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An Australian woman faces a possible death sentence for drug trafficking in Malaysia after a prosecutor said Thursday a chemist's report confirmed the substance found in her bag was crystal methamphetamine. Maria Elvira Pinto Exposto, a 52-year-old mother of four, was arrested on December 7 at…
Before you pay your next mortgage bill, read this. An innovative way to pay off your mortgage has banks scrambling. If you own a home, read this now.
A Brazilian man executed in Indonesia for drug trafficking who was diagnosed with schizophrenia and bipolar disorder did not understand what was happening to him until his final moments, a priest assigned as his spiritual adviser told Australia's ABC radio on Thursday. Rodrigo Muxfeldt Gularte was…
HONOLULU (AP) — A shark killed a 65-year-old woman in an attack off the shore of Maui on Wednesday, officials said.
Comedian Tamale Rocks made a pretty shocking discovery in the bathroom of the Cigar and Stripes bar in Chicago.
Kevin Sanford's family said he was doing what he loved when he fell to his eventual death from 40 foot palm tree. Sanford leaves behind two young children and a wife.
Star of the show "Shark Tank" says you should stop giving away your hard earned money. Here's how to save on your biggest expense.
WASHINGTON (AP) — The United States now sees the Ukrainian rebels as a Russian force.
World number one Rory McIlroy and Masters champion Jordan Spieth opened their WGC-Match Play Championship campaigns with easy wins Wednesday on a day of upsets at the new-look $9.25 million event. Northern Ireland star McIlroy carded just one birdie and 13 pars but was too good for Jason Dufner,…
When you were a kid, did you ever tell your parents you wanted to run away? A feisty 5-year-old threatened to move out of her mom’s house, and thanks to good old YouTube we get to watch the funny exchange she had. Check out little Saige’s proclamation that she must move on. The video has already…
Samsung just launched the Galaxy S6 and Galaxy S6 edge, but that doesn’t mean the company is ignoring future flagship devices – or at least two in particular. SamMobile has discovered listings in an IMEI database for two distinct products, and they appear to be new Galaxy Note and Galaxy S models.…
China's underground currency wars are starting to have a catastrophic effect on the global economy. Here's what this means for Americans.
In the months before the Boston Marathon bombing, Tamerlan Tsarnaev’s wife, Katherine Russell, searched the Internet for “wife of mujahedeen” and “what are the rewards for wives of mujahedeen,” according to testimony in the bomber trial Tuesday. Katherine Russell has not been charged in connection…
A British grandmother on death row in Indonesia for smuggling drugs has condemned the "senseless, brutal" execution of two Australians, and reportedly fears she could be next in line for the firing squad. Australian drug traffickers Andrew Chan and Myuran Sukumaran were executed by firing squad…
By Ernest Scheyder WILLISTON, N.D. (Reuters) - North Dakota, the second-largest U.S. oil producer, has approved a sweeping reorganization of its oil tax code, cutting the overall rate and ending a tax break of more than $5 billion poised to hit in June. Governor Jack Dalrymple signed the measure on…
9 beautiful destinations where cost of living is so cheap, you'll live like royalty. Think you can't afford to live on an island paradise? Think again
LOUISVILLE, Ky. (AP) — A federal judge whose ruling striking down Kentucky's ban on gay marriage led to an appeal heard this week in the U.S. Supreme Court died Wednesday. He was 66.
BEIJING (AP) — China said Thursday it was investigating the killings of three villagers in a border town where North Korean guards have been accused of crossing over to commit thefts and slayings.
Chelsea took another step towards winning the English Premier League title as second half goals from Didier Drogba, John Terry and Ramires helped them overturn a half-time deficit to win 3-1 at in-form Leicester City. Jose Mourinho's side can now secure the crown if they beat Crystal Palace on…
The Baltimore “Mom of the Year,” as dubbed by Twitter, has received a lot of attention after a video of her disciplining her son at the riots circulated the internet. Toya Graham, the single mother of six, is speaking out now about why she responded the way she did. Ms. Graham was watching the…
In what some might consider a terrifying development, the U.S. military has passed a key milestone in creating self-steering bullets.
FERGUSON, Mo. (AP) — Protesters returned to Ferguson on Wednesday night, a day after looting, fires and gunfire broke out there during demonstrations over the death of a black man who died of spinal injuries after his arrest by Baltimore police.
The suspect, identified as 54-year-old Oluyemisi Adebayo, was arrested Wednesday morning as she was about to board a flight to Africa via London, prosecutors say.