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Town hall season was supposed to be the anti-immigration fringe's time to shine. What happened?
SEOUL, South Korea (AP) — North Korea's announcement that it is mass producing a home-grown smartphone has been met with skepticism in the tech industry in South Korea and abroad.
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Two separate grizzly bear attacks Thursday left four people with non-life threatening injuries. The attacks took place just west of Island Park Reservoir in Idaho and Cygnet Lakes Trail, southwest of Canyon Village trail in Yellowstone National Park in Wyoming. In Idaho, two private contractors...
MOSCOW (AP) — A day after condemning homosexuality, Russian pole vault great Yelena Isinbayeva appeared to back off from her critical words Friday by saying her comments in English may have been "misunderstood."
At 123 years old, a Bolivian man credits water from the mountains to his longevity.
GENEVA (Reuters) - Thousands of Syrian refugees poured into the Kurdistan region of northern Iraq on Thursday, taking advantage of a new bridge along the largely closed border, the United Nations said on Friday. Between 5,000 and 7,000 refugees followed a first group of some 750 people who crossed…
By Sanjeev Miglani NEW DELHI (Reuters) - - India's navy said on Friday divers had found the bodies of three sailors who were on board a submarine badly damaged by a fire and explosions and that it was unlikely any of 15 other missing crew members would be found alive. Eighteen sailors were missing…
An 8-Month-Old Baby Boy Was Left in a Stroller in a Firehouse Garage
By Scott Malone BOSTON (Reuters) - Delegates to a summer meeting of the Republican National Committee are scheduled to vote Friday on a possible boycott of 2016 presidential debates sponsored by CNN and NBC if the networks go ahead with plans for special programs on Democrat Hillary Clinton.…
By Veronica Hackethal, MD NEW YORK (Reuters Health) - Many young women use the "pull-out method" for birth control, and they tend to have more unintended pregnancies than other women, a new study suggests. Researchers compiling surveys from more than 2,000 women ages 15 to 24 found 31 percent had…
Aug 16 (Reuters) - The following bids, mergers, acquisitions and disposals were reported by 1000 GMT on Friday: ** A U.S. bankruptcy judge on Thursday held off approval of a restructuring plan for American ...
WILLIAMSON, W.Va. (AP) — Even in southern West Virginia, where corruption is as much as a part of life as coal, people are shocked by allegations that a judge commandeered the legal system in a years-long attempt to frame a romantic rival for crimes he didn't commit.
Local auto dealers are cutting their prices for the month of August. If you're looking for a new car this month, buy now and save as much as ...
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A 7-foot long boa constrictor that was sunning in its owner’s backyard has slithered away and cops are on alert for it. “Apparently, during the warmer weather, the owner lets the snake get some sun. … That’s how the snake escaped,” Police Chief Brian Craig...
Going for No. 2, Usain Bolt breezes into semifinals of the 200 at world championships
TULSA, Okla. (AP) — The name Brady that adorns a popular downtown street in Tulsa will remain the same but instead of honoring the city's founder and businessman who was in the Ku Klux Klan it will now celebrate a Civil War photographer who had the same name.
Sheriff's deputies busted an illegal pot grow in Fresno County Thursday afternoon.
BIRMINGHAM, Ala. (AP) — Federal investigators found no initial evidence that a UPS cargo jet suffered engine failure or was burning before it clipped trees at the end of a runway and slammed into a hillside, killing the two crew members onboard, officials said Thursday.