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PHILADELPHIA (AP) — Michael Vick took a slight lead over Nick Foles in the Philadelphia Eagles' quarterback competition, while Tom Brady looked like himself on the opposite side.
SALT LAKE CITY (AP) — Prosecutors filed charges of bomb possession Friday against a recently crowned Utah beauty pageant winner.
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AdChoices CompareCards.comSponsoredLOS ANGELES (AP) — A week into the blackout of CBS programming to millions of Time Warner Cable subscribers, viewers are finding workarounds.
A museum in Kentucky has unearthed a rare find: an 8th grade exam given to students 100 years ago. “For us, this is just fascinating,” David Lee Strange, a volunteer at the Bullitt County History Museum, told ABC News. “It puts us in the mindset...
ATLANTA (AP) — R&B singer Usher will hold on to primary custody of his two young sons.
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NEW ORLEANS (AP) — Between Andy Reid's debut with Kansas City and Sean Payton's return from his one-season bounty ban, there was a little more intrigue surrounding the Saints' and Chiefs' preseason opener than that of a typical exhibition game.
Supporters of building a new dam in the Valley are continuing their work to bring the project to life.
By Oliver Holmes BEIRUT (Reuters) - Warplanes bombed a village in Syria's north overnight in an apparent effort by President Bashar al-Assad to prevent rebels fighting him from advancing on communities in the stronghold region of his Alawite sect. Assad's forces are on the defensive in his family's…
KABUL (Reuters) - Three Chinese citizens were found murdered in an apartment in Afghanistan's capital, according to a statement issued by China's embassy in Kabul carried on a Chinese state-run news agency. The report said the three were killed on Thursday but did not say the whether the victims…
ANAHEIM, Calif. (AP) — Disney has found Dory's parents — and a school of celebrity voices for its upcoming animated films.
For a few short days last week, the National Rifle Association posted its second “enemies list” on a new NRA-sponsored website called huntfortruth.org. Mysteriously, the website is now down, citing “scheduled maintenance” after a week in existence. Yet the list, once published, is now present in…
PITTSFORD, N.Y. (AP) — With a steady rain falling at soggy Oak Hill, the PGA Championship looked more like a British Open at the start of the second round.
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AdChoices Auto-Price-Finder.comSponsoredCAIRO (AP) — An al-Qaida-linked group active in the Sinai Peninsula said Saturday that its fighters were the target of a reported Israeli drone strike into Egyptian territory, a rare operation that could indicate increased Egyptian-Israeli security cooperation against militants in the lawless…
A Miami teenager has died after police tried to coerce him into cooperation with a taser.
"Ms. Remini has aligned herself with a handful of untrustworthy, lunatic tabloid sources who obsessively harass the Church to advance their selfish agendas."
TIMBUKTU, Mali (AP) — A year before he was caught on an intercept discussing the terror plot that prompted this week's sweeping closure of U.S. embassies abroad, al-Qaida's top operative in Yemen laid out his blueprint for how to wage jihad in letters sent to a fellow terrorist.
About 5.8 million Americans have heart failure, a condition that occurs when the heart can no longer pump enough blood to meet the body?s needs.