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This edition was generated on Fri Aug 17 08:45:01 EDT 2018
Table of Contents
General News Update
Sports News Update
Business News Update
Miscellaneous Daily Information
Boston Area Weather
Quotes of the Day
Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - August 17, 2018
- You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing.
- Michael Pritchard
- So this is how liberty dies. With thunderous applause.
- George Lucas (1944 - ), Senator Amidala in Star Wars: Episode III: Revenge of the Sith (2005)
- Stuffed deer heads on walls are bad enough, but it's worse when they are wearing dark glasses and have streamers in their antlers because then you know they were enjoying themselves at a party when they were shot.
- Ellen DeGeneres
- Whenever you hear the consensus of scientists agrees on something or other, reach for your wallet, because you're being had.
- Michael Crichton (1942 - 2008), Caltech Michelin Lecture, January 17, 2003
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