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This edition was generated on Sun Aug 17 08:45:01 EDT 2008

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General News Update
Sports News Update
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Miscellaneous Daily Information
Boston Area Weather


General News Update

Yahoo! Reuters Headlines-General News:

Phelps wins 8th gold medal; breaks tie with Spitz AP - 51 minutes ago

BEIJING - Michael Phelps locked arms with his three teammates, as though they were in a football huddle calling a play, then hugged each one of them. It took a team to make him the grandest of Olympic champions. And one last big push from Phelps himself.

  • A soldier of Afghan National Army stands near the damaged vehicle after an explosion in the outskirts of Kabul, Afghanistan, Saturday, Aug. 16, 2008. A bomb struck the convoy of Afghanistan's education minister on the outskirts of Kabul wounded one person after they were returning from distributing books to nomad children.(AP Photo/Rafiq Maqbool)
    88 die in Afghan violence; police deploy in Kabul AP - 1 hour, 8 minutes ago

    KABUL, Afghanistan - Scores of police manned checkpoints around Afghanistan's capital Sunday after authorities ordered more than 7,000 officers to secure Kabul ahead of the country's Independence Day, an indication of how militants pose a growing threat to the capital.

  • Woman supporters chant slogans behind a banner reading, 'Remove Musharraf Go Musharraf Go,' during a rally against President Pervez Musharraf in Peshawar, Pakistan on Sunday, Aug. 17, 2008. Pakistan's ruling coalition took another step toward impeaching Musharraf, finalizing the charges to be launched against the former army strongman if he refuses to resign. (AP Photo/Muhammad Iqbal)
    Pakistan coalition readies Musharraf impeachment AP - 1 hour, 35 minutes ago

    ISLAMABAD, Pakistan - Pakistan's ruling coalition took another step Sunday toward impeaching President Pervez Musharraf, finalizing the charges to be launched against the former army chief if he refuses to resign.

  • President Bush and Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice speak to reporters at the president's ranch in Crawford, Texas, early Saturday, Aug. 16, 2008. Bush sent a stern warning to Russia that it cannot lay claim to two breakaway provinces in neighboring Georgia, a U.S. ally. (AP Photo/J. Scott Applewhite)
    Bush tells Russia to get out of Georgia AP - 47 minutes ago

    CRAWFORD, Texas - President Bush warned Russia on Saturday against trying to pry loose two separatist regions in Georgia and said Moscow must end military operations in the West-leaning democracy that once was part of the Soviet empire.

  • Actress Portia de Rossi, left, and talk show host Ellen DeGeneres arrive at the 19th Annual GLAAD Media Awards in Los Angeles in this April 26, 2008 file photo. There are reports the two have wed in what is perhaps the highest-profile gay marriage since California legalized the unions. (AP Photo/Chris Weeks, file)
    Reports: DeGeneres and de Rossi wed in Calif. AP - 46 minutes ago

    BEVERLY HILLS, Calif. - There was much dancing: Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi are married, according to reports.

  • New York Jets quarterback Brett Favre throws a pass against the Washington Redskins during the first quarter of a NFL pre-season football game Saturday night, Aug. 16, 2008 at Giants Stadium in East Rutherford, N.J.  (AP Photo/Bill Kostroun)
    Brett Favre tosses TD pass in Jets debut AP - 46 minutes ago

    EAST RUTHERFORD, N.J. - Brett Favre proved he's a quick study. The New York Jets' new quarterback also showed he has plenty of zip remaining in that rocket right arm.

  • (L-R) Aaron Peirsol, Brendan Hansen, Michael Phelps and Jason Lezak pose with their gold medals for the men's 4x100m medley relay swimming final at the National Aquatics Center during the Beijing 2008 Olympic Games August 17, 2008. (Jerry Lampen/Reuters)
    Phelps amazes world with Beijing eight Reuters - 1 hour, 52 minutes ago

    BEIJING (Reuters) - Swimmer Michael Phelps went on Sunday where no one has been before to win a record eighth gold at one Olympics and surpass Mark Spitz's famous 1972 feat.

  • Russian servicemen sit on top of an armoured vehicle in the Georgian town of Gori, about 80 km (50 miles) from Tbilisi, August 16, 2008. Russian President Dmitry Medvedev on Saturday signed a ceasefire agreement ending hostilities with Georgia over the breakaway region of South Ossetia, the Kremlin said. (David Mdzinarishvili/Reuters)
    Russia says Georgia pullout to start Monday: France Reuters - 1 hour, 18 minutes ago

    PARIS (Reuters) - Russian President Dmitry Medvedev told French President Nicolas Sarkozy on Sunday that Russian forces would begin their withdrawal from Georgia around midday on Monday, Sarkozy's office said in a statement.

