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A California defense attorney and three state highway patrol officers were arrested on Friday in connection with the 2012 killing of a man thought to be stealing scrap metal and other items from private property, police said. A total of nine people were arrested near the city of Modesto, about 92…
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US hostage Kayla Mueller was raped repeatedly by Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, the self-proclaimed caliph of the Islamic State jihadist group, before her death, US television reported. Top IS leader Baghdadi personally brought the 26-year-old aid worker to be imprisoned inside the home of the group's top…
DEAR ABBY: Recently, my husband was asked to be the best man at his friend's wedding. The happy couple did not have the financial means to hire a photographer, so I was asked to take pictures of the ceremony and reception. I'm not a professional photographer, and the bride knows that. I gladly…
CORUNNA, Mich. (AP) — A Michigan woman kept her disabled adult sister locked in a closet for six or seven years with little food, water or clothing and only a bucket for urination, authorities said Friday.
A St Louis County police officer is being investigated after apparently bragging on Facebook about how he spent his "bonus" for working during recent protests in Ferguson, Missouri, the Guardian reported. The officer, Todd J Bakula, apparently generated extra income while policing protests marking…
Johnny Depp's career and future are now in question because of certain rumors that have been circulating around Hollywood. What was revealed?
MONTREAL (AP) — Michael Sam is stepping away from pro football.
It goes by many names -- K2, Spice, Bizarro, Scooby Snax, Kryp2nite and Stoopid, to name but a few -- and it's setting off alarm bells across the United States. Synthetic marijuana is being cited by police and public health officials for a dramatic surge in potentially lethal overdoses and…
James Young was hit by roller coaster when he went into a restricted area to retrieve his cellphone.
A spear-fishing diver in New Zealand shares the same space of water with a pod of orcas. Thankfully, he remembered to bring his camera.
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A man shot and killed his former girlfriend and then himself on Friday in the downtown Chicago loans store where she worked, police said. "It does not look like a robbery at this point, it looks like a domestic murder-suicide," Police Superintendent Garry McCarthy told reporters at the scene of the…
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Kayla Mueller, the U.S. aid worker who died earlier this year while being held hostage by Islamic State militants, was raped repeatedly by the group's leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi while in captivity in Syria, U.S. officials said on Friday. The officials confirmed a report by…
A battle between Islamic State group jihadists and local gunmen in Sirte has left between 150 and 200 dead, a Libyan diplomat said Friday, warning of a massacre in the coastal city. "A real massacre is taking place, and we call on the international community to intervene," Libyan ambassador to…
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LOS ANGELES (AP) — A judge on Friday ordered two women to stay away from Salma Hayek and her family after the actress accused them of impersonating her and threatening to kidnap her daughter.
US universities ruled the top 10 spots in a global ranking conducted by a Chinese research centre with Harvard taking the crown for the 13th year. The top 10 universities were virtually unchanged from last year with Stanford and MIT again coming in second and third, according to the Academic…
Pilots on a U.S.-bound British Airways flight carrying 221 passengers were forced to don oxygen masks and make an emergency landing at London's Heathrow Airport after they realized airflow to the cockpit was restricted, an official report has revealed. On March 6, the captain and his two co-pilots…
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GARFIELD TOWNSHIP, Mich. (AP) — A couple and their two young children were found dead in their home on a quiet street in northern Michigan after an apparent "homicide-suicide," authorities said Friday.
Tucker Hipps, a 19-year-old student, fell from a highway bridge last year during a pre-dawn run with Sigma Phi Epsilon, the fraternity he was pledging. The family filed two civil lawsuits against the university, the fraterntiy and three members in March seeking $25 million each and alleging that…
Two minors were killed in Yosemite National Park early on Friday when an oak tree limb fell on the tent where they were sleeping, a park spokesman said. Park rangers responded to the scene of the accident, at Upper Pines Campground in Yosemite Valley, but both minors were deceased, park spokesman…