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In his chilling police interrogation, Billy Woodward described the moment he sneaked across his front lawn wearing camouflage and shot three neighbors he had been feuding with in Titusville, Florida. Woodward is in a county jail, facing first degree murder and attempted murder charges for shooting…
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By Steve Holland WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump was dumped from a prime speaking role to an important gathering of conservative activists on Friday for his criticism of Fox News anchor Megyn Kelly after a combustible debate performance. Trump was scheduled to…
NEW YORK (AP) — Verizon, the nation's largest wireless provider, will stop offering phones at discounted prices when customers sign two-year service contracts.
BARRE, Vt. (AP) — A woman who was upset about losing custody of her daughter used a hunting rifle to fatally shoot a child-welfare agency worker who had handled her case, authorities said.
Hong Kong on Saturday recorded its hottest day since authorities began taking temperature readings 130 years ago, due to the influence of a nearby typhoon. The daily maximum temperature hit 36.3 degrees Celsius, the Hong Kong Observatory said, with higher temperatures recorded in some parts of the…
These names were topping the charts around the turn of the century – the 20th century that is. From 1890-1910 the names listed here could be found ...
Police in Arlington, a city in the Dallas-Fort Worth metropolitan area, said the officer responded early on Friday to a call about a burglary in progress. There, Officer Brad Miller, 49, confronted a suspect who was accused of driving a vehicle through the front of a car dealership, police said in…
A Texas judge ordered a man to marry his 19-year-old girlfriend or face jail time.
DEAR ABBY: I have a grandson who is 13. He insists on wearing a hoodie, leather jacket and long jeans no matter what the weather. It is 80 degrees outside today and he's wearing them to a picnic. I have given up arguing with him on this. What gives? -- MYSTIFIED GRANDMA IN WASHINGTON DEAR…
HONOLULU (AP) — A college student traveling to Maui for a vacation instead has spent his time in jail after the FBI accused him of drunkenly threatening to kill passengers, shoving a flight attendant and busting out of plastic handcuffs on a flight from Seattle.
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LifescriptSponsoredFloyd Mayweather issued an apology to female mixed martial arts star Ronda Rousey Thursday, then laughed off a suggestion the two could meet in the ring, saying he would have to take a major pay cut. You a comedian?" Mayweather responded when asked if he would consider fighting the undefeated…
A missing hiker was found dead in Yellowstone National Park on Friday, prompting authorities to close the area around a popular trail while they investigate the cause, officials said. A conclusive cause of death has yet to be determined, said Yellowstone spokeswoman Julena Campbell. Park officials…
BAGHDAD (AP) — While attending the Iraqi army's artillery school nearly 20 years ago, Ali Omran remembers one major well. An Islamic hard-liner, he once chided Omran for wearing an Iraqi flag pin into the bathroom because it included the words "God is great."
CONWAY, Ark. (AP) — A 14-year-old boy shot and killed his grandparents during a robbery-and-murder scheme hatched while he and two other friends were held in an Arkansas juvenile jail, police and prosecutors said Friday.
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Technically Incorrect: A new study declares a fruity remedy for the alcohol-induced headache. It might not be one you'd imagine.
NEW YORK (AP) — The death of a newborn baby boy who may have fallen or been thrown out of a window of a New York City apartment building has been ruled a homicide, officials said Friday.
William Styler, 67, hung himself with part of a bedsheet and was discovered in his cell on Thursday morning at the state's Arrowhead Correctional Center in Cañon City, 35 miles southwest of Colorado Springs, said Fremont County Coroner Randy Keller. An autopsy conducted on Friday morning confirmed…
The US Coast Guard said it has seized $181 million worth of cocaine from a submarine-like vessel in the eastern Pacific Ocean, but even more drugs sank during the bust. The Coast Guard seized 12,000 pounds (5,400 kilograms) of cocaine from four smugglers on a semi-submersible ship, the agency said…
Not everything that is "common knowledge" is true. Here are a few commonly held beliefs that are simply not true.
A man who recorded a Rohnert Park police officer pulling a gun on him is now filing a civil rights claim against the city and the officer is answering the accusation.
ALBANY, N.Y. (AP) — The family of a young driver struck and killed by Tony Stewart's car on an upstate New York dirt track filed a wrongful death lawsuit against the NASCAR star Friday.
Experts say the incident on a Skywest flight was a tail pipe flame, which is common.