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WASHINGTON – Sen. Arlen Specter said Wednesday he thinks people who have been angrily disrupting town hall meetings on overhauling the health care system are "not necessarily representative of America," but should be heard. Full Story »
CHICAGO - Score another win for the humble aspirin. A study suggests colon cancer patients who took the dirt-cheap wonder drug reduced their risk of death from the disease by nearly 30 percent. Full Story »
VIENNA - Organizers of what's being billed as a global tribute to Michael Jackson in Vienna say the event will be held on Sept. 26. Full Story »
JOLIET, Ill. - Drowsy spectators in one suburban Chicago courtroom might want to stifle their yawns from now on. Clifton Williams, 33, of Richton Park, is facing six months in jail for making what court documents call a yawn-like sound in Will County Judge Daniel Rozak's court last month. The yawn happened as Williams' cousin, Jason Mayfield, was being sentenced for a drug charge on July 23. Full Story »
LOUISVILLE, Ky. - Louisville men's basketball coach Rick Pitino told police he had sex in a restaurant six years ago with a woman now accused of trying to extort millions of dollars from him. And when she told him two weeks later she was pregnant, he gave her $3,000 for an abortion. Full Story »
NEW DELHI (Reuters) - Ensuring justice in last November's Mumbai attack is a "high priority" for President Obama and the United States will keep pressing Pakistan for action against its planners, a top U.S. diplomat said on Wednesday. Full Story »
YANGON (Reuters) - China said on Wednesday the world should respect Myanmar's judicial sovereignty after the junta sent Aung San Suu Kyi back into detention, triggering Western outrage but only a measured response from its neighbors. Full Story »
TEHRAN (Reuters) - Iran's speaker of parliament on Wednesday rejected as "baseless" an opposition leader's accusation that moderates had been raped in jail following their detention in unrest linked to a disputed June presidential poll. Full Story »
KABUL (Reuters) - Two foreign journalists embedded with the U.S. military in Afghanistan were wounded by a roadside bomb, the Associated Press said on Wednesday. Full Story »
CISHAN, Taiwan (Reuters) - Hundreds of people were still missing on Wednesday in remote villages in southern Taiwan and disaster officials said they were uncertain how many might have been killed by mudslides triggered by Typhoon Morakot. Full Story »
BETHLEHEM, West Bank (Reuters) - The vote count for the parliament of the secular Fatah party of Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas was set to begin on Wednesday after long delays, an election official said. Full Story »
GENEVA (Reuters) - China stuck to its "hands-off" line for resolving international disputes on Wednesday, calling for diplomatic approaches and respect of sovereignty in hotspots from Myanmar to Iran and North Korea. Full Story »
SAN JOSE (Reuters) - Costa Rican President Oscar Arias is suffering from the H1N1 virus, making him the first head of state known to have contracted swine flu. Full Story »
YANGON (AFP) - Myanmar democracy icon Aung San Suu Kyi and her US co-defendant are to appeal against their convictions, lawyers said Wednesday as the ruling junta faced a global wave of anger over her extended detention. Full Story »
LOUISVILLE, Ky. – Louisville men's basketball coach Rick Pitino told police he had sex in a restaurant six years ago with a woman now accused of trying to extort millions of dollars from him. And when she told him two weeks later she was pregnant, he gave her $3,000 for an abortion. Full Story »
WASHINGTON – Signs are growing that an economic recovery may finally be taking shape, but with dangers still lurking about, Federal Reserve policymakers are all but certain to leave a key interest rate at record lows to make sure any nascent turnaround gains traction. Full Story »
WARREN, Mich. - General Motors said Tuesday its Chevrolet Volt electric car could get 230 mpg in city driving, making it the first American vehicle to achieve triple-digit fuel economy if that figure is confirmed by federal regulators. Full Story »
SEOUL, South Korea - Kia Motors Corp., South Korea's second-largest automaker, said Wednesday that second-quarter net profit quadrupled amid higher sales as the company benefited from weakness in the local currency. Full Story »
LONDON (AFP) - The number of people unemployed in Britain has hit a 14-year high, official data showed on Wednesday, as the Bank of England forecast only a slow recovery for the recession-hit British economy. Full Story »
NEW YORK (Reuters) - Lawyers for Taylor, Bean & Whitaker Mortgage Corp, the 12th-largest U.S. mortgage lender, said in court papers last week that a "bankruptcy filing is imminent" for the lender after it was forced to shut down mortgage lending operations. Full Story »
NEW YORK - Wal-Mart Stores Inc., the world's largest retailer, reports earnings for the second quarter on Thursday before the market opens. The following is a summary of key developments and analyst opinion related to the period. Full Story »
NEW YORK (Reuters) - Luxury home builder Toll Brothers Inc said on Wednesday it expects to report a 42 percent drop in third-quarter homebuilding revenue, but said net signed contracts increased in the quarter and said home buyers are less concerned about prices. Full Story »
LONDON (AFP) - World oil prices diverged Wednesday, ahead of the weekly crude inventories report and an interest rate call in the United States, as traders digested the IEA's latest energy demand outlook. Full Story »
OSLO (AFP) - Seven Norwegian towns, some clustered around the Arctic Circle, have sued US banking giant Citigroup for more than 200 million dollars of losses plus damages linked to the sub-prime mortgage crisis, their lawyer said Tuesday. Full Story »
It's one of the nation's largest real estate investment trusts, but these days Maguire Properties looks like just another heavily indebted homeowner trying to renegotiate loans and cope with foreclosure. Full Story »
Your GMAT exam score, while only one part of your business school admissions application, can be the difference between getting accepted or rejected at your first-choice school. In fact, 55% of the 250 MBA admissions officers who responded to the 2008 Kaplan Business School Admissions Survey said the GMAT is the most important factor in the business school application. While schools look at the complete package, they will be turned off by a lower-than-average GMAT score, which they use to determine how successful you will be academically. ... Full Story »