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At least one grizzly bear is thought to have killed and partially eaten a hiker in America's famed Yellowstone National Park, authorities said. The National Park Service said the man's body was found Friday and though the exact cause of death had not been determined, he had defensive wounds on his…
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The suspected shooter, a man, surrendered to police and was in custody, KHOU said on its website. A SWAT team responded to reports of shooting at the house, KHOU said, citing the Harris County Sheriff's office. No details were available on the victims' ages or relationship to each other or to the…
ALAMOGORDO, New Mexico (AP) — A French couple who died during an afternoon hike across the searing New Mexico desert likely saved their 9-year-old son by giving him two sips of water for each one they took before the supply ran out, a sheriff said Friday.
DEAR ABBY: I am recently divorced. For financial reasons, as well as to be nice, I have allowed my ex-wife, "Cathy," and her daughter to live in our home with me and my kids. Cathy has her own bedroom and bathroom.The subject of my living arrangements came up recently while I was on a date, and the…
NORRISTOWN, Pa. (AP) — Pennsylvania's top prosecutor barely spoke at her arraignment Saturday on charges including a felony count of perjury, but her attorney stressed afterward that she has no plans to resign, despite growing pressure even among her fellow Democrats.
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By Mirwais Harooni and Jessica Donati KABUL (Reuters) - A wave of attacks on the Afghan army and police and U.S. special forces in Kabul have killed at least 50 people and wounded hundreds, dimming hopes that the Taliban might be weakened by a leadership struggle after their longtime leader's…
Relatives of victims of the Germanwings crash in the French Alps hope to take their compensation claims against parent company Lufthansa to a US court, their lawyer said Sunday. Co-pilot Andreas Lubitz, 27, has been blamed for deliberately crashing the flight on March 24 headed from Spain to…
13-year-old Keyshawn Tyrell Gregory was found inside a car at the intersection of East Jones and North State Street, authorities said
Not only does this tent keep you cool, but it also makes other campers less annoying.
Uber is a smartphone app that makes it easy to get outside and earn extra money this summer for giving people rides with your car.
NEW YORK (AP) — A newborn baby was killed when his mother tossed him from a fourth-floor window of their New York City apartment building and he landed on courtyard pavement 40 feet below, a prosecutor said Saturday in announcing her arrest on a murder charge.
BARRE, Vt. (AP) — A woman who lost custody of her 9-year-old daughter is "the alleged perpetrator" in the deaths of three relatives and accused in a criminal charge of then heading to a nearby state office and gunning down the social worker involved in the custody case.
By Joseph White and Paul Lienert DETROIT (Reuters) - It's crunch time for Tesla Motors. The Silicon Valley automaker is losing more than $4,000 on every Model S electric sedan it sells, using its reckoning of operating losses, and it burned $359 million in cash last quarter in a bull market for…
German history buffs on Saturday unearthed the wreckage of a World War II US fighter that crashed in February 1945 with the remains of a young French pilot inside, DPA news agency said. The single-engine P47 Thunderbolt went down on February 14 1945, just 10 weeks before the end of the war in…
The model and "Joe Dirt 2: Beautiful Loser" actress lounges in a bath robe and splashes about in a pool during our "Vanity Fair" photo shoot.
Israel charged a Swede of Palestinian descent on Sunday with spying for Hezbollah, saying the Lebanese guerrilla group had tasked him with gathering information on Israeli military facilities that might be attacked in a future war. The suspect, Khalil Hizran, was arrested on July 21 after flying…
SAN ANTONIO (AP) — Maybe one day they'll learn.
Nearly 400 members of the outlawed Kurdistan Workers Party (PKK) have been killed and hundreds injured in two weeks of Turkish airstrikes on positions in northern Iraq, the official Anatolia news agency reported on Sunday. The report, which could not be independently verified, said at least four…
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His family and friends called him Adik. His eyes were the color of ash, under a broad forehead and thick brown hair, with a crook in the bridge of his nose from a boyhood hockey accident. He stood about five feet six inches tall. Adolf Tolkachev seemed a quiet fellow to those who knew him. He was…
In his chilling police interrogation, Billy Woodward described the moment he sneaked across his front lawn wearing camouflage and shot three neighbors he had been feuding with in Titusville, Florida. Woodward is in a county jail, facing first degree murder and attempted murder charges for shooting…
Mustard-colored wastewater laced with heavy metals continues to drain into a river from an abandoned mine in southwestern Colorado at a rate of about 550 gallons per minute, according to the Environmental Protection Agency, which caused the spill.