  • US Democratic presidential candidate Senator Barack Obama (D-IL) is seen during a break at the Civil Forum on the Presidency at Saddleback Church in Lake Forest, California, August 16, 2008. (Mario Anzuoni/Reuters)
    Obama, McCain vie to win religious votes Reuters - Sat Aug 16, 10:47 PM ET

    LAKE FOREST, California (Reuters) - Barack Obama cited his youthful experimentation with drugs and John McCain noted his failed first marriage as their greatest moral failings on Saturday at a forum on faith that both U.S. presidential candidates used to appeal to religious voters.

  • Pakistan's President Pervez Musharraf delivers a speech in Brussels, January 21, 2008. (Yves Herman/Reuters)
    Speculation swirls of Musharraf resignation deal Reuters - 1 hour, 53 minutes ago

    ISLAMABAD (Reuters) - Speculation swirled in Pakistan on Sunday that a deal would be reached shortly enabling President Pervez Musharraf to resign without fear of prosecution, avoiding a divisive impeachment process.

  • A boy studies outside a refugee camp in Kabul August 15, 2008. (Adnan Abidi/Reuters)
    Afghans shift independence celebration to secret venue Reuters - Sun Aug 17, 4:43 AM ET

    KABUL (Reuters) - Afghanistan has changed the venue for its independence celebration on Monday to an undisclosed location, an official said, after President Hamid Karzai survived an attempt on his life by Taliban in a military parade in April.

  • A woman stands next to her relative, who was wounded in a shooting attack by the security guards of Blackwater firm on Sunday, in a hospital in Baghdad September 20, 2007. (Ceerwan Aziz/Reuters)
    Prosecutors focus on Blackwater case: report Reuters - Sat Aug 16, 10:54 PM ET

    WASHINGTON (Reuters) - U.S. prosecutors have sent letters to six Blackwater Worldwide security guards, possibly as a prelude to indictments for a shooting incident that killed 17 Iraqi civilians in September, The Washington Post reported in its Sunday editions.

  • A satellite image showing weather patterns over the Caribbean, taken on August 15, 2008. (NOAA/Handout/Reuters)
    Storm buffets Cuba, hurricane warnings for Florida Reuters - 2 hours, 4 minutes ago

    HAVANA (Reuters) - Gusty winds and driving rain buffeted eastern Cuba early on Sunday as Tropical Storm Fay neared the island while U.S. authorities issued a hurricane watch for parts of the Florida coast.

  • A wounded soldier is carried by his comrades to be airlifted to the nearest hospital in Marawi City, southern Philippines, August 17, 2008. (Stringer/Reuters)
    Muslim rebels kill 7 soldiers in Philippine south Reuters - Sun Aug 17, 3:12 AM ET

    MANILA (Reuters) - Muslim separatists killed at least seven Philippine soldiers and wounded a dozen more in an ambush on Sunday on the troubled southern island of Mindanao, the military said.

  • Russian soldiers travel past destroyed buildings in the South Ossetian capital of Tskhinvali. The Kremlin has promised to start withdrawing combat troops from Georgia on August 18 as Western pressure mounted on Russia to quit the ex-Soviet republic.(AFP/Dmitry Kostyukov)
    Russia pledges to start Georgia withdrawal on Monday AFP - 7 minutes ago

    GORI, Georgia (AFP) - The Kremlin on Sunday promised to start withdrawing combat troops from Georgia on Monday as Western pressure mounted on Russia to quit the ex-Soviet republic.

  • US swimmer Michael Phelps competes during the men's 4 x 100m medley relay swimming final at the National Aquatics Center during the 2008 Beijing Olympic Games. Phelps cemented his place in Olympics history, capping a sensational week by becoming the first athlete ever to win eight gold medals in one Games.(AFP/Pedro Ugarte)
    Phelps eight confirms legendary Olympic status AFP - 1 hour, 37 minutes ago

    BEIJING (AFP) - Michael Phelps cemented his place in Olympics history Sunday, capping a sensational week by becoming the first athlete ever to win eight gold medals in one Games.

  • Zimbabwean president Robert Mugabe attends the Southern African Development Community (SADC) summit in Johannesburg. Southern African leaders were gathering for the final day of a summit overshadowed by Zimbabwe's crisis, amid a push for a deal between the country's rivals before the meeting wraps up.(AFP/Paballo Thekiso)
    Zimbabwe deal targeted as summit enters final day AFP - Sun Aug 17, 4:41 AM ET

    JOHANNESBURG (AFP) - Southern African leaders were gathering Sunday for the final day of a summit overshadowed by Zimbabwe's crisis, amid a push for a deal between the country's rivals before the meeting wraps up.

