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COLUMBIA, S.C. (AP) — Years into their attempt to adopt a Cherokee girl, Matt and Melanie Capobianco say they can empathize with any sadness the girl's biological father might be feeling after being ordered to turn her over to them.
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AdChoices CompareCards.comSponsoredBy Steve Holland WASHINGTON (Reuters) - The economic policy speeches President Barack Obama has been delivering in recent weeks are turning out to be blunt attacks on Republicans, with an eye toward coming fiscal battles and the 2014 congressional elections. Obama's basic message across the…
NEW YORK (AP) — After embodying Steve Jobs in his new movie, Ashton Kutcher came to admire how the Apple Computer founder was able to balance his public and personal lives.
ASSIUT, Egypt (AP) — It was nighttime and 10,000 Islamists were marching down the most heavily Christian street in this ancient Egyptian city, chanting "Islamic, Islamic, despite the Christians." A half-dozen kids were spray-painting "Boycott the Christians" on walls, supervised by an adult.
LAKE ELSINORE, Calif. (AP) — A wildfire broke out Wednesday in a rural area in Southern California and grew with extreme speed, threatening three communities where people were evacuated and apparently burning at least two homes.
CHICAGO (AP) — The Major League Baseball Players Association formally appealed Alex Rodriguez's 211-game suspension Wednesday, sending the case to an independent arbitrator.
ST. CHARLES, Mo. (AP) — Beth Gratta has heard the whispers, read the venomous online comments and watched with dismay as some of her fellow Francis Howell High School parents publicly condemned a plan to bus 475 students from a distressed urban school district nearly 30 miles away to her children's…
By Ben Klayman DETROIT (Reuters) - The auto industry continued its poor performance in an influential U.S. safety group's new crash test as half of the small cars tested did not fare well. Six of the cars tested, most of which were 2013 models, were rated "poor" or "marginal." General Motors Co's…
Ward-Melvin, who is a geneticist at Akron Children's Hospital, had never met another girl with Turner syndrome until she went to medical school. But now, she has adopted 4-year-old Zoe, who also has the condition.
"They want to take them all away from me, they say I can't live here."
By Khaled Yacoub Oweis AMMAN (Reuters) - Syrian rebels said on Thursday they targeted President Bashar al-Assad's motorcade heading to a Damascus mosque to mark the Muslim holiday of Eid al-Fitr, but state television showed him unharmed and the government denied he had been attacked. The Tahrir…
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LONDON (AP) — Jewelry, pieces of ships, medieval ice skates, centuries-old skulls — some incredible pieces of London's history aren't in museums, they're underground.
On Aug. 6, Japan launched its largest warship since World War II in a fresh demonstration of Tokyo’s steadily expanding naval capabilities. The unveiling of the destroyer — with a conspicuously large flight deck — has drawn attention from its neighbors, especially longstanding regional rival China,…
PITTSFORD, N.Y. (AP) — Golf's final major championship of the year is under way at soggy Oak Hill.
Yes, it’s Shark Week on the Discovery channel, but this is just a little too much. Early Tuesday night in New York the conductor aboard a Ditmars-bound N train at Queensboro Plaza reported a shark aboard the train in car #8994, according to WABC. The...