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CANANDAIGUA, N.Y. (AP) — NASCAR driver Tony Stewart struck and killed a sprint car driver who had climbed from his car and was on the track trying to confront Stewart during a race in upstate New York on Saturday night.
HONOLULU (AP) — A 40-year political career came to a close after Hawaii Gov. Neil Abercrombie lost his bid for a second term in a stunning primary-election defeat by a fellow Democrat and state senator who defied party leadership to challenge the incumbent. A second intraparty fight for U.S. Senate…
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A suspect who fled after shooting a sheriff's deputy in Walnut Park Saturday has been shot to death by deputies.
FERGUSON, Mo. (AP) — Desiree Harris saw her grandson running near her home Saturday afternoon when she passed him in her car. Minutes later, she found his body on the street — fatally shot by a police officer.
BEIRUT (AP) — A cleric read the verdict before the truck came and dumped a large pile of stones near the municipal garden. Jihadi fighters then brought in the woman, clad head to toe in black, and put her in a small hole in the ground. When residents gathered, the fighters told them to carry out…
The world's richest man is renting the world's third most expensive yacht for a three week vacation with his family.
Islamic State militants have killed at least 500 members of Iraq's Yazidi ethnic minority during their offensive in the north, Iraq's human rights minister told Reuters on Sunday. Mohammed Shia al-Sudani said the Sunni militants had also buried alive some of their victims, including women and…
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A teenager playing “knockout game” punched a man in the face after he made certain that the victim was not carrying a gun, a Florida man told police. Instances of the “knockout game” have been widely reported in cities across the country over the last several years.
DETROIT (AP) — Johnny Manziel took off up the middle, slipping between a couple defensive linemen and racing through the open field.
A patient back from Nigeria who showed symptoms of fever and flu -- possible signs of Ebola -- was put in isolation in a Toronto-area hospital, Canadian health officials said. Nigeria is one of several countries in West Africa that has had confirmed cases of Ebola, in the world's largest ever…
Republican U.S. Senator John McCain said on Saturday that President Barack Obama's limited military action against Islamic State militants in northern Iraq showed a "fundamental misunderstanding of the threat," and called for strikes against the group's positions in Syria, The New York Times…
Russian President Vladimir Putin began talks on Saturday with the leaders of arch-foes Armenia and Azerbaijan after recent clashes that have left 22 soldiers dead and fuelled fears that one of the bloodiest post-Soviet wars is restarting. Putin held separate talks at his residence in Russia's…
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Shirley Woods, a man from Barry County, Mich., said he is haunted by a crime that happened more than 40 years ago. His wife was raped and murdered in 1970 and the person responsible, Robert J. Brown, was caught and convicted and possibly paroled early.
By David Schwartz PHOENIX (Reuters) - An off-duty firefighter and experienced rescuer fell some 30 feet to his death and two 15-year-old boys were injured on Friday while climbing on a popular mountain in Phoenix, fire and police officials said. Gary Johnstone, 50, who had served on the Phoenix…
By Keith Coffman DENVER (Reuters) - The mother of four young boys who were found inside a squalid Denver home suffering from malnutrition and unable to speak except by grunts pleaded guilty on Friday to felony child abuse, prosecutors said. Lorinda Bailey, 36, pleaded guilty to one count of child…
Friday's resumption of hostilities may see Hamas overplay its hand in a dangerous poker game that could plunge Gaza back into chaos, analysts said. Palestinian militants fired two rockets at Israel in the final hours of a 72-hour truce and followed it up with dozens more as Israel hit back with…
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