  • Republican presidential candidate John McCain (left) shakes hands with his Democratic rival Barack Obama at the start of a religious forum in Lake Forest, California. Obama and McCain will this week plunge into a decisive phase of their White House battle, with the close race giving both a tantalizing hope of victory.(AFP/Getty Images/Justin Sullivan)
    McCain, Obama gird for election battle AFP - 47 minutes ago

    WASHINGTON (AFP) - Democrat Barack Obama and Republican John McCain this week plunge into the decisive phase of their sour White House battle, with the close race giving both a tantalizing hope of victory.

  • Iraqi soldiers celebrate with Shiite Muslims returning from a pilgrimage to the Shrine of Imam Abbas in Karbala. More than three million Shiites marked the annual pilgrimage to Karbala amid tight security and attacks on the way to the holy city that killed dozens of people.(AFP/Ahmad al-Rubaye)
    Millions of Shiites mark Iraq pilgrimage AFP - 37 minutes ago

    KARBALA, Iraq (AFP) - More than three million Shiites marked the annual pilgrimage to Karbala amid tight security and attacks on the way to the holy city that killed dozens of people, officials said on Sunday.

  • Britain is likely to face a growing problem of "home alone" old men as the number of male over-60s living alone in Britain hits one million for the first time, according to research by the Help the Aged charity.(AFP/File/Mustafa Ozer)
    Home alone: old men left lonely in Britain's ageing society AFP - Sun Aug 17, 2:33 AM ET

    LONDON (AFP) - Britain is likely to face a growing problem of "home alone" old men as the number of male over-60s living alone in Britain hits one million for the first time, according to research by the Help the Aged charity.

  • The logo of UBS is seen at the bank headquarters in Zurich. UBS chairman Peter Kurer said that Switzerland's biggest bank which has lost billions in the United States subprime crisis, would return to profitability next year.(AFP/File/Fabrice Coffrini)
    UBS to return to profitability in 2009: chairman AFP - 2 hours, 31 minutes ago

    ZURICH (AFP) - Switzerland's biggest bank UBS, which has lost billions in the United States subprime crisis, would return to profitability next year, its chairman Peter Kurer said in remarks published Sunday.

Most Popular Top Stories

  • Guns are seen inside a display case at the Cabela's store in Fort Worth, Texas, June 26, 2008. (Jessica Rinaldi/Reuters)
    Texas school district to let teachers carry guns Reuters - Fri Aug 15, 3:32 PM ET

    HOUSTON (Reuters) - A Texas school district will let teachers bring guns to class this fall, the district's superintendent said on Friday, in what experts said appeared to be a first in the United States.

  • A view of the area that surrounds "hito uno" (landmark one), which divides the Chilean and Peruvian territories in January 2008. Oceanic "dead zones" where marine life cannot survive have been steadily increasing over the past five decades and now encompass 400 coastal areas of the world, a US-Swedish study said Friday.(AFP/File/Max Fernandez)
    Ocean 'dead zones' expanding worldwide: study AFP - Fri Aug 15, 8:21 PM ET

    WASHINGTON (AFP) - Oceanic "dead zones" where marine life cannot survive have been steadily increasing over the past five decades and now encompass 400 coastal areas of the world, a US-Swedish study.

  • A screenshot of an eBay listing advertising the sale of a pair of underwear and a condom wrapper, taken on August 13, 2008. An Australian woman has taken revenge on her cheating husband by putting a photograph of his lover's underpants up for sale on the auction site eBay. (www.ebay.com/Reuters)
    Buy evidence of my husband's adultery on eBay Reuters - Wed Aug 13, 9:33 AM ET

    CANBERRA (Reuters) - An Australian woman has taken revenge on her cheating husband by putting a photograph of his lover's underpants up for sale on the auction site eBay.

Sports News

Yahoo! Reuters Headlines-Sports:

Phelps wins 8th gold medal; breaks tie with Spitz

AP - 51 minutes ago

BEIJING - Michael Phelps locked arms with his three teammates, as though they were in a football huddle calling a play, then hugged each one of them. It took a team to make him the grandest of Olympic champions. And one last big push from Phelps himself.

Business News

Yahoo! Reuters Headlines-Business:

Qwest, union keep talking as contract expires

AP - Sun Aug 17, 5:31 AM ET

DENVER - Qwest Communications International Inc. and members of its largest union kept negotiating Sunday as a labor contract expired.

Miscellaneous Daily Stuff

Lateshow Top Ten List

Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - August 17, 2008
Now I know what a statesman is; he's a dead politician. We need more statesmen.
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A cult is a religion with no political power.
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Tom Wolfe (1931 - )
Inspiration is wonderful when it happens, but the writer must develop an approach for the rest of the time... The wait is simply too long.
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Leonard Bernstein (1918 - 1990)
Mankind have a great aversion to intellectual labor; but even supposing knowledge to be easily attainable, more people would be content to be ignorant than would take even a little trouble to acquire it.
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Samuel Johnson (1709 - 1784), quoted in Boswell's Life of Johnson

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