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PITTSFORD, N.Y. (AP) — Tiger Woods got off to a solid start in his bid to win a 15th major title.
WASHINGTON (AP) — Republicans are counting on some Southern comfort to win Senate control next year.
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Researchers have begun an ovarian cancer detection study that relies on dogs' keen sense of smell. The University of Pennsylvania's Working Dog Center is training three canines using blood and tissue samples donated by ovarian cancer patients. (Aug. 9)
MEXICO CITY (AP) — Down a narrow, dead-end street in a middle-class neighborhood of Mexico City, a three-story brick house with white window frames gives up no hint of the bizarre, even shocking images that were dreamed up inside.
Man charged with trying to extort money from Paula Deen scheduled to change plea in Ga. court
BEIJING (AP) — With her 1-day-old son propped against her in a hospital bed nursing, Qi Wenjuan says she has no desire to feed her child with infant formula.
The huge wildfire in Southern California's inland mountains has destroyed at least two dozen homes. More than 1,400 firefighters are fighting the fire, which has burned 22 square miles. It is 20% contained. (Aug. 9)
LONDON (AP) — Edinburgh Zoo is hoping for the pitter-patter of tiny paws, saying Friday that there are signs that one of its giant pandas may be pregnant.
PARIS (AP) — French industrial production continued to decline in June, widening the economic gap with Europe's largest economy, Germany, and raising concerns about its ability to emerge from recession.
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GRASSY KEY, Fla. (AP) — A dog may be man's best friend, but dolphins can imitate human actions, and even how they solve problems.
Government surveillance programs are on the defensive.
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