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CLERMONT, Fla. (AP) — A sinkhole cracked the foundation in a villa housing vacationers at a central Florida resort near Disney World on Sunday, causing the building to slowly sink and prompting the evacuation of the hotel, authorities said.
A museum in Kentucky has unearthed a rare find: an 8th grade exam given to students 100 years ago. “For us, this is just fascinating,” David Lee Strange, a volunteer at the Bullitt County History Museum, told ABC News. “It puts us in the mindset...
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Tears of joy were shed at O'Hare Airport Sunday afternoon as 23-year-old Lulu Martinez returned home after being held in an immigration detention center in Arizona.
TRIPLETT, N.C. (AP) — The way Eustace Conway sees it, there's the natural world, as exemplified by his Turtle Island Preserve in the Blue Ridge Mountains. And then there's the "plastic, imitation" world that most other humans inhabit.
By Manuel Mogato MANILA (Reuters) - The United States and the Philippines begin formal negotiations this week to increase rotational presence of U.S. forces in the former U.S. colony, deploying aircraft, ships, supplies and troops for humanitarian and maritime security operations. The widening…
PITTSFORD, N.Y. (AP) — Jason Dufner finally cracked a smile, raised both arms and gave a slight pump of the fist, saving all that emotion for a big occasion.
SAN JOSE, Calif. (AP) — Twice as fast as an airplane, cheaper than a bullet train and completely self-powered: that's the mysterious transportation system that inventor and entrepreneur Elon Musk is promising to reveal design plans for Monday.
PHOENIX (AP) — A northern Arizona family has survived being lost at sea for weeks after an ill-fated attempt to leave the U.S. over what they consider government interference in religion.
A 98-year-old Hungarian man has died awaiting trial on charges of torturing Jews in World War Two. Rough Cut (no reporter narration)
JEANETTE, Pa. (AP) — In his short life, the 2-year-old Pennsylvania boy who died days after he served as best man at his parents' wedding touched the hearts of many people.
WALTON HILLS, Ohio (AP) — An aggressive national tree-trimming campaign since the blackout of 2003 appears to have had the intended effect. But the applause over the power-industry equivalent of a buzz cut isn't rising from at least one part of the republic: tree lovers.
GLENDALE, Calif. (AP) — With cartoony posters plastering the walls and toy figures standing at attention on nearly every flat surface, a once ordinary conference room on Disney's Glendale campus has been transformed into the colorful war room for "Disney Infinity," the ambitious project from the…
(Reuters) - Vical Inc said it will stop developing its experimental cancer therapy Allovectin after a late-stage trial failed to show that the treatment was significantly better than chemotherapy. The company said it now planned to focus on its infectious disease vaccine programs. The trial tested…
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MAUMERE, Indonesia (AP) — A volcano spewed more hot ash and lava on a tiny Indonesian island Monday after causing six deaths over the weekend.
SEATTLE (AP) — An American man detained in North Korea for the past nine months has been hospitalized after losing more than 50 pounds, and the need to bring him home is becoming more urgent, his sister said Sunday.
AMES, Iowa — Texas Sen. Ted Cruz is the subject of endless 2016 presidential speculation, and if he does decide to run, he’s already learned one important lesson. “You all had the opportunity earlier this afternoon to get to know my father. And as you...
By Dan Williams and Yasmine Saleh JERUSALEM/CAIRO (Reuters) - Just as they were preparing to launch their rocket across the border into Israel on Friday, four Islamist guerrillas in Egypt were killed by a missile. Al Qaeda blamed Israel for the attack in the Egyptian Sinai near Gaza, where there…
So former Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton will hold a fundraiser for Virginia gubernatorial candidate and close family friend Terry McAuliffe, according to the McAuliffe campaign.