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This edition was generated on Wed Apr 30 08:45:02 EDT 2008

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General News Update
Sports News Update
Business News Update
Miscellaneous Daily Information
Boston Area Weather


General News Update

Yahoo! Reuters Headlines-General News:

Economy grows by only 0.6 percent in first quarter
AP - 3 minutes ago

WASHINGTON - The bruised economy limped through the first quarter of this year at a six-tenths of a percentage point growth rate as housing and credit problems forced people and businesses alike to hunker down.

  • To coincide with the arrival of the Olympic torch, a local activist paints over a memorial to Beijing's Tiananmen Square Massacre in orange to symbolize freedom and human rights in Hong Kong, China, Wednesday, April 30, 2008. (AP Photo/Wally Santana)
    Olympic torch arrives in Hong Kong after activists deported AP - 54 minutes ago

    HONG KONG - The Olympic torch returned to Chinese soil Wednesday after a turbulent 20-nation tour, landing in the bustling financial capital of Hong Kong where officials deported at least seven activists before the flame's arrival.

  • In this Jan. 13, 2006 file photo, Albert Hofmann, discoverer of the mind-altering drug LSD and former head of the research department of Swiss chemical company Sandoz, takes part in a international symposium in Basel, Switzerland. Hofmann has died aged 102, officials of the town of Burg, Switzerland, confirmed. Albert Hofmann discovered LSD by coincidence over 60 years ago. (AP Photo/Keystone, Patrick Straub)
    Albert Hofmann, father of drug LSD, dies in Switzerland AP - 52 minutes ago

    GENEVA - Albert Hofmann, the father of the mind-altering drug LSD whose medical discovery inspired — and arguably corrupted — millions in the 1960s hippie generation, has died. He was 102.

  • In this photo released by ABC, Shannon Elizabeth and Derek Hough appear on ABC's  'Dancing With The Stars' on Tuesday April 29, 2008 in Hollywood, Calif.  Shannon Elizabeth and Derek Hough were eliminated Tuesday night. (AP Photo/ABC, Kelsea McNeal)
    Another celebrity is finished `Dancing With the Stars' AP - 29 minutes ago

    LOS ANGELES - Shannon Elizabeth won't have to shed any more tears over "Dancing With the Stars."

  • Prom invite is written on lacrosse players' bare bottoms AP - 23 minutes ago

    ANN ARBOR, Mich. - Thirteen members of a high school lacrosse team have been disciplined for baring their bottoms on which was written a prom invitation from one player to a girl.

  • New Orleans Hornets guard Chris Paul (3) gets tangled up with Dallas Mavericks forward Dirk Nowitzki (41), of Germany, in the first half of Game 5 in a first-round NBA basketball playoff series Tuesday, April 29, 2008, in New Orleans. (AP Photo/Dave Martin)
    Hornets, Spurs advance to 2nd round of NBA playoffs AP - 45 minutes ago

    NEW ORLEANS - The New Orleans Hornets and the San Antonio Spurs have advanced to the second round of the NBA playoffs.

  • U.S. soldiers prepare to board a helicopter in Mussayab, a predominately Shi'ite neighbourhood 60 km (40 miles) south of Baghdad in this April 2, 2008 file photo. (Ceerwan Aziz/Reuters)
    April deadliest month for U.S. in Iraq since Sept Reuters - 30 minutes ago

    BAGHDAD (Reuters) - Two U.S. soldiers were killed in Baghdad, the U.S. military said on Wednesday, taking the American troop death toll in Iraq for April to 46.

  • Austrian crime scene investigators enter the garden of a house, belonging to a man suspected of keeping his daughter prisoner and abusing her for 24 years in the basement of this house, in the small Austrian village of Amstetten April 28, 2008. (Herbert Neubauer/Reuters)
    Austria plans image campaign after incest horror Reuters - 1 hour, 47 minutes ago

    AMSTETTEN, Austria (Reuters) - Austrian Chancellor Alfred Gusenbauer said on Wednesday the government planned to launch an image campaign to restore its reputation abroad after an incest case that shocked the world.

  • A North Korean man walks with his bull on a field in the propaganda village of Gijungdong near the truce village of Panmunjom in the demilitarized zone in Paju, 42 km northwest of Seoul, that separates North Korea from the South in this March 26, 2008 file photo. REUTERS/Lee Jae-Won/Files
    North Korea heading towards famine: report Reuters - 19 minutes ago

    SEOUL (Reuters) - Soaring global food prices and reluctant donors are pushing North Korea back towards famine, which could see the secretive government turn even more repressive to keep control, a paper released on Wednesday said.

