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Police Let Zimmerman Go With a Warning
DAMASCUS, Syria (AP) — Syria's president on Thursday lauded his troops' struggle against opposition forces, saying they are fighting the fiercest of wars but that he is confident they will win in the country's conflict, now in its third year.
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MINNEAPOLIS (AP) — Gay couples began tying the knot at Minneapolis City Hall early Thursday and preparing to do so once town clerks' offices opened in Rhode Island, as the two states became the latest to allow same-sex marriage.
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By Patricia Zengerle and Alina Selyukh WASHINGTON (Reuters) - New revelations from former security contractor Edward Snowden that U.S. intelligence agencies have access to a vast online tracking tool came to light on Wednesday, as lawmakers put the secret surveillance programs under greater…
CHERVONE, Ukraine (AP) — Ukrainians dressed in Nazi SS uniform trudge through trenches and fire model rifles in a reconstruction of a key battle against the Soviets during World War II. An Orthodox priest leads a ceremony for fallen soldiers of the Nazi unit, sprinkling his blessing over several…
BARCELONA, Spain (AP) — Missy Franklin climbed to the top of the podium to collect a prize she really wanted.
HARARE, Zimbabwe (AP) — The main challenger to Zimbabwe's longtime president, Robert Mugabe, says the election there is "null and void" due to alleged violations in the voting process.
SACRAMENTO, Calif. (AP) — With parts of Northern California's scenic hillsides illegally gouged by bulldozers for marijuana grows, frustrated local officials asked the state for help to protect streams and rivers from harmful sediment and the chemicals used on the pot plants.
ABC7 News follows a San Francisco State University researcher who has been looking at climate change on a smaller scale.
LOS ANGELES (AP) — With two strikes against him, pinch-hitter Lyle Overbay wanted to make sure he wasn't getting a fastball on the next pitch.
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LINCOLN, Neb. (AP) — Food safety advocates are sounding an alarm at the lack of information being disseminated about an enduring intestinal illness tied to prepackaged salad that has sickened nearly 400 people nationwide.
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RESTON, Va. (AP) — Mark Stewart turns quite a few heads as he zips through the streets on his neon green ELF bike. With each pedal, his feet take turns sticking out from the bottom while a gentle motor hums in the background.
Antony Weiner has dumb stuff in his life, but how could Anthony Weiner have possibly thought he could win the race to be mayor of New York City? We're starting to think that was never the point of jumping into the media limelight.
CINCINNATI (AP) — All these years later, some surviving veterans still think the raid on "Hitler's gas station" was a great plan. However, not all worked out as expected, and the result was a fierce World War II battle marked by bravery and sacrifice.
VATICAN CITY (AP) — The Francis Revolution is underway. Not everyone is pleased.