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Former Florida Rep. Allen West declared President Obama an Islamist who is intentionally working against the security of the United States.
A San Jose woman was shot and killed by police on Thursday after it appeared she was advancing at officers with a weapon.
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ALBANY, N.Y. (AP) — The search for two missing Amish sisters who apparently were abducted from their family's roadside farm stand in northern New York ended with their safe return about 24 hours later when they were given a lift home. What happened in between remained a mystery.
On a Smartphone, a Hand Holds Up a Black Flag on Pennsylvania Ave.
FRISCO, Texas (AP) — A 16-year-old boy accused of killing his parents in their suburban Dallas home told his sister, "I did it," a court officer testified.
A driver who struck and killed a pedestrian in Fayetteville Monday night did not try and help the victim.
Democrats have taken notice of Sen. Rand Paul (Ky.). Operatives from the Democratic National Committee have spent the last two weeks relentlessly attacking the first-term senator as he's traveled in and out of Iowa, hammering him over everything from scampering away from an undocumented immigrant…
With the gay rights movement in full swing, more people are becoming open about their sexuality. These celebrities certainly weren't afraid!
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Apple Stores are perhaps the most respected retail establishments in the world, racking up more revenue per square foot than any other large retail chain on the planet. Of course, not all retail store employees live up to expectations, and one Portland, Oregon Apple retail location now finds itself…
By Camillus Eboh ABUJA (Reuters) - Nigeria has confirmed 10 cases of Ebola, the latest being a doctor who treated the Liberian man who brought the disease to Lagos, and four have died, the health minister said on Thursday. Earlier, Health Minister Onyebuchi Chukwu said there had been 11 cases, but…
By Laila Kearney NEW YORK (Reuters) - The mother of a 6-year-old boy fatally stabbed in the elevator of a New York City public housing complex has filed a $281 million claim against the city, her lawyer said on Thursday. Prince Joshua Avitto was attacked along with a 7-year-old friend at the…
A chorus of chirps filled the room as one of the Philippines' top crocodile breeders checked on his wards in an overcrowded 'Noah's Ark' for one of the world's most endangered animals. The chick-like cries came from metal tanks holding the baby Philippine crocodiles, artificially hatched by…
PHILADELPHIA (AP) — Minutes after learning a mother had also died from a Philadelphia carjacking crash that killed three of her children, a teen suspect blurted out a lament during a brief court hearing Wednesday.
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