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This edition was generated on Sat Aug 16 08:45:01 EDT 2008

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General News Update
Sports News Update
Business News Update
Miscellaneous Daily Information
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General News Update

Yahoo! Reuters Headlines-General News:

Russia signs Georgia truce, uncertainty remains
AP - 1 hour, 21 minutes ago

IGOETI, Georgia - Russian President Dmitry Medvedev signed a truce with Georgia on Saturday, a definitive step toward ending the fighting there despite the uncertainty on the ground reflected by Russian soldiers digging in just 30 miles from the Georgian capital.

  • Brian Camenker of the watchdog activist group Mass Resistance poses in this June 28, 2006 file photo in Waltham, Mass. Opponents of same-sex marriages are seeking a ballot question that would prevent gay and lesbian couples from getting married in Massachusetts if their union wouldn't be legal in their home state. (AP Photo/William B. Plowman, file)
    Gay marriage opponents seek to reverse new law AP - 1 hour, 26 minutes ago

    BOSTON - The gay marriage fight in Massachusetts might not be over after all.

  • An Iraqi woman walks past the scene after a car bomb struck Shiite pilgrims boarding minibuses in the mainly Shiite district of Shaab in Baghdad, Iraq, Saturday, Aug. 16, 2008, killing six and wounding 11 according to police and medical officials. The latest in a series of bombings targeting Shiites heading to Karbala for a major religious festival that culminates this weekend, the explosives laden car blew up near minibuses assembled to pick up the pilgrims. (AP Photo/Karim Kadim)
    Bomb strikes pilgrims in Iraq for 3rd straight day AP - 1 hour, 25 minutes ago

    BAGHDAD - A car bomb exploded Saturday as Shiite pilgrims were boarding minibuses in Baghdad, killing at least six people, officials said. It was the third consecutive day that extremists targeted travelers en route to the holy city of Karbala.

  • In this May 22, 2008 photo, singer Madonna arrives for the 2008 amfAR Cinema Against AIDS benefit in Mougins, southern France. (AP Photo/Matt Sayles, file)
    Madonna: An unlikely inspiration for 50-plus set AP - 1 hour, 23 minutes ago

    NEW YORK - Sure, Madonna may have scandalized the Vatican and shocked nearly every parent in America at some point during her long and provocative career full of shrewd image transformations.

  • University opening new integrative medicine center AP - 1 hour, 25 minutes ago

    ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. - Many academic health centers offer programs that include traditional Chinese treatments or Ayurvedic medicine from India. The University of New Mexico goes beyond that, says management of its new Center for Life.

  • Tyson Gay of United States reacts after a men's 100-meter semi-final during the athletics competitions in the National Stadium  at the Beijing 2008 Olympics in Beijing, Saturday, Aug. 16, 2008. (AP Photo/David J. Phillip)
    Gay fails to advance to 100 Olympic final AP - 1 minute ago

    BEIJING - For Usain Bolt and Asafa Powell, it will still be a dream matchup. For Tyson Gay, a bitter disappointment.

  • US swimmer Michael Phelps (centre), silver medalist Milorad Cavic of Serbia (left) and bronze medalist Andrew Lauterstein of Australia stand on the podium for the men's 100m butterfly swimming final during the medal ceremony at the National Aquatics Center during the 2008 Beijing Olympic Games, on August 16. Phelps won in an Olympic record time of 50.58 seconds.(AFP/Timothy Clary)
    Phelps on seventh heaven Reuters - 43 minutes ago

    BEIJING (Reuters) - Michael Phelps equaled fellow American swimmer Mark Spitz's 1972 record of seven golds in one Olympics on Saturday after coming from behind for a fingertip victory.

  • Russian servicemen sit on a tank in Gori near South Ossetia, August 15, 2008.U.S. Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice on Friday called for the immediate withdrawal of Russian forces. (Gleb Garanich/Reuters)
    Georgia accuses Russia of downing key bridge Reuters - 6 minutes ago

    KASPI, Georgia (Reuters) - Georgia accused Russian troops of blowing up a key railway bridge on Saturday after the United States had called on Moscow to pull its forces out of the country immediately.

  • Students hold photographs of victims of the 1976 bombing of a Cuban airliner during the resolution of a symbolic trial of anti-Castro Cuban exile Luis Posada Carriles outside the U.S. diplomatic mission in Havana May 15, 2007. (Claudia Daut/Reuters)
    U.S. court says Cuban exile should stand trial Reuters - Fri Aug 15, 8:29 PM ET

    HOUSTON (Reuters) - A U.S. appeals court has ruled that an anti-Castro Cuban exile and former CIA operative accused in Cuba of a 1976 plane bombing that killed 73 people should stand trial for an immigration violation, court records showed on Friday.

