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Apparently, the Marine Corps thinks a "lack or loss of spiritual faith" could be dangerous
Brendan 'Donut' McDonough Recounts Last Acts of 19 Fallen Granite Mountain Men
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By Drazen Jorgic NAIROBI (Reuters) - A fire engulfed Kenya's main airport on Wednesday, forcing the indefinite suspension of international passenger flights and choking a vital travel gateway to east Africa. The blaze lit up the early morning sky, the billowing clouds of black smoke engulfing the…
DEAR ABBY: I'm hoping you will pass this on to your readers. Many of us these days have to work two jobs to make ends meet. In addition to a full-time job, I work a second one in a call center. Yes, I'm one of those dreaded people who call and ask you to do a phone survey.What I would like to…
BEVERLY HILLS, Calif. (AP) — Lady Mary will be mired in grief as season four of "Downton Abbey" begins, mourning the loss of her husband, Matthew.
BEIRUT (AP) — An explosion on Wednesday wounded Israeli soldiers who had crossed the border into Lebanon in a rare incident on the heavily guarded and volatile frontier, the Lebanese army said.
BANGKOK (AP) — Asian stock markets fell Wednesday on expectations the U.S. central bank will begin to phase out its monetary stimulus next month.
Man aboard sinking ship saved his dog before his own wife.
ORLANDO, Fla. (AP) — Bodies crashing to the ground and being slung against the springy ropes of the ring. The slapping of skin as hulking men and women grapple and hurl blows at one another. The clink of free weights and the roar of broadcasters practicing to get it just right for the cameras.
AMMAN, Jordan (AP) — Jordanian police are questioning two Syrians who allegedly tried to smuggle a large cache of arms including surface-to-air missiles into the kingdom, a security official said Wednesday. It was the second such attempt reported in a week.
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WASHINGTON (Reuters) - A coalition of civic groups in Kosovo has asked the United States to lean on the World Bank to withhold funding from a new lignite coal-fired power plant proposed for the southeastern European nation. The action by the Kosovo Civil Society Consortium for Sustainable…
A massive fire destroyed the arrivals hall at Nairobi, Kenya's main international airport early Wednesday, forcing the closure of East Africa's largest airport and the rerouting of all inbound flights. No injuries were reported. (Aug. 7)
WASHINGTON (AP) — The Homeland Security Department tentatively approved asylum requests for seven Mexican immigrants, including some who were living in the United States illegally but left and attempted to re-enter as part of a protest against U.S. deportation policies. The preliminary approval is…
The City of Detroit is appraising some of the city's masterpieces found in the Detroit Institute of Art. The Museum is concerned that the art could be sold to pay off some of the city's debt.