karl Rove's wrong turn The Christian Science Monitor - Fri Aug 17, 4:00 AM ET

    Blue Ridge Summit, Pa. - Even by Washington standards, the rise and fall of Karl Rove has been a tragicomedy of epic (if not exactly mythic) proportions. Here was a self-taught political scientist who understood the larger sweep of history, a visionary strategist who'd earned the ear of a compliant president, who set out to create an ambitious and game-changing electoral legacy.

Sports News

Yahoo! Reuters Headlines-Sports:

Vick accused of gambling, executing dogs

AP - 1 hour, 59 minutes ago

RICHMOND, Va. - It's up to Michael Vick now. His last two co-defendants pleaded guilty Friday and implicated Vick in bankrolling gambling on dogfights. One of them said the Atlanta Falcons quarterback helped drown or hang dogs that didn't do well.

Business News

Yahoo! Reuters Headlines-Business:

Stocks rebound on discount rate cut

AP - Sat Aug 18, 5:18 AM ET

NEW YORK - Stocks barreled higher Friday after the Federal Reserve did what Wall Street was clamoring for and cut its key discount rate a half percentage point. The move quelled investors' credit worries at least for the time being and sent the Dow Jones industrials up about 230 points.

Miscellaneous Daily Stuff

Lateshow Top Ten List

Top Ten Good Things About Being Elected To The National Baseball Hall Of Fame Presented By Tony Gwynn And Cal Ripken, Jr.

10. While traveling the country, I can shower with any team I choose

9. Can now advertise my garage sales as "Hall of Fame garage sales"

8. George Steinbrenner just offered me $20 million to play again

7. On Bobblehead Day, guess who gets two bobbleheads?

6. At any moment, there's a good chance Bob Costas is boring someone with stories about me

5. It's nice to be mentioned in the same breath as Arky Vaughan, Burleigh Grimes, and Gabby Hartnett

4. Free chalupa from Taco Bell if I mention them in my induction speech

3. Made all those years playing in southern California's lousy climate worth it

2. I can now admit I broke my streak in 1998 because I had tickets to "Les Mis"

1. Get to be on national television-- even if it is this show

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Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - August 18, 2007
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Grabel's Law
I believe that all government is evil, and that trying to improve it is largely a waste of time.
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H. L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)
Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century.
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