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North Korea's vice premier was executed by firing squad this year after showing discontent with the policies of the country's leader Kim Jong Un, a South Korean media report said on Wednesday. Yonhap News Agency cited an unnamed source as saying that the 63-year-old Choe Yong Gon, a former delegate…
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HOUSTON (AP) — Six children who were fatally shot in their Houston home along with their mother and her husband were temporarily removed by Child Protective Services from the household in 2013 after allegations of domestic violence and a lack of supervision.
MIAMI (AP) — The beating death of a Pomeranian named Fox may have been eclipsed by the hand-written note left behind: "We beat it 2 death lol HAHAHA!"
All but one of the 17 Republicans vying for the party's presidential nomination have made the cut so far for the next candidates' debates hosted by CNN, the network said on Tuesday in a decision that could leave former Virginia Governor Jim Gilmore on the sidelines. CNN and the Ronald Reagan…
Before a 19-year-old girl from a small city in Mississippi was charged with attempting to travel to Syria to join ISIS, the young woman allegedly praised the Chattanooga shooting, which claimed the lives of five American servicemen. “What makes me feel bette[r] after just watching the news is that…
Warren Buffet's $40 investment made him $10 MILLION! What's the story, and is it legitimate? Actually, it's quite legitimate - with a few caveats.
The United States said on Tuesday it has intervened in a lawsuit against Palestinian authorities over attacks in Israel that killed and injured Americans, arguing that a high bond could compromise the Palestinians' financial stability. A US jury in February found the Palestinian Authority (PA) and…
JACOB LAKE, Ariz. (AP) — The body of a 5-year-old Arizona boy was found Monday after he went missing from a campsite north of the Grand Canyon last week, authorities said.
Google’s Alphabet announcement yesterday left a lot of people scratching their heads, at least at first. In the blink of an eye, Google completely restructured the entire company under a parent company called Alphabet, of all names. While Wall St. is seemingly supportive of the plan — the stock…
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The Charlotte-Mecklenburg police officer charged with voluntary manslaughter in the death of a black man in September 2013 broke from policy, a police captain testified on Tuesday. Capt. Mike Campagna said that the shooting of Jonathan Ferrell, an unarmed, former college football player was not…
China cut the yuan's value against the dollar for the second consecutive day Wednesday, roiling global financial markets and driving expectations the currency could be set for further falls. The daily reference rate that sets the value of the Chinese currency against the greenback was cut by 1.62…
DAYTON, Ohio (AP) — A man who claimed a 2-year-old choked on a Pop Tart has been charged with murder in the boy's death, less than a year after his release from prison on a child endangering charge, a prosecutor's spokesman said Tuesday.
It looked Photoshopped, but it was definitely real: A river in Colorado flowed orange. Last week, a cleanup crew from the Environmental Protection Agency working along the Animas River in southwestern Colorado accidentally broke through a dam, causing a nearby abandoned mine to spew 3 million…
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Efforts to combat childhood obesity often focus on taking things away: From removing soda machines from school to removing sugar, fat, and processed grains from cafeteria menus, it has been a battle of subtraction. According to a new study conducted by researchers at the University of Arkansas,…
American Walter Palmer -- was probably unaware he was shooting one of Zimbabwe's most beloved animals. "The hunter did not know Cecil was so popular, he just saw a lion and killed a lion," said Zuma, giggling as he spoke at a press briefing in Pretoria. Zimbabwe has requested that the United States…
We now know the amount of planning and thought that may have gone into the deadly mass murder of eight people over the weekend.
MANILA, Philippines (AP) — China respects freedom of navigation in the disputed South China Sea but will not allow any foreign government to invoke that right so its military ships and planes can intrude in Beijing's territory, the Chinese ambassador said.
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DEAR ABBY: A family member has recently lost more than 100 pounds running and doing yoga. She looks fantastic. Yoga is the focus of her life now, and she posts daily photos of herself on social media. In many of them she is scantily clad and in poses some might consider risque.Whenever she attends…
ARLINGTON, Texas (AP) — A police officer who killed an unarmed college football player during a suspected burglary at a Texas car dealership was fired Tuesday for making mistakes that the city's police chief said caused a deadly confrontation that put him and other officers in danger.