  • Guns are seen inside a display case at the Cabela's store in Fort Worth, Texas, June 26, 2008. (Jessica Rinaldi/Reuters)
    Texas school district will allow teachers to carry guns Reuters - Fri Aug 15, 3:32 PM ET

    HOUSTON (Reuters) - A Texas school district will let teachers bring guns to class this fall, the district's superintendent said on Friday, in what experts said appeared to be a first in the United States.

  • Tom Biscardi, CEO and founder of BIGFOOT Inc., holds up a picture he claims is the mouth of Bigfoot in Palo Alto, California, August 15, 2008. Bigfoot, also known as Sasquatch, is a mythical ape-like creature said to live in forests of the Pacific northwest region of the United States. (Kimberly White/Reuters)
    "Bigfoot" fails DNA test Reuters - Fri Aug 15, 6:48 PM ET

    PALO ALTO, California (Reuters) - Bigfoot remains as elusive as ever.

  • U.S. chief negotiator John Rood (L) shakes hands with Polish Foreign Minister Radoslaw Sikorski after their missile shield preliminary deal was signed at the Ministry of Foreign Affairs in Warsaw August 14, 2008. (Kacper Pempel/Reuters)
    Russia could strike Poland over U.S. shield: report Reuters - Fri Aug 15, 9:34 PM ET

    MOSCOW (Reuters) - A top Russian general on Friday said Poland's deal with the United States to set up parts of a missile defense shield on Polish territory lays it open to a possible military strike, a Russian news agency reported.

  • A U.S. soldier keeps watch afterTaliban militants set fire to a convoy of supply trucks in Ghazni, Afghanistan, June 24, 2008. (Shir Ahmad/Reuters)
    More than 60 insurgents killed in Afghanistan Reuters - 2 hours, 52 minutes ago

    KABUL (Reuters) - Afghan and U.S.-led coalition forces have killed more than 60 militants during several days of fighting in the south of the country this week, the U.S. military and the Afghan Interior Ministry said on Saturday.

  • Pakistan's President Pervez Musharraf delivers a speech in Brussels, January 21, 2008. (Yves Herman/Reuters)
    Charges drawn up against Pakistan's Musharraf Reuters - 2 hours, 8 minutes ago

    ISLAMABAD (Reuters) - Pakistan's ruling coalition has prepared impeachment charges against President Pervez Musharraf focusing on violation of the constitution and misconduct, a coalition official said on Saturday.

  • A convoy of Russian army APC escorted by Georgian police move on the road from the flashpoint city of Gori to Tbilisi near the village of Savsvebi. Georgia signed a ceasefire agreement seeking to end its conflict with Russia, as the United States lashed out at Moscow for "bullying" and failing to withdraw its troops from the country.(AFP/Dimitar Dilkoff)
    Russia tightens grip on Georgia despite ceasefire deal AFP - 1 hour, 48 minutes ago

    TBILISI (AFP) - Russian troops dug in close to the Georgian capital Saturday, showing no sign of preparing to withdraw, as pressure mounted on Moscow to adhere to an French-brokered ceasefire.

  • Zimbabwean president Robert Mugabe attends the Southern African Development Community (SADC) summit in Johannesburg. South African President Thabo Mbeki said a deal to end Zimbabwe's crisis could be reached this weekend during a regional summit with the country's political rivals in attendance.(AFP/Paballo Thekiso)
    Mbeki says Zimbabwe deal possible before summit ends AFP - 25 minutes ago

    JOHANNESBURG (AFP) - South African President Thabo Mbeki said Saturday a deal to end Zimbabwe's crisis could be reached this weekend during a regional summit with the country's political rivals in attendance.

  • US swimmer Michael Phelps competes in the men's 100m butterfly swimming final at the National Aquatics Center during the 2008 Beijing Olympic Games in Beijing. Phelps stunned even himself with a desperate last lunge to grasp a record-equalling seventh Olympic gold medal in Beijing, ahead of the showpiece, the athletics' men's 100 metres final.(AFP/Pedro Ugarte)
    Phelps wins seventh Beijing gold medal AFP - 1 hour, 15 minutes ago

    BEIJING (AFP) - Michael Phelps stunned even himself with a desperate last lunge to grasp a record-equalling seventh Olympic gold medal in Beijing, ahead of Saturday's showpiece, the athletics' men's 100 metres final.

