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Technically Incorrect: In Spain, they have a strange new gagging law that's being used in even stranger ways.
Scientific and technological advances are approaching at an exponential rate! How will this breakthrough change the way we look at the world forever?
Police responded to a 911 call just before 3 a.m. EDT on Sunday and found a woman later identified as Hines lying in the street in the Harlem section of New York, said police spokesman George Tsourovakas. Hines was an actor, writer and acting instructor in New York, according to her website. “I…
DEAR ABBY: I met an amazing man and have been dating him for about three months. It was almost love at first sight. I say "almost" because I was hesitant to get involved since I am his boss.My problem is, for six years I was in an emotionally and physically abusive relationship. My ex threw me…
CHICAGO (AP) — A U.S. Army skydiver who had served five tours of duty in Iraq and Afghanistan died Sunday from injuries suffered in a midair collision with another jumper during a stunt at the Chicago Air & Water Show, authorities said.
YOSEMITE NATIONAL PARK, Calif. (AP) — The deaths of two young campers killed when a tree branch fell on their tent and a campground closure because of plague cast a pall over California's Yosemite National Park at the height of the summer tourist season.
Bipolar disorder affect 5.5 million people in the United States. Do you know the symptoms?
Chinese state media on Monday urged the United States to show more "sincerity" towards Beijing's moves to track down its corrupt officials overseas, saying the US should not become a safe haven for criminal suspects. The New York Times had reported that Washington has warned Beijing about Chinese…
A film crew making a Smithsonian Channel documentary about bees captures slo-mo footage of an attacking swarm of angry killer bees that will you make you thankful you're not a documentary-film maker.
SAN DIEGO (AP) — Two small planes collided midair while approaching an airport in southern San Diego County on Sunday, killing five people and sparking brush fires in a remote field where the wreckage landed, authorities said.
Start generating your own electricity at a lower rate than traditional power. See if you qualify & start saving now!
By Joe Brock PRETORIA (Reuters) - In one of the wealthiest suburbs of South Africa's capital Pretoria stands a three-storey mansion where Paralympic gold medallist Oscar Pistorius will be taken on his release from prison this week. Pistorius, 29, is expected to wear an electronic tracking tag when…
Britain's Andy Murray snapped an eight-match losing streak against top-ranked rival Novak Djokovic to win the ATP Montreal Masters only hours after his coach Amelie Mauresmo gave birth to a baby boy. The Scotsman, who moves to second in the ATP rankings on Monday, revealed the news from his French…
DEAR ABBY: I'm retiring at the end of this year after 50 years of full-time employment and I'm very excited about it. Looking back over my life, I see there have been several life-changing events ... marriage, the births of our children, buying a home and, now, retirement. My wife gets irritated…
With renewed talk of a possible Joe Biden run at the White House, Constitution Daily decided to look at the track record of sitting Vice Presidents in presidential elections. The results are certainly mixed.
Don't waste money on these clunkers, know which are the most unreliable cars are on the road.
Action News is learning more about the man accused of murdering his estranged wife at a family party near Atwater this weekend.
WASHINGTON (AP) — Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump wants to deny citizenship to the babies of immigrants living in the U.S. illegally as part of an immigration plan that emphasizes border security and deportation for millions.
A Chinese teenager has been detained for allegedly obtaining thousands of dollars in donations after falsely claiming her father was killed in devastating explosions in Tianjin, police said on Sunday. The woman surnamed Yang had initially claimed on microblogging platform Sina Weibo that her father…
A spear-fishing diver in New Zealand shares the same space of water with a pod of orcas. Thankfully, he remembered to bring his camera.
Know these warning signs. The earlier you catch cancer, the better your chances of survival.
By David DeKok SCHUYLKILL HAVEN, Pa. (Reuters) - Forensic archaeologists on Friday began excavating a highway embankment in eastern Pennsylvania, looking for more bones believed to be from impoverished victims of the worldwide Spanish flu pandemic in 1918. The state highway department, known as…
RIDGECREST, Calif. (AP) — An 18-day manhunt in the mountainous high desert of central California ended when two deputies opened fire on a man who pulled out a handgun during a confrontation on a rural road, authorities said Sunday.