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This edition was generated on Tue Aug 14 08:45:01 EDT 2007
HONOLULU - Public schools closed and Hawaiians were warned to stock up on food and water as Hurricane Flossie roared toward the state early Tuesday. As if the storm wasn't enough, an 5.3 magnitude earthquake jolted the Big Island of Hawaii overnight.
DETROIT - U.S. car buyers appear to be more satisfied with their purchases than ever, despite some quality stumbles by Asian brands, according to a survey released Tuesday.
NEW YORK - Less than two weeks after Mattel Inc. recalled 1.5 million Chinese-made toys because of lead paint, the toy industry is bracing for another blow that could give parents more reason to rethink their purchases just before the critical holiday shopping season.
LOS ANGELES - Brad Garrett is the latest celebrity to tangle with photographers. Garrett, who stars in the Fox sitcom "'Til Death," is shown slapping away a camera in a video posted online Monday.
ATHENS, Ala. - Voters have a chance on Tuesday to return this northern Alabama city to the days of Prohibition.
PITTSBURGH - For one night, all was forgiven between Barry Bonds and Pittsburgh. The lack of clutch hitting during three playoff series failures. The throw that didn't get Sid Bream. The shouting match with Jim Leyland.
BAGHDAD (Reuters) - U.S. forces launched a big offensive in Iraq with an overnight airborne assault targeting al Qaeda guerrillas on Tuesday, part of a major new countrywide push.
HONOLULU (Reuters) - The island of Hawaii declared a state of emergency, closing schools and setting up shelters, as Hurricane Flossie approached the Pacific state's southeastern waters.
NEW YORK (Reuters) - Mattel Inc. , the largest U.S. toy company, launched a national advertising campaign on Tuesday, assuring consumers it is on top of product safety amid reports of an impending second big recall of its Chinese-made toys.
NEW DELHI (Reuters) - The powerful head of India's ruling Congress party stood firm behind a controversial nuclear deal with the United States on Tuesday as fresh efforts were launched to convince communist allies who have rejected it.
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - A U.S. Coast Guard cutter is headed to the Arctic this week on a mapping mission to determine whether part of this area can be considered U.S. territory, after recent polar forays by Russia and Canada.
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - The resignation of Karl Rove, architect of President George W. Bush's election triumphs and a crucial behind-the-scenes policy guru, is the latest sign of the White House's diminished agenda and shattered dreams of a Republican super-majority, analysts said.
HOUSTON (Reuters) - Spacewalking astronauts wrestled a 600-pound (272-kg) gyroscope into place on the International Space Station on Monday, while NASA managers assessed a small but deep pit in shuttle Endeavour's heat shield.
BEIJING (Reuters) - A bridge on the verge of completion in south China has collapsed, killing 28 people and injuring 22 in a possible indication of safety standards ridden rough-shod in the face of breakneck economic development.
ISLAMABAD (AFP) - Pakistan celebrated the 60th anniversary of independence on Tuesday with prayers and a national minute of silence, low-key festivities for a country in the grip of political and religious turmoil.
SEOUL (AFP) - South Korea said Tuesday it was ready to send aid to North Korea after its impoverished neighbour reported hundreds dead or missing in floods and tens of thousands of homes destroyed.
ANKARA (AFP) - Turkish Foreign Minister Abdullah Gul, a former Islamist, announced Tuesday he will stand again for the presidency, risking a fresh government showdown with army-backed secularist forces.
MOSCOW (AFP) - Russian authorities said on Tuesday that a bomb blast was the likely reason for a train derailment on the railway line between Moscow and the former imperial capital Saint Petersburg in which 60 people were injured.
BEIJING (AFP) - A bridge under construction collapsed in China, leaving at least 22 dead and 44 missing, officials said Tuesday, amid warnings over the nation's old and poorly built infrastructure.
LONDON (AFP) - World stock markets experienced mixed fortunes on Tuesday as concerns lingered about a global credit squeeze sparked by the crisis in the US home loan sector.
VIENNA (AFP) - OPEC has slightly increased its estimate for world oil demand growth in 2007 despite current economic turmoil, the powerful cartel said in a report Tuesday.
TOKYO (AFP) - The world's oldest person, a Japanese woman who counted eating well and getting plenty of sleep as the secret of her longevity, died Monday at age 114, a news report said.
BANGKOK (Reuters) - Question 8 on Professor Boonsong Chaisingkananont's examination may seem a harmless academic exercise.
TOKYO (AFP) - "My husband isn't home tonight. Would you like to..." reads the suggestive e-mail on the computer screen.
HONOLULU (Reuters) - The island of Hawaii declared a state of emergency, closing schools and setting up shelters, as Hurricane Flossie approached the Pacific state's southeastern waters.
Miami - Jose Padilla had no history of mental illness when President Bush ordered him detained in 2002 as a suspected Al Qaeda operative. But he does now.
PITTSBURGH - For one night, all was forgiven between Barry Bonds and Pittsburgh. The lack of clutch hitting during three playoff series failures. The throw that didn't get Sid Bream. The shouting match with Jim Leyland.
DETROIT - U.S. car buyers appear to be more satisfied with their purchases than ever, despite some quality stumbles by Asian brands, according to a survey released Tuesday.
10. While traveling the country, I can shower with any team I choose
9. Can now advertise my garage sales as "Hall of Fame garage sales"
8. George Steinbrenner just offered me $20 million to play again
7. On Bobblehead Day, guess who gets two bobbleheads?
6. At any moment, there's a good chance Bob Costas is boring someone with stories about me
5. It's nice to be mentioned in the same breath as Arky Vaughan, Burleigh Grimes, and Gabby Hartnett
4. Free chalupa from Taco Bell if I mention them in my induction speech
3. Made all those years playing in southern California's lousy climate worth it
2. I can now admit I broke my streak in 1998 because I had tickets to "Les Mis"
1. Get to be on national television-- even if it is this show