  • Mohamad Saiful Bukhari Azlan -- a former aide to Malaysian opposition leader Anwar Ibrahim -- holds the Quran as he prepares to take an oath at a mosque in Kuala Lumpur. Saiful Bukhari Azlan -- the young man who has accused Anwar of sodomy -- has challenged Anwar to make a similar oath.(AFP/Str)
    Huge turnout as Malaysia's Anwar launches election bid AFP - Sat Aug 16, 3:28 AM ET

    PENANG, Malaysia (AFP) - A huge crowd cheered Malaysian opposition leader Anwar Ibrahim Saturday as he registered for a by-election to return him to parliament, the next step in his plan to become prime minister.

  • One of the Olympic mascots in front of the National Stadium in Beijing A thriving black market in tickets was operating Saturday outside the main Olympic venues with money openly changing hands despite China's claim of a crackdown on scalpers(AFP/Greg Wood)
    Olympic ticket black market thriving despite 'crackdown' AFP - Sat Aug 16, 3:34 AM ET

    BEIJING(AFP) - A thriving black market in tickets was operating Saturday outside the main Olympic venues with money openly changing hands despite China's claim of a crackdown on scalpers.

  • Aeroplanes sit on the tarmac at Heathrow Airport in London, 2006. The chairman of BAA said he expected Britain's biggest airport operator to be ordered to break up the company, in an interview, which would mean selling off some of its key airports.(AFP/Pool/File/AFP)
    BAA may be ordered to sell off some airports: chairman AFP - 1 hour, 30 minutes ago

    LONDON (AFP) - The chairman of BAA said he expected Britain's biggest airport operator to be ordered to break up the company, in an interview Saturday, which would mean selling off some of its key airports.

  • People walk into a branch of Germany's national employment agency "Agentur fuer Arbeit" in Berlin, January 2008. According to experts unemployment in Germany will not break through the five million barrier even during an economic downturn.(AFP/File/John Macdougall)
    German jobless will not break 5 million barrier: experts AFP - Sat Aug 16, 5:18 AM ET

    BERLIN (AFP) - Unemployment in Germany will not break through the five million barrier even during an economic downturn, according to experts quoted in German newspapers Saturday.

Most Popular Top Stories

  • Texas school district to let teachers carry guns Reuters - Fri Aug 15, 3:32 PM ET

    HOUSTON (Reuters) - A Texas school district will let teachers bring guns to class this fall, the district's superintendent said on Friday, in what experts said appeared to be a first in the United States.

  • Police officers holding truncheons patrol the streets in Tokyo's Akihabara district June 11, 2008. (Yuriko Nakao/Reuters)
    Winnie-the-Pooh held for Tokyo robbery Reuters - Tue Aug 12, 4:52 AM ET

    TOKYO (Reuters) - Japanese police have arrested a 20-year-old man who attacked and robbed two people after they stared at his Winnie-the-Pooh costume, officials said on Tuesday.

  • Chela, a 3-1/2 year-old German Shorthaired Pointer, prepares to fight with boxing gloves before a demonstration in Lima August 13, 2008. (Pilar Olivares/Reuters)
    Peru's boxing dog packs a mean punch Reuters - Thu Aug 14, 7:21 AM ET

    LIMA (Reuters Life!) - She can't float like a butterfly, or sting like a bee, but Chela the boxing dog certainly packs a punch -- and a bite too.

Sports News

Yahoo! Reuters Headlines-Sports:

Phelps swims into history, winning 7th gold medal

AP - 1 hour, 29 minutes ago

BEIJING - His Olympics looking lost, Michael Phelps decided to flap those gangly arms one more time. Milorad Cavic, inches from spoiling it all, glided along just under the surface, convinced he had won gold. But it didn't matter who was fastest. Just first.

Business News

Yahoo! Reuters Headlines-Business:

Breaking up big banks questioned as losses mount

AP - Sat Aug 16, 1:11 AM ET

NEW YORK - America's biggest banks have suffered unprecedented losses from the ongoing credit crisis, and that's made some investors question whether the big financial conglomerates should be broken up in order to survive.

Miscellaneous Daily Stuff

Lateshow Top Ten List

Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - August 16, 2008
Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?
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George Carlin (1937 - 2008)
If there's anything unsettling to the stomach, it's watching actors on television talk about their personal lives.
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Marlon Brando (1924 - 2004)
Procrastination isn't the problem, it's the solution. So procrastinate now, don't put it off.
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Ellen DeGeneres
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
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Rodney Dangerfield (1921 - 2004)

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