  • US Democratic presidential candidate Senator Barack Obama (D-IL) speaks during a campaign stop in Chapel Hill, North Carolina April 28, 2008. (Chris Keane/Reuters)
    Democrat Obama "outraged" by former pastor Reuters - Tue Apr 29, 6:37 PM ET

    WINSTON-SALEM, North Carolina (Reuters) - Democratic Sen. Barack Obama, trying to quell a political firestorm that has roiled his presidential campaign, strongly denounced his former pastor on Tuesday and called his racially charged comments "appalling."

  • A moderate earthquake struck near the coastal city of Eureka in Northern California on Tuesday but there were no immediate reports of damage. (Graphics/Reuters)
    Moderate quake hits northern California Reuters - Wed Apr 30, 12:38 AM ET

    SAN FRANCISCO (Reuters) - A moderate earthquake struck near the coastal city of Eureka in Northern California on Tuesday but there were no immediate reports of damage.

  • Zimbabwe's President Robert Mugabe attends the Zimbabwe International Trade Fair in Bulawayo April 25, 2008. (Emmanuel Chitate/Reuters)
    Zimbabwe dismisses U.N. talks as "racist and colonial" Reuters - 1 hour, 1 minute ago

    HARARE (Reuters) - President Robert Mugabe's government dismissed the United Nations' first session on Zimbabwe's election crisis as "sinister, racist and colonial" on Wednesday and said it would have no impact on the country.

  • A North Korean torch runner carries the Olympic flame in Pyongyang April 28, 2008. (Kyodo/Reuters)
    Torch back in China, 100-day countdown starts Reuters - 1 hour, 44 minutes ago

    BEIJING/HONG KONG (Reuters) - China began counting down 100 days to the Beijing Olympics on Wednesday with songs, a mass run and prayers, as the torch arrived back on Chinese soil after a tumultuous world tour.

  • Policemen inspect a damaged house in Kabul April 30, 2008. (Omar Sobhani/Reuters)
    Taliban militants kill themselves in Afghan siege Reuters - Wed Apr 30, 5:40 AM ET

    KABUL (Reuters) - Five Taliban militants blew themselves up in a house in the Afghan capital Kabul after 10 hours of clashes with besieging Afghan security forces on Wednesday, an Interior Ministry official told Reuters.

  • Iraqis cover dead bodies with blankets in the ruins of a destroyed house by an alleged US air strike on Baghdad's Sadr City. At least 925 people have been killed in clashes between militiamen and security forces in Baghdad's Sadr City that began on March 25.(AFP/Ahmad al-Rubaye)
    At least 925 people killed in Iraq's Sadr City clashes AFP - 6 minutes ago

    BAGHDAD (AFP) - At least 925 people have been killed in clashes between militiamen and security forces in Baghdad's Sadr City that began last month, a senior Iraqi official told reporters on Wednesday.

  • A man pushes a bicycle past a huge 2008 Olympic poster in Beijing on April 28 to promote a safe and harmonious Beijing Olympics. China hailed the 100-day countdown to the Beijing Olympics on Wednesday, but simmering controversies over Tibet and the torch relay, as well as heavy pollution, cast a shadow over the milestone.(AFP/Teh Eng Koon)
    China marks 100 days to Olympics amid Tibet, torch troubles AFP - Wed Apr 30, 3:45 AM ET

    BEIJING (AFP) - China hailed the 100-day countdown to the Beijing Olympics on Wednesday, but simmering controversies over Tibet and the torch relay, as well as heavy pollution, cast a shadow over the milestone.

  • Austrian authorities are to give new identities to the woman held prisoner by Josef Fritzl for 24 years and the children she bore in a cramped cellar.(AFP/HO)
    New identities for incest-scarred Austrian family AFP - 1 hour, 13 minutes ago

    AMSTETTEN, Austria (AFP) - Austrian authorities are to give new identities to the woman held prisoner by her father for 24 years and the children she bore in a cramped cellar, to help them escape the trauma of their captivity, officials said Wednesday.

  • Georgian tanks take part in military exercises in February 2008. Georgia has slammed Russia's plans to boost peacekeeping troops in two rebel Georgian regions as the start of "full scale military aggression".(AFP/File/Vano Shlamov)
    Georgia accuses Russia of 'full scale military aggression' AFP - 1 hour, 34 minutes ago

    BRUSSELS (AFP) - Georgia on Wednesday slammed Russia's plans to boost peacekeeping troops in two rebel Georgian regions as the start of "full scale military aggression".

  • The World Wide Web is still only in its infancy, its British inventor Tim Berners-Lee, seen here in 2001, said on the 15th anniversary of the web's effective launch.(AFP/File/Emilie Sommer)
    WWW inventor says web only in infancy AFP - 1 hour, 19 minutes ago

    LONDON (AFP) - The World Wide Web is still only in its infancy, its British inventor said Wednesday, on the 15th anniversary of the web's effective launch.

  • Swiss chemist Albert Hofmann holds a model of the LSD molecule. Hofmann, who discovered the now-banned hallucinogenic drug LSD that was an icon of the Hippy movement, has died at the age of 102.(AFP/NOVARTIS/File/Str)
    'Father of LSD' takes final trip AFP - 1 hour, 26 minutes ago

    GENEVA (AFP) - Albert Hofmann, the Swiss chemist who discovered the now-banned hallucinogenic drug LSD that was an icon of the Hippy movement, has died at the age of 102, authorities said Wednesday.

  • Combo photo shows Microsoft's Virginia offices and Yahoo's Sunnyvale headquarters in , California. Microsoft could try and replace Yahoo's board of directors as a Saturday deadline for the Internet service company to accept a US$44.6bn acquisition offer expired(AFP/File/AFP)
    Microsoft could nominate proxy slate of directors for Yahoo: report AFP - Wed Apr 30, 3:39 AM ET

    NEW YORK (AFP) - Microsoft could make its next move against Yahoo Wednesday with the software giant likely to try and replace Yahoo's board of directors, the Wall Street Journal reported.

Most Popular Top Stories

  • A seven-week-old English Bulldog puppy naps in a pen before a news conference to announce the Top Ten most popular dogs in America at the American Kennel Club headquarters in New York in this January 16, 2008 file photo. (Jeff Zelevansky/Reuters)
    Hair of the dog keeps children's allergies at bay Reuters - Mon Apr 28, 7:31 PM ET

    LONDON (Reuters) - Having a dog in the house reduces the risk that young children will develop allergies, German researchers said on Tuesday.

  • Beds lie empty in the emergency room of Tulane University Hospital in New Orleans February 14, 2006. (Lee Celano/Reuters)
    Medicare "drifting towards disaster": U.S. official Reuters - Tue Apr 29, 6:34 PM ET

    WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Medicare is lurching toward disaster and it is too late for the Bush Administration and Congress to do anything about it, U.S. Health and Human Services Secretary Michael Leavitt said on Tuesday.

  • The biggest squid ever caught, at up to 10 metres long and boasting a fearsome beak and razor-sharp hooks, may be small compared to others still lurking in the depths, scientists said(AFP/File/Stephane de Sakutin)
    Biggest squid ever caught may be a minnow: scientists AFP - Tue Apr 29, 4:02 AM ET

    WELLINGTON (AFP) - The biggest squid ever caught, at up to 10 metres long and boasting a fearsome beak and razor-sharp hooks, may be small compared to others still lurking in the depths, scientists said Tuesday.

  • Undated police handout picture made available April 28, 2008, shows the room in the basement of a house where a woman was held imprisoned for 24 years in the small Austrian village of Amstetten. (HO/Police/Reuters)
    Family in Austrian incest case united Reuters - Tue Apr 29, 3:52 PM ET

    AMSTETTEN, Austria (Reuters) - The family of an Austrian man who imprisoned his daughter for 24 years and fathered seven children with her have been united for the first time in what doctors described as an "astonishing" gathering.

  • Job-seekers visit booths of companies at a job fair in Nanjing, Jiangsu province in this February 16, 2008 file photo. China's rapidly expanding economy has created a seemingly insatiable appetite for Chinese-speaking managers. Yet even though 3 million university graduates enter China's workforce every year, multinational companies are finding it hard to find local talent to meet that demand and are heading abroad to find Chinese-speaking talent. (Sean Yong/Files/Reuters)
    Wanted: Manager, Chinese-speaking only Reuters - Mon Apr 28, 11:09 AM ET

    HONG KONG (Reuters) - American-born Thomas Kwan's career has taken off since he moved to China to work as the country manager for a U.S. health products company.

Sports News

Yahoo! Reuters Headlines-Sports:

Paul's triple-double helps Hornets oust Mavs with 99-94 win

AP - Wed Apr 30, 4:09 AM ET

NEW ORLEANS - Byron Scott accepted his NBA coach of the year award, then guided his team to the second round of the playoffs. Chris Paul had 24 points, 15 assists and 11 rebounds, and the New Orleans Hornets held on for a 99-94 victory over the Dallas Mavericks on Tuesday night to win their first-round series in five games.

Business News

Yahoo! Reuters Headlines-Business:

Economy grows by only 0.6 percent in first quarter

AP - 3 minutes ago

WASHINGTON - The bruised economy limped through the first quarter of this year at a six-tenths of a percentage point growth rate as housing and credit problems forced people and businesses alike to hunker down.

Miscellaneous Daily Stuff

Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - April 30, 2008
The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit that carries any reward.
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John Maynard Keynes (1883 - 1946)
My parents only had one argument in forty-five years. It lasted forty-three years.
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Cathy Ladman
You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat.
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Albert Einstein (1879 - 1955), when asked to describe radio
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
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George Orwell (1903 - 1950)

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