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Anyone who thought that Donald Trump would take a conciliatory tack in the first Republican debate was quickly disillusioned. Chris Wallace, one of the Fox News moderators, asked if any candidate was unwilling to pledge to support the eventual GOP nominee.
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Floyd Mayweather issued an apology to female mixed martial arts star Ronda Rousey Thursday, then laughed off a suggestion the two could meet in the ring, saying he would have to take a major pay cut. You a comedian?" Mayweather responded when asked if he would consider fighting the undefeated…
Zachary Hammond was on a first date with a girl on July 26 in Seneca, S.C., when they stopped at a Hardee’s parking lot in his car. When confronted with law enforcement, Mr. Hammond attempted to flee and a police officer shot him twice. The death of Hammond, who was 19, bears some strikingly…
DEAR ABBY: My daughter is a lifeguard at a local pool.Caregivers, please take note: While she's disciplining your child for dunking another, she cannot watch other children who might be struggling to catch a breath. You cannot possibly watch all the children you brought with you while you're busy…
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MEDINA, Ohio (AP) — An attorney for an Ohio man charged with corpse abuse after the discovery of his 21-month-old daughter's decomposed body said Thursday that there is more to the case than what is being released by police.
The US Coast Guard said it has seized $181 million worth of cocaine from a submarine-like vessel in the eastern Pacific Ocean, but even more drugs sank during the bust. The Coast Guard seized 12,000 pounds (5,400 kilograms) of cocaine from four smugglers on a semi-submersible ship, the agency said…
While HTC’s revenues tumble and Samsung struggles to turn a profit, one Android phone maker is celebrating its successes. If you’ve been keeping track, you’re already well aware of OnePlus, the little Android spinoff that could, but the independent company’s place in the industry was further…
Nearly 70 years after they were uprooted to make way for United States' nuclear tests, Bikini Islanders have approved two new resolutions seeking Washington's aid to relocate again -- including one citing the "psychological toll" of leaving their atoll. For decades, Bikini islanders have struggled…
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CLEVELAND (AP) — On a crowded debate stage, 10 Republican candidates for president sought breakout moments and tried to avoid missteps that could sink their White House hopes at this early stage.
AKRON, Ohio (AP) — Jordan Spieth was calm and content. Conversations with his golf ball were limited.
Technically Incorrect: A YouTube video shows a Northern California police officer first try to film a resident filming him and then pull his gun. The incident is now being investigated.
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By Brendan O'Brien MILWAUKEE (Reuters) - Another large mountain-lion type of an animal has been spotted in metro Milwaukee, where similar reported animal sightings have captivated residents in recent weeks, authorities said on Thursday. A large wild cat, similar to a mountain lion or cougar, was…
For Laura Jones, it wasn't a lack of savings that led to her living paycheck to paycheck. In fact, the 38-year-old Lawrenceburg, Indiana, resident had been diligently putting money away in her retirement account. However, when she lost a job, she realized her money was out of reach, and frugal…
The remains of two Japanese climbers who disappeared in the Swiss Alps in 1970 have been found after emerging from melting ice, police said Thursday. The two climbers, identified by the Japanese consulate in Geneva as 22-year-old Michio Oikawa and 21-year-old Masayuki Kobayashi, were reported…
It looks like Russian hackers made a significant breach into the Pentagon’s email system. Officials tell NBC News that Russia has launched a “sophisticated cyberattack” against the unclassified email system of the Joint Chiefs of Staff. The hack has forced the Pentagon to shut down the email system…
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A Thai man was jailed for 30 years on Friday for "insulting" the monarchy on Facebook, in one of the toughest known sentences passed under the junta-ruled kingdom's draconian lese majeste law. Thai King Bhumibol Adulyadej, 87, is protected by one of the world's strictest royal defamation rules…
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LOS ANGELES (AP) — On the day of the first Republican presidential debate, Hillary Rodham Clinton said Thursday she's often left in a "state of disbelief" from what she hears from some of her 2016